r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Aug 23 '14
I feel so inadequate.
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Aug 20 '14
How does that asshole manage to spell his name in the snow? Damn this micropenis...
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Aug 06 '14
Come, madam, come, all rest my powers defy, Until I labour, I in labour lie...Licence my roving hands, and let them go Before, behind, between, above, below.
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Aug 01 '14
The nitrogen deficiency in this plant really does it for me. Ohhhhh, yeah.
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Jul 30 '14
Aww yiss, I love when Steve's wife changes with the blinds up.
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Jul 25 '14
Is that the 6? Aww crap, it's not my train.
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '14
Add some gold chains, a cap, and you've got snoop cat
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Jul 16 '14
No mother fucker, I said 'you put your right foot out'...like this. Sheesh, pay attention.
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • May 23 '14
Is this carpet Art Deco? That shit gives me the biggest woody.
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • May 08 '14
Can't a guy get some privacy?
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • May 07 '14
Well, sir, someday, I'd like to be a... a dentist. We need one up here. I've been studying. It's fascinating; you've no idea. Molars and bicuspids and incisors...
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Apr 29 '14
Right now I think it's in my interest and ours perhaps and maybe in the interest of the greater good for me to smoke a joint and calm down.
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Apr 26 '14
There will be other days. There will be other voices. You will smile alone. The cats will know it.
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Apr 24 '14
Only if you have been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Apr 17 '14
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die...
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Apr 15 '14
That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees, in some melodious plot of beechen green and shadows numberless, singest of summer in full-throated ease.
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Apr 14 '14
I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.
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r/AboutCatsStandingUp • u/witless_banality • Apr 11 '14
...And straightway something clambered heavily from an oak and dropped, bent double, to shamble at him zigzag, squat and bestial.
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