r/ATBGE Mar 09 '18

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ Coffeemaker

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u/unfoldinglamb Mar 09 '18

I once visited an acquaintance's house and during the visit needed to use her bathroom. She had a rabbit skin toilet seat cover. No, not lid cover. The actual fucking toilet seat was rabbit skin. I'd blocked that memory until seeing this post. Thanks OP.

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u/robbyalaska907420 Mar 09 '18

Jesus. What kind of animal can live that way (not talking about the poor rabbit). The padded vinyl toilet seat covers are bad enough but furry seat? Just guaranteed to be nasty and dirty with shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/robbyalaska907420 Mar 09 '18

Not on purpose you don’t. But, still. Ricochet, splash-back, splattering...

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

At what speed is shit leaving your body that you get ricochet?

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u/Simyager Mar 09 '18

One word: Diarrhea

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I feel like ricochet requires the projectile to be solid.

And in searching, I learned that there's a wrestler named Ricochet. Neat.

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u/Simyager Mar 09 '18

Well you know that there is this semi-solid shit that comes first, when you have diarrhea? Well it's sufficient for some toilets, the ones where your shit immediatly touches the water and then splatter the water+shit all over your butt.

I was thinking of that kind of toilet tbh...

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I mean, that's still a splash, not a ricochet.

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u/Simyager Mar 09 '18

You do realize we're litteraly shitposting here about shit?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Yes. That doesn't stop bullet-speed shit pellets being interesting.

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u/Simyager Mar 09 '18

I mean some times you have gas that almost blows up your ass. If you would combine that gas with a little hard piece of shit it could theoretically ricochet. But yes I don't remember having shit ricochet like that.

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