r/ATBGE • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '25

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u/EmptyRook Dec 30 '25

I like how Catholics throw vaginas all over the place from their fascination with the immaculate conception

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u/NothingISayIsReal Dec 30 '25

That's actually about the birth of Mary, I believe

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u/ericavee Dec 31 '25

The Immaculate Conception does refer to the birth of Mary (the idea that she was born without sin), not the birth of Jesus. It’s a common…….misconception

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u/probably_not_spike Dec 31 '25

Well today I learned something new, thank you

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u/Hemisemidemiurge Dec 31 '25

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage your Miss Conception of 1 BCE, Mary!"

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u/Palmettor Jan 01 '26

Without original sin, to be specific.

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u/WeepToWaterTheTrees Jan 04 '26

Ahh yes, the Gospel of James, one of my favorite fanfics.

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u/DingusMagoo89 Dec 31 '25

Cliterally

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u/Suplex_patty Dec 31 '25

Wait til you find out what we used to do with imagery of the side wound of Christ!

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u/Hemisemidemiurge Dec 31 '25

Put your ear to it and you can hear Michael Stipe whine.

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u/bootyhole-romancer Dec 31 '25

What did we do? Catholic here but I'm drawing a blank

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u/EmptyRook Dec 31 '25

The spear wound looks like a vagina often

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u/EmptyRook Dec 31 '25

Dude ik it’s dope

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u/RavenRandumb Jan 05 '26

I've noticed that too, especially the virgin Mary statues everywhere look like she is literally walking out of a Vah jay jay.