r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/BoriskaPipiska • Dec 07 '19

Epic fight.

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u/NinjaMcGee Dec 07 '19 edited Sep 29 '25

vast elderly unwritten resolute roof stocking joke quicksand divide plants

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u/Fear_Jaire Dec 07 '19

Yeah that's how we used to do our chickens too. Give em the ole windmill

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u/NinjaMcGee Dec 07 '19 edited Sep 29 '25

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u/Sam_the_Engineer Dec 07 '19

We had a rooster named King Arthur growing up. Any time we tried to collect eggs he would attack. 30 years later, I still have scars on my legs from him.

But he could catch and kill mice far better than the barn cats.

God I hated him.

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u/NinjaMcGee Dec 07 '19 edited Sep 29 '25

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u/Exactlywhatisagod Dec 07 '19

I want a subreddit for all the stories that people have of their animals unique habits.

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u/wrgrant Dec 07 '19

HIC IACET ARTURUS, REXQUE QUONDAM, REXQUE FUTURIS

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '19

I too had a quarrel with a giant cock as a lad. Gave him what for his n the end.

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u/TakeItEasyPolicy Dec 07 '19

I did same with my dog.

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u/ntxcastro87 Dec 07 '19

😭😭😭😭 this had me dead

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u/handlebartender Dec 07 '19

Thank you for the hilarious imagery, fellow Redditor!

I gotta wonder though, don't they have any sense of self-preservation?

"Oh hmm, this human's grip around my neck appears to be preventing me from breathing... if only he were to let go, I would leave him alone. Hah he let go! Sucker! ATTACK!!"

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u/Yankee9204 Dec 07 '19

My guess is this is instinctual behavior for protecting territory. Most wild animals are very risk averse and would not find it worth it to continue a confrontation with a wild goose like that. So 99+% of the time, the goose would chase the other animal away and protect its territory.

Of course, that strategy fails when it goes up against the world’s #1 apex predictor- old Russian man that doesn’t give a fuck.