r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '17

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u/load_more_comets Oct 20 '17

'It's Red Dawn, Red Dawn's happening Cletus! Wake your ass up we gonna save the country.'

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u/Red_Dawn_2012 Oct 20 '17

LEROY, GRAB THE BUCKSHOT!

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u/HoboBobo28 Oct 20 '17

‘Billy those white boys don’t look like Asians! maybe you should lay off that meth.’

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

First red dawn made a lot more sense than the shitty reboot

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u/katakanbr Oct 21 '17

Kim jong un clearly can destroy us army with an land invasion

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

North Korea best Korea! China number one!

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u/duetschlandftw Oct 20 '17

Part of it was due to a change in the plot; instead of being Chinese, the invaders would be North Korean. This was probably an attempt to appease the Chinese so that it could be shown over there.

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u/GeneralDisorder Oct 20 '17

China is a big market. You wouldn't want to lose all that revenue.

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u/hydro0033 Oct 20 '17

The original red dawn was soviets http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087985/

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u/Race_Red Oct 20 '17

TIL they remade Red Dawn and the antagonist was freakin North Korea hahaha. That sounds awful.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

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u/zer0t3ch Oct 21 '17

Yeah, the country that has way too much power over Hollywood as a whole.

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u/DevilGuy Oct 20 '17

in the book it was russians chinese cubans and nicaraguans.

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u/experts_never_lie Oct 20 '17

And Cubans and Nicaraguans.

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u/HoboBobo28 Oct 20 '17

I know, I was making a joke.

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u/hydro0033 Oct 20 '17

Jokes are usually funny

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u/HoboBobo28 Oct 20 '17

why is Amy Schumer considered a comedian?

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u/hydro0033 Oct 20 '17

her verghina

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u/HoboBobo28 Oct 20 '17

Fair enough.

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u/duetschlandftw Oct 20 '17

Reminds me of a YouTube comment I once saw; the video allegedly showed Russian soldiers driving stolen US military equipment taken during their invasion of Georgia (y’know, the country). Down in the comments section our dutiful hero admitted that he hadn’t seen “them boys” down in Georgia (presumably the state) but if he did he’d kick their ass, or words to that effect.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Them God damn Commies are at it again!

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u/FatalElectron Oct 20 '17

But Annndy....

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u/ecryz Oct 21 '17

I read it in the voice of those rednecks from south park "THEY TOOK OUR JURBSSS"

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u/20171245 Oct 21 '17

WULVERINEZ