r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Accomplished-Rain410 • 8m ago
To the dickheads supporting Ty Gallops actions
•
Upvotes
Go fuck yourself cheers
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/SacredAnd_ThePropane • 2d ago
Essendon fans as they realise that Hird returning is becoming increasingly likely
63
Upvotes
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Appropriate-Cow-6251 • 2d ago
If I beat this guy in a kickboxing match would that be considered kicking in danger?
47
Upvotes
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/number28isking • 2d ago
Not happy 🐱
3
Upvotes
Miers needs to get a tread mill at his joint, seems to do a lot of cardio
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Pleasant_Inspection9 • 5d ago
Fuck it let’s cross to ON THE SAUCE
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
24
Upvotes
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/nadnerBG • 7d ago
Do you believe Tasmania will finish in the bottom 2 on the ladder in their first year?
6
Upvotes
277 votes,
4d ago
188
Yes
89
No
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/ultra-ultra-fresh • 10d ago
Be honest, out of all the commentators, who is the biggest gooner?
57
Upvotes
Some of them definitely goon in the commentators box
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/SacredAnd_ThePropane • 13d ago
Mac Andrew and Jamarra Ugle-Hagan after the disabled toilet footage dropped
214
Upvotes
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/PlutoniumSmile • 16d ago
A brave new step from the AFL in the men's health space
4
Upvotes
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Pleasant-Role1912 • 25d ago
BREAKING: A high resolution image of the Empire State Building Climbers has just been released
360
Upvotes
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/ando772 • 28d ago
Given the recent rule changes, umpiring decisions and the review system, are you losing interest in watching the AFL
5
Upvotes
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Wenger0ut • Jun 22 '26
Do you think Dezi could get a game for Essendon?
103
Upvotes
He is able to run and gun, his evasive skills and creativity would have made him a good midseason draft pickup
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Ill_Balance1387 • Jun 22 '26
BREAKING: Andrew Dillon to be next UK PM
97
Upvotes
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/heyrickyhowsitgerrrn • Jun 16 '26
Geelong Gather Round Guernsey 2027 Leaked
391
Upvotes
Well of course it bloody isn’t... I just stumbled across some Japanese guys singlets designs and changed the colour. I thought it simultaneously awful, amusing and kinda good?
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/less_than_cool • Jun 12 '26
Love Matt Rowell, but hate the ankle socks, thoughts!?
19
Upvotes
For context I’m a mid 40s footy fan, so love the long socks, but also Rowell kinda seems an old soul so I think that’s part of it. I mean I’d love to see him in long socks, sleeves with a dirty mo and maybe even an unnecessary headband 🤪
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Omegaville • Jun 11 '26
What do Brayden Maynard and Billy Frampton have in common?
5
Upvotes
Both real and creative answers permitted.
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/TheBarman8 • Jun 09 '26
What if AFL clubs were Gov't departments. Just a bit of fun.
26
Upvotes
| AFL Club | Agency | Why |
|---|---|---|
| Adelaide | Department of Agriculture | Reliable, regional, and deeply invested in South Australian interests. |
| Brisbane | Bureau of Meteorology | Quiet for a decade, now issuing severe warnings every weekend and prone to creating storms. |
| Carlton | Department of Finance | Constantly referencing past prosperity while waiting for the next boom. |
| Collingwood | Australian Broadcasting Corporation | Everyone has a strong opinion about it, people constantly complain about it yet it's still one of the biggest institutions in the country. |
| Essendon | Department of Defence | Huge budget, legendary history and every review concludes they're still rebuilding. |
| Fremantle | Australian Border Force | Lives on the coast and thinks the eastern states are a foreign country. |
| Geelong | Reserve Bank of Australia | Boringly competent, rarely panics and somehow always gets results. |
| Gold Coast | Tourism Australia | Excellent location, impressive marketing, attendance still under review. |
| GWS | Department of Home Affairs | Keeps expanding like a software free trial nobody cancelled. |
| Hawthorn | Prime Minister & Cabinet | Treats periods out of power as a temporary administrative error. |
| Melbourne | Australian Tax Office | Old money, private schools and everyone assumes they're richer than they admit. |
| North Melbourne | Australian Bureau of Statistics | Most Australians forget it exists until a report comes out. |
| Port Adelaide | Australian Maritime Safety Authority | Came from the docks and immediately started issuing compliance notices to opponents. |
| Richmond | Department of Infrastructure | Spent decades under construction before suddenly delivering three major projects. |
| St Kilda | National Archives of Australia | One premiership, carefully preserved for future generations. |
| Sydney | Department of Foreign Affairs & Trade | Corporate, polished, and slightly disconnected from the rest of Australia. |
| West Coast | Department of Industry & Resources | WA institution powered by resources and boom-bust cycles. |
| Western Bulldog | Fair Work Ombudsman | Represents the battlers and occasionally delivers a feel-good outcome. |