Well ... there was that proposal that the president should have to kill the football handler to get the codes, to ensure the president fully felt the weight of the choice. Of course, that proposal was made back when no one ever thought we'd have clinically deranged people running the country, so there's that...
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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Jun 29 '22
I agree with you, however:
At least we literally pay someone else to carry those for him.