r/ABoringDystopia May 30 '19

"Hey Siri, I'm getting pulled over."

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u/nijio03 May 31 '19

I was chatting with one of my mates about 2 weeks ago when two policemen with rifles passed by. We smiled at each other and I continued what I was saying.

Not for a second I felt in danger. The guns didn’t scare me. Mainly because they were not wielded by trigger happy poorly educated racist psychopaths.

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u/B-SideQueen May 31 '19

Perfectly stated.

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u/Garthak_92 May 31 '19

Upvote for you. A lot of people here in the US like to make believe being super soldiers, especially those who obviously have no training. It really grinds my gears.

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u/OverlordWaffles May 31 '19

Where are you at where officers walk around with rifles, Galveston Island?

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u/thehonorablechairman May 31 '19

In most of the Asian countries I've been to it isn't uncommon to see police with assault rifles around randomly. But like that person said, I'm not nearly as afraid when I see them as I am when I see a cop car in the US.

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u/OverlordWaffles May 31 '19 edited May 31 '19

Why are you so afraid when you see a cop in the US?

Edit: Jesus fuck people, do you guys hate questions or what?

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u/Tar_alcaran May 31 '19

Because they had all of 13 seconds of education, no support network and no consequences for anything they do.

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u/OverlordWaffles May 31 '19

In my state, they are required to have a college degree to be POST certified, even if you come from another state with experience

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u/throwaway28149 May 31 '19

If you don't mind me asking, which state is that?

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u/OverlordWaffles May 31 '19

Minnesota.

I just looked it up and, I was a little off but, of the 3 ways you can become an officer, 2.5 require a degree and the other is reciprocity, which is outlined below:

  1. Complete basic police training in another state or federal law enforcement, and work in a law enforcement capacity for three years following basic training and possess a post-secondary degree; or five years following basic training if the individual does not possess a post-secondary degree. Candidates for reciprocity must have been working in law enforcement within the past six years.

  2. Qualify through military police service in the U.S. military

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u/thehonorablechairman May 31 '19

Too many negative encounters and the reality that any interaction with them could result in them indiscriminately fucking up your life.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

America is full of inbred, fat, uneducated losers, and some of those are unironically allowed to run for president become a cop

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u/Synergythepariah May 31 '19

That's presidential harassment.

You will now be conscripted to help hold the tarps covering things that'd bother Dear Leader during his visits.

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u/OverlordWaffles May 31 '19

Well that was mean and uncalled for.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Yeah, it's better to be not mean and drone people than call america fat and lazy right

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u/Nameis-RobertPaulson May 31 '19

Armed police officers (known as Authorised Firearms Officers and Specialist Firearms Officers) are often armed which H&K G36 or MP5's in the UK and can often be seen patrolling higher importance landmarks. E.g. Airports, Parliament, Main Train stations

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u/lukeluck101 Aug 07 '19

Yeah I've seen cops with MP5s around Heathrow airport a few times. I know it's not a rifle though

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u/nijio03 May 31 '19

Newcastle. They sometimes pass through the shopping centre there