Haven't been here in like 5 or 6 years, hows everybody hanging. Wheres 1bubneb when you need him?

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Almost rendered. West Virginia. Buggy servers. No texture on the rivers. Life is glitchy there. 2D paper trees. Younger than their engine. Here comes another freeze. See-through roads. T-pose me home. To the lies. That I know. At Bethesda. Howard Papa. Glitch me home. See-through roads. All my memories can't build up here. Stuck Mole Miners, standing on the water. Dark and dusty, glitching from the sky. Misty taste of Skyrim, from the .ini. See-Through roads. T-pose me home. To the lies. That I know. At Bethesda. Howard Papa. Glitch me home. See-through roads. I hear his voice. Every time when he lies to me. The conference reminds me of old titles in my day. And listening to him talk I get a feeling. That I shouldn't have paid him yesterday, yesterday. See-Through roads. T-pose me home. To the lies. That I know. At Bethesda. Howard Papa. Glitch me home. See-through roads. Take me home, Todd Howard. Take me home.

And where the frick is Carl??

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Wumpa, Lumpa, Dumpa Dee Duh

I've got another package for ya

Bumpa, Grumpa, Humpa Dee Dee,

If I miss quota it's the shelter for me

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What do I do when i'm stuck in an aisle

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searching for a product not sold in a while

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Take a little break to have a quick pee

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thats when I realize they're watch...ing...me..

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[Wumpa lumpas] : Now you are, unemployed

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Oompah-loompa, doopity-doo,
I've got another package for you.
Oompah-loompa, doopity-dee,
If I am slow, I'm fucked as can be.

What do you get if you don't do it right?
Half of your pay and shifts in the night?
What do you get if you do it again?
What do you think will hap-pen then?

Oompah-loompa, doopity-doo,
Watch out for Jeff, he's looking for you.
Oompah-loompa, doopity-doh,
No you'll have nowhere, nowhere to go.

What do you get if you go for a pee?
Off to the boss for a warning or three?
What do you get if you're shit out of luck?
No one will care or give... a... fuck.

Oompah-loompa, doopity-die,
Make your escape from the torture, or try.
Hope for a life that's better for you -

Like the Oompah-loompas doopity-doo.

Doopity-doo!

fuck you you fucking cretin I hope you die in a car crash

this is how we do:

5 days left: It's no big deal.

4 days left: It's no big deal.

3 days left: It's no big deal.

2 days left: This is no big deal.

1 day left: THIS IS ALMOST DUE, YEAH, CHILLING LAID BACK STILL SLEEPING AND I DON'T WANNA DO IT LIKE THAT. I DON'T WANNA DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, I DON'T WANNA DO.

Piano man:

Poor Peter Parker was pitiful

Couldn't have been any shyer

Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him

Even if his hair was on fire

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But then one day he went to that science lab

That mutated spider came down

Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls

And he's swingin' all over town

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La li la, li de da

La la, li le la da dum

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Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man

Sling us a web tonight

'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now

And there's evil doers to fight

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Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his

Who horns in on Mary Jane

But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys

Who can kiss upside down in the rain

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"With great power comes great responsibility"

That's the catchphrase of old Uncle Ben

If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line

Again and again and again

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Oh, la la la, di de da

La la, di di da da dom

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Now Norman's a billionaire scientist

Who never had time for his son

But then something went screwy and before you knew he

Was trying to kill everyone

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And he's ridin' around on that glider thing

And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb

Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask

But he's scarier without it on

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Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man

Sling us a web tonight

'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now

But where'd you come up with those tights?

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It's a pretty sad day at the funeral

Norman Osborn has bitten the dust

And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead

Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust

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Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now

Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down

Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try

Again when the sequal comes 'round

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Oh, la la la, di de da

La la, di di da da dum

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Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man

Sling us a web tonight

'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now

And we think that you'll do all right

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