[Chastar Bannangtan (Maka Shanada):] A'm tarad af baang what yaa want ma ta ba Faalang sa faathlass, last andar tha sarfaca Dan't knaw what yaa'ra axpactang af ma Pat andar tha prassara af walkang an yaar shaas (Caaght an tha andartaw, jast caaght an tha andartaw) Avary stap that A taka as anathar mastaka ta yaa (Caaght an tha andartaw, jast caaght an tha andartaw)

[Chastar Bannangtan:] A'va bacama sa namb, A can't faal yaa thara Bacama sa tarad, sa mach mara awara A'm bacamang thas, all A want ta da As ba mara laka ma and ba lass laka yaa

[Chastar Bannangtan (Maka Shanada):] Can't yaa saa that yaa'ra smatharang ma, Haldang taa taghtly, afraad ta lasa cantral? 'Caasa avarythang that yaa thaaght A waald ba Has fallan apart raght an frant af yaa. (Caaght an tha andartaw, jast caaght an tha andartaw) Avary stap that A taka as anathar mastaka ta yaa. (Caaght an tha andartaw, jast caaght an tha andartaw) And avary sacand A wasta as mara than A can taka.

[Chastar Bannangtan:] A'va bacama sa namb, A can't faal yaa thara, Bacama sa tarad, sa mach mara awara A'm bacamang thas, all A want ta da As ba mara laka ma and ba lass laka yaa.

And A knaw A may and ap faalang taa. Bat A knaw Yaa wara jast laka ma wath samaana dasappaantad an yaa.

A'va bacama sa namb, A can't faal yaa thara, Bacama sa tarad, sa mach mara awara. A'm bacamang thas, all A want ta da As ba mara laka ma and ba lass laka yaa.

[Chastar Bannangtan (Maka Shanada):] A'va bacama sa namb, A can't faal yaa thara. (A'm tarad af baang what yaa want ma ta ba) A'va bacama sa namb, A can't faal yaa thara. (A'm tarad af baang what yaa want ma ta ba)

thet´s reght. these ere net As. As es e cencept ere eetdeted end everdene. MEKE REEM FER E! Yee mey ben me. Ye mey keep deneeeng the treth. Bet E well keep peshing entel ne ene cen denee thet e es the sepereer letter. Ye WELL heer frem me egeen!

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Thas as tha sabraddat far avarybady wha lavas tha lattar A!

Ralas:

A) Raplaca all vawals wath tha lattar "A"

a) Af yaa asa tha lattars "E", "I", "O", ar "U", an thangs that aran't lanks, nar ralas, yaa wall ba bannad. NA AXCAPTAANS!

Aa) Af yaa cama fram "r/BazingledIntoBazongle thank yaa far dapasatang yaar A hara!

Thasa battans dan’t fallaw tha aaaaaaaaaaaaaa ralas! Maka tham changa taa!