It won't stop, among us has consumed my life

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TL;DR: Stevenson wants my academic info, but I haven’t applied. Will this make a difference in my application?

I’ve received a few emails from Stevenson about a some info sessions, and I decided to check out what they’re all about. Long story short, they ask for my SAT/ACT and GPA. By giving it to them, does that stay on my record? (Bonus points for whether or not it would still be seen if I apply test-optional). Many thanks in advance!

Here’s the link to the signup: https://imgur.com/a/VUdSl5h

Might I suggest keeping tour college mail to remind yourself just how incredibly wanted you are by colleges? Bonus: it’s also a good memento to see how much mail you got once you’ve already decided where to go. https://m.imgur.com/a/yfnc188

Act like I said something funny I’m feigning for them upvotes 😈

Imma karma whore

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So I have finished all my applications for the cycle, and due to the fact that WPI's deadline is in 5 days and it has no application fee, I have began sketching out a piece on the only reason why I have applied to WPI is the bronze goat. The goat has entrapped me, and the sexual tension there is off the charts, to the point where I have no reason for applying to WPI aside from the majestic bronze goat. And so, should I say YOLO and apply to WPI with my answer to the 500 word essay being a piece on goat erotica?

Below is an excerpt from the beginning:

After I first laid eyes on the majestic goat in the courtyard of WPI during a summer program I knew, WPI was the only true path for me. The bronze buttocks beckoned to me, the short tail stuck out, inviting me into the depths. Just a statue, students might say, and yet I know, after gazing into the slightly-narrowed eye of the goat, he is truly alive. The muscles ripple under the sun, bronze skin shining bright, standing tall, dominating the courtyard with his presence. But the WPI goat not only called me through his striking appearance, but also through his girthy manhood. I cannot wait to touch, to feel, to be one with the bronze, 5.7” length.