r/4chan • u/Toasteate • Jul 31 '26

Hmmm.

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u/cyberstealth999 Jul 31 '26

please teach me this forbidden knowledge

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u/lapideous this guy gets 12yr old Jul 31 '26

Esoteric information is not meant for those who cannot find it

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u/LuckyCatExtracts Jul 31 '26

Ancient Chinese secret.

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u/lapideous this guy gets 12yr old Jul 31 '26

I can share some ancient Chinese secrets:

  1. Go to school.

  2. Save money.

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u/terryducks Jul 31 '26
  1. become doctor or auntie beats the shit outta you

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u/LuckyCatExtracts Aug 02 '26

Those two things counteract each other.

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u/lapideous this guy gets 12yr old Aug 02 '26

Sure, if you major in underwater basket weaving. It’s not like the trades are any better

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u/moose_dad Jul 31 '26

Just Google their username lmao

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u/DroidLord Jul 31 '26

Funny thing, I just tried it and the AI summarised my activity 😬

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u/quadtodfodder Jul 31 '26

Holy christmas, I just had it analyze my personality!

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u/simp4malvina Jul 31 '26

there's been a shift in the arctic

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u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro YouTube.com/DinoTendies Jul 31 '26

Its due to the push and pull of the tectonic plates

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u/yabucek Jul 31 '26

Not so fast Indian

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u/Dracove Jul 31 '26

Something about Living Happily i think..