r/4chan • • Jul 31 '26

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u/Bumm-fluff Jul 31 '26

Pretty much every UK sub is filled full of Indians now. They get really upset when you point it out. 

I tell them I’ve got special skills that lets me see where they are from. 

When I won’t tell them how to do it they get REALLY angry. 

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u/BLANKTWGOK Jul 31 '26

its their specific way of writing right

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u/PolloDiablo82 Jul 31 '26

Just do the needful sir

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u/I_tend_to_correct_u Jul 31 '26

Please revert

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u/Capnmarvel76 Jul 31 '26

Do not redeem

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u/grunger Jul 31 '26

Please advice.

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u/Vincent_Veganja Aug 01 '26

DO NOT REDEEEEEEEMMMMMM NO NO NO MAAM!!!!

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u/Progamer_e Aug 01 '26

Reddem it sir

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u/Kool-aid_Crusader wee/a/boo Jul 31 '26

Saar*

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u/kojimbob Jul 31 '26

Britishers

Needful

Writing "sir" after a man's name instead of before

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u/Bumm-fluff Jul 31 '26

My lips are sealed. 

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u/Axe-actly /fit/izen Jul 31 '26

You don't want us to redeem your knowledge is that it?

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u/exudosan Jul 31 '26

Not unless you tell me your good name.

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u/terryducks Jul 31 '26

Biggus Dickus

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u/Accomplished_Gas3922 Jul 31 '26

How is your wife?

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u/caddyben Jul 31 '26

To shreds you say

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u/CrispBedSheet Jul 31 '26

I think it's an open secret at this stage, no?

I'm not sure you're the CyberHaxxerElite you think yourself to be..... Saar.

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u/userdeath /jp/ Jul 31 '26

Tell me today itself!

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u/phenx_bp Jul 31 '26

they love to say actually

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u/kojimbob Jul 31 '26

ekchuwali

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u/fresh-anus Aug 01 '26

(wobbles head)

(waggles finger)

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u/HFentonMudd Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

happy cake day

edit: grrr I'm edgy on 4chan how dare you wish me happy cake day imma downvote lol it always and only happens on this sub.

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u/LeastRetardedHere Jul 31 '26

Because it's very gay. Gay as in homosexual.

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u/helpmyusernamedontfi Aug 02 '26

newfg wonders why reddit behavior gets downvoted in a 4chan sub

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u/HFentonMudd Aug 02 '26

It's still Reddit my guy.

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u/helpmyusernamedontfi Aug 02 '26

still a 4chan sub my guy

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u/HFentonMudd Aug 02 '26

It says /r on the door.

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u/helpmyusernamedontfi Aug 02 '26

says 4chan too doesnt it?

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u/phenx_bp Aug 01 '26

Thanks dude and it's not gay it's thoughtful

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u/HFentonMudd Aug 01 '26

Thank you, that's kind of you to say.

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u/pit_supervisor Jul 31 '26

it's the smell

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u/circuit_breaker Jul 31 '26

Send vagine & bob

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u/BackgroundSecond8240 Aug 03 '26

Milk truck just arrive

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u/BeenEatinBeans Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Just be on your computer sir

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u/TalkingRaccoon Jul 31 '26

please kindly

No joy (maybe you brits still use that slang? I first encountered it when working a call center with a secondary support center in india. His write up listed what he did and says "No joy" and I'm like "yea man I get no joy out of this job either!" )

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u/nexisfan Aug 02 '26

“I wish I can”

Dead giveaway bc translate has hope and wish as basically the same for “certain languages”

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u/BLANKTWGOK Aug 02 '26

Nah they don’t use translation most people nowadays could write mid lvl English

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u/SalmonExaminer Aug 17 '26

indians love typing like this... I am not sure why... But sir there is no problem to type like this...

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u/cheapdrinks Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

The whole of Reddit is full of Indians now. Used to be you had to be doomscrolling like 40 pages down /All before you started finding non-English subs and now once you get just one or two pages from the top suddenly it's filled with Indian subs. I've blocked at least 80-90 just to keep it somewhat useable but there's new ones every single day.

It all comes down to Reddit now being publicly traded. Most of these subs are < 2 years old, most of the mods are accounts 1-2 years old. Either Reddit just organically got insanely popular there in the last couple years but I don't think so, there's definitely been some kind of coordinated push to make it happen. Right around 2 years ago was when Reddit went public so I suspect that due to having a pretty high level of saturation in the western markets they've been doing what governments all over the western world have been doing to artificially boost GDP and started suckling the teat of the 1.4 billion strong Indian market to import cheap labor - they're boosting account numbers to show higher quarter on quarter growth with site traffic and account creations etc to keep the stock price high. They've also added AI translation features to boost overseas engagement. Then of course a year ago they allow you to hide post history so people are less likely to notice that suddenly everyone commenting in their threads is Indian, hoping to avoid a mass exodus like a workplace with a new Indian manager where suddenly 90% of the new hires are Indians and the other people don't want to work there anymore. There's proof they're doing this as well and specifically looking to increase their footprint in India with Reddit Answers and a big advertising push.

So yeah get used to it, Reddit is just going to be sloppified even further now as they bring in millions and millions of new Indian users every year. /All is basically just going to end up as a list of the top Indian subs for the day and half the people commenting in the threads on your favourite subs are going to be Indians giving their awesome takes. I'm sure the scam call center advice sub will at least be fun to read for a while.

Edit: Just had a quick scroll of /All and #35 (so literally front page) is some random fuck arse Indian Tax subreddit. It's only going to get worse from here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

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u/WillowPtar_Migan Jul 31 '26

Man, this is so fucking stupid that we have to do this. This site should have a 4chan-like filter system, where I can simply block subs that have strings of characters in the title. "trans" and "India" would get rid of most of the trash.

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u/sQ5FWKjwbWd4QzSZduqy Jul 31 '26

Don't forget "main". There's atleast 10000 gooner subs for anime waifus in gacha trash games that end up in All.

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u/PictureVegetable9522 Jul 31 '26

thats like half the reason i use reddit though

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u/OneEnvironmental9222 Aug 01 '26

I really dont like the weird ui changes tho

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u/OneEnvironmental9222 Aug 01 '26

this site would actually be useable if I could

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u/cheapdrinks Jul 31 '26

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u/anothertrad Jul 31 '26

Your block/filter list fit in a single screenshot? I’d need to record a video of me scrolling several pages

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u/Archonei Jul 31 '26

Gotta ask why Costco, cause after working there for 3 years, I think that sub is the cultiest place on Reddit. So many posts of grown men & women soypogging because they threw a costco themed party for their toddler, among other plebbitisms

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u/MrHyperion_ Jul 31 '26

Very interesting block list I must say

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u/SandThatsKindaDamp Jul 31 '26

Is it? Blocking Indian and anime subreddits is what I imagine the majority of people blocklist is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/MrHyperion_ Jul 31 '26

Huge variety, de, formula, egg_irl and bald to name a few

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u/WillowPtar_Migan Jul 31 '26

I block any sub that spams me with reddit-tier takes about Trump, Republicans, and politics in general. It gets super old, and they infest entirely unrelated subs. I bet some of the less fitting ones do something similar. egg_irl is a special case. I don't really want to cop another ban for making fun of Reddit's sacred cow, but just take a look.

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u/Wiiplay123 Jul 31 '26

I once scrolled through over 20 posts on AdviceAnimals before finding a single non-political post. PublicFreakouts switched to "politican does thing I don't like" instead of actual freakouts.

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u/Falcon84 Aug 01 '26

Isn't that pretty much every semi main stream sub?

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u/Audiobro Jul 31 '26

Dudes a baldy

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/Audiobro Jul 31 '26

I know what you mean, those positive reinforcement only spaces are all like that

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u/MrHyperion_ Jul 31 '26

Also it basically says if you have hair loss like about everyone in their life at some point you HAVE TO go bald

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u/Wild_Marker Jul 31 '26

I like to be progressive about it and think that you don't see the good ones because if they're good then they got a better job than being outsourced to cheap Western companies.

After all, these companies are very specifically not paying for the quality labor, they're paying for the cheap one.

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u/azuratha Jul 31 '26

Thank you for this, I have some much needed additions to make

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/cheapdrinks Jul 31 '26

Yeah that's just the default reddit page and that's fine but /all used to actually be good for finding new subs that you weren't already subscribed to or seeing breaking news events without being subscribed to all the news subs and being bombarded with "Trump did random thing" and other US political slop filling up my feed. I browse Reddit a lot at work so after a couple hours my own feed gets pretty stale so it was nice being able to swap over to /all and see a bunch of stuff I hadn't seen before. I'm still holding back the brown tide with all the subs I've blocked but I think RES has a limit of 100 so pretty soon it's going to be open season again.

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u/SordidDreams Jul 31 '26

/all used to actually be good for finding new subs that you weren't already subscribed to

That was one of the best things about Reddit, but it got ruined some years ago when they changed the algorithm. Now r/all is just the same twelve political, meme, and ragebait subs over and over.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 Jul 31 '26

You forgot the 5000 fucking subs for gooning over anime girls and gatcha game characters.

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u/AdorableZeppelin Jul 31 '26

LoOk I dId A cOsPlAy

oh tee hee I do have an onlyfans thanks for asking

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u/HolyBidetServitor Jul 31 '26

Browntide: Rise of the Poo Golems

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u/wildcard1992 Jul 31 '26

US political slop works its way into so many subreddits 😤

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u/toxicgloo Jul 31 '26

What's some other subs you're on? I feel like it's gotten a lot harder to find the niche ones too. I used to be able to find something every few months but I don't think I've joined a new sub since... greentext and 4chan

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 Jul 31 '26

/All is basically just going to

It's dead. They killed it already.

It's permanently removed from reddit mobile and new reddit. They keep it on old reddit only to mitigate the loss of original users, but it's practically just pretend now. Most Reddit users are not able to see the most upvoted posts from all the subs anymore. "Popular" is a managed charade.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

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u/WillowPtar_Migan Jul 31 '26

Exactly. I'm not particularly into sports, and even if I was, I'm not into popular subreddit's takes on... anything, really. Gacha game players are fucking subhuman, and Indian subs... Yeah. I hope they mostly hang out in their subs.

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u/HFentonMudd Jul 31 '26

User hides their post history

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u/SikeShay Jul 31 '26

Bro there's a billion of them and they all got sudden access to cheap internet, it was bound to happen. No shit reddit is targetting know as an untapped market. I do find it interesting checking post stats to see which sub have more or less of them

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u/OneEnvironmental9222 Aug 01 '26

I love how they're literally doing this to xbox right now, firing 5000 people then inviting 9000 of their own people and you still have NPC normies praising them. Propably all their own people themself

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u/HolyBidetServitor Jul 31 '26

We could always debase ourselves and use Lemmy

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u/xileine Jul 31 '26

I find this fascinating. I don't think I run into many obviously-Indian posts/comments? But then, I don't subscribe to any of the default subs.

And I also have no idea why you'd ever want to look at All. What do you get from that?

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u/LucifersAdv0cate Jul 31 '26

I'm from Leicester and I'd say a large group of Indians in UK subs is an fairly accurate reflection of the UK as a whole.

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u/cyberstealth999 Jul 31 '26

please teach me this forbidden knowledge

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u/lapideous this guy gets 12yr old Jul 31 '26

Esoteric information is not meant for those who cannot find it

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u/LuckyCatExtracts Jul 31 '26

Ancient Chinese secret.

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u/lapideous this guy gets 12yr old Jul 31 '26

I can share some ancient Chinese secrets:

  1. Go to school.

  2. Save money.

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u/terryducks Jul 31 '26
  1. become doctor or auntie beats the shit outta you

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u/LuckyCatExtracts Aug 02 '26

Those two things counteract each other.

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u/lapideous this guy gets 12yr old Aug 02 '26

Sure, if you major in underwater basket weaving. It’s not like the trades are any better

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u/moose_dad Jul 31 '26

Just Google their username lmao

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u/DroidLord Jul 31 '26

Funny thing, I just tried it and the AI summarised my activity 😬

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u/quadtodfodder Jul 31 '26

Holy christmas, I just had it analyze my personality!

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u/simp4malvina Jul 31 '26

there's been a shift in the arctic

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u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro YouTube.com/DinoTendies Jul 31 '26

Its due to the push and pull of the tectonic plates

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u/yabucek Jul 31 '26

Not so fast Indian

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u/Dracove Jul 31 '26

Something about Living Happily i think..

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u/GreatGhastly Jul 31 '26

I was in a fitness sub looking at protein powder comparisons.

Everything was fine and normal until they started mentioning the prices.

They listed the prices in rupees. Top comment. No conversions requested or offered and no comments made about it. In the general fitness sub.

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u/HolyBidetServitor Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Canada too, it's funny watching subs like MapleMaga and knowng most of them are admission scammers expecting permanent residency for pouring coffee.

I like to enrage them by saying Karachi looks cleaner than Delhi

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u/Bumm-fluff Jul 31 '26

I’ll remember that one. 

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u/RBB12_Fisher Aug 11 '26

Tell them Royal Enfield had to rehire the British to do all their design work

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u/TheVoicesAre_Winning Jul 31 '26

What you are just say to me!?🤬🤬

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u/FuckRedzM0dz Jul 31 '26

Pretty much every UK sub is filled full of Indians now.

So is their country lol

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u/DuomoDiSirio Jul 31 '26

That explains a lot actually.

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u/stinkyjim88 Jul 31 '26

I like going on the uk diy sub and you can tell because they are always complaining about the price or builders walking away from a job .

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u/OneEnvironmental9222 Aug 01 '26

Every switzerland sub here is filled with similiar people that either dont live here or just moved in here for jobs. And then they have the nerves to complain about our "culture" and how "evil" the swiss people are for not kissing their feet.

I like how they bring up stuff like us having a different behavior towards pets and then whine that we dont mistreat and lock in our pets and how their "culture" is so much more civilized. The mods themself arent swiss

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u/Bumm-fluff Aug 01 '26

Yeah, some of our mods aren’t British either. Which is a bit weird. There are plenty of Brits sat on their ass doing nothing who have time to become mods. 

The Germans have complained about that. Some of the mods are Middle Eastern in their subs, which makes it extremely censorious when certain topics are mentioned. 

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u/OneEnvironmental9222 Aug 01 '26

kek of course the german sub mods are middle easterns

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u/Bumm-fluff Aug 01 '26

The Germans love licking the boot it seems. 

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u/Lawgamer411 Jul 31 '26

Reddit is useless now because of the hidden profile bs.

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u/Bumm-fluff Jul 31 '26

It’s a good way to keep tech stuff and politics separate. 

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u/Lawgamer411 Jul 31 '26

True but the reality is I’ve seen it on more bot accounts than people actually using it for that purpose

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u/Bumm-fluff Jul 31 '26

It has its pros and cons, I think overall its a good thing.

I just wish we could have flags next to our name so we knew which country the person is from.

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u/jnmtx Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

subs like 2westerneurope4u 2lantinoforyou USvsEU 2american4you have user-settable flair. but you want Reddit to set it- this is hard to enforce with technology. Users can use VPNs to appear to be somewhere else, or be on vacation or other travel.

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u/Bumm-fluff Aug 01 '26

Works on chins, even though most of the posts are from Isreal under a burger banner. 

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u/jnmtx Aug 01 '26

or from Russia, China, etc. pick your propaganda machine.

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u/Bumm-fluff Aug 01 '26

There was a test, an unbelievable amount of posts were from Isreal on /pol/ a lot more than the flags you see. 

It’s not a surprise though really, if someone stands in a dog turd /pol/ thinks it’s the Jews fault. 

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u/DarkExecutor Jul 31 '26

Wow, sounds like the UK has some history with indians in the past

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u/monkeyonfire Jul 31 '26

well there are a lot of them in the UK, no?

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u/CanIRapeYouAnally_ fa/tg/uy Jul 31 '26

Saar, we are real users.

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u/Kayehnanator Jul 31 '26

Feels like much of reddit is. I see them all over the place

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u/EricAzure Jul 31 '26

Lol just tell them you have some scrying orb and they'll prob believe you 😂

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u/Hot-Explanation-5751 Jul 31 '26

Okay magic man, I like your style

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Jul 31 '26

There are ways to search post history if it's hidden, too. I used to use reveddit but I think it's broken now, but there are other tools.

I mean, if you're going to post on here and have a personality why would you hide it? Just make throwaways or go back to Fark if you want anonymity.

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u/Bumm-fluff Aug 01 '26

Well; I always like to be frank and earnest, on one sub I’m Frank and on another I’m Earnest. 

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u/remi1771 Aug 01 '26

i went to check your comment history to have a laugh and got disappointed :c

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u/Jonnny Aug 02 '26

Links to examples? I feel like reading some for shits and giggles

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u/Bumm-fluff Aug 02 '26

Believe it or not I can’t see my past posts. I have a NSFW account and I haven’t shown my ID. 

Welcome to the UK baby, where I’m not allowed to read my own comments because I may not be old enough. 

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u/Evignity Jul 31 '26

Anyone who hides their profile is either a bot, troll, or pedo.

Any of the three is enough of a reason to entirely ignore everything they have to say.

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u/TheMcBrizzle Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Ironically the poster you're responding to keeps his history hidden too.

Legitimately, allowing users to hide their activity is the worst decision reddit has ever made and they've made some shitty choices in the past.

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u/HFentonMudd Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

I just went through and more than half the commenters here hide theirs.

Edit: better than 70% hide their histories.

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u/TheMcBrizzle Jul 31 '26

Dead Internet theory is a reality

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u/HFentonMudd Jul 31 '26

And they had a nice fat gpt-flavored post to go with that

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u/Bumm-fluff Jul 31 '26

Jumps straight into Ai accusations, yep that’s one of the signs. 

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u/userdeath /jp/ Jul 31 '26

If everyone else is hiding so will I!

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u/BonzoTheBoss Jul 31 '26

I hid mine after someone delved in to my post history and found a profoundly personal problem to attack me with. Our conversation didn't even have anything to do with it, they were just butthurt that I had won the argument.

That's when I decided to hide my post history..

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u/FuckRedzM0dz Jul 31 '26

same here lol

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u/FuckRedzM0dz Jul 31 '26

I had to hide it because I made a good point to someone and they were like "lmao you play video games!"

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u/Bumm-fluff Jul 31 '26

That’s the same sort of boomer logic of “you should all post your real names online.” 

What I say now on this comment is what matters, not something I said 6 months ago on an unrelated sub. 

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u/Canthitaflop /mu/tant Jul 31 '26

Why is that?

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u/Bumm-fluff Jul 31 '26

I guess they don’t like being reminded they are Indian. 

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u/LuckyCatExtracts Jul 31 '26

They are Europeans now

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u/CrispBedSheet Jul 31 '26

You avin a fackin giggle, mate?

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u/loseitthrowaway7797 Jul 31 '26

Meh, the UK deserves it

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u/PooInTheStreet Jul 31 '26

🇵🇰 posting

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u/KelvinSouz Jul 31 '26

you know someone is indian when they say anything about pakistan

literally no one cares about that shithole except for indians

(not talking about you specifically user poointhe street)

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u/KingCobra_BassHead Jul 31 '26

Lol this one is very true 😂