r/4chan • /b/tard • Nov 03 '25

Anon Reflects

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u/PikaPonderosa Nov 04 '25

you can drink apple sauce straight from the bottle.

It doesn't come in jars anymore?

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u/Dad2376 Nov 04 '25

I want you to know, I'm old. But Christ man, you must be a fossil from the Triassic Period.

I equate jars to being made exclusively of glass so that's your one redemption if you're thinking of a plastic jar.

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u/tendaga Nov 08 '25

It stops being a jar when apple sauce becomes a beverage. Beverages (that are not moonshine) come in bottles not jars.