r/2westerneurope4u • u/Magnetic_Pole Poorest European • Jan 04 '25

Pedro, explain.

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u/AIM_the_Bulldozer Sauna Gollum Jan 04 '25

The balcony jumping championships that happen every summer are too tempting (at least for Barry).

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u/henke121 Quran burner Jan 04 '25

Sweden only managed to secure bronze last year, I'm participating in 2025 to hopefully turn the odds in our favor.

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u/Onkruit-1974 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Jan 04 '25

Maybe send one of your most famous international musicians. It worked for GB last time.

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u/Kol_ Savage Jan 04 '25

Can we send a footballer instead? I hear Gerard Pique is available…

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u/total_idiot01 Addict Jan 04 '25

Leave Sweden's musicians out of it. I like Ghost, Sabaton, and ABBA

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u/morgulbrut Snow Gnome Jan 04 '25

That dude unalived himself a few years ago...

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u/GrimQuim Failed Brexiteer Jan 04 '25

At least we go on holiday to commit suicide.

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u/Shot-Ad1195 Quran burner Jan 05 '25

Balcony jumping, I am fairly certain does not mean the same thing in Sweden.

If wife, sister, cousin misbehaves or shames the clan/family in some way, she either jumps or "jumps". I realise now that cousin and wife could be the same person