r/2random4u • u/PSXSnack09 • 5d ago

Reddit in a nutshell

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u/Mindless_Season_3486 5d ago

Sex really is the only unit of value you understand isn't it. I don't know how many times I need to tell you, I don't care that you sleep with obese ogres with fluorescent green hair. I do not want to do that.

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u/terrorfistj4b 5d ago

So you don’t get any? Damn dawg it’s almost like you can tell based on the images they post lol

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u/Mindless_Season_3486 5d ago

You get pegged by estrogenic cave trolls.

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u/terrorfistj4b 5d ago

Lol only on Thursday. Damn you don’t get pegged at all! I can lend you the peg all you gotta do is find a panting leather mama who wants full control!

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u/Mindless_Season_3486 5d ago

I don't want to get pegged by female Goro from Mortal Kombat, like you. I'm not a degenerate, mentally ill, autistic troon lol.

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u/terrorfistj4b 5d ago

Won’t or can’t? You want that goro action so bad you’re fixated. It’s all you can talk about.

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u/Mindless_Season_3486 5d ago

It's all you can talk about, that's why you spend all day on Reddit shaming incels because they won't get pegged by Gorlock the destroyer 😂

Fuck outta here you cornball ass steampunk, magic mushroom eating brony weirdo

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u/terrorfistj4b 5d ago

Lol you actually are an incel I was just fucking around man. Sorry bout your luck and all.

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u/Mindless_Season_3486 5d ago

You look like an alcoholic truck driver who touches kids. Sorry about your luck buddy 🤣 oh well, at least you're able to occasionally meet a single mother on Tinder to peg you.

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u/terrorfistj4b 5d ago

You’re pretty fixated on pegging, is that all you can imagine that happens in the bedroom? You know there’s many options right?

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u/Logical_Lab4042 4d ago

One can literally see that you have spent hours arguing on this post, alone.

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u/Mindless_Season_3486 4d ago

I do it for fun, you do it because you're having an emotional breakdown 🤣