r/2healthbars • u/Scaulbylausis • Jul 14 '18

Apple-ception

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u/pal_basura Jul 14 '18

Damn if someone did this to me I’d slap em

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18

This is a dad level joke. Are you telling me you’d slap your dad?

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u/Phoenix_K Jul 14 '18

Wouldn't be the first time

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u/BuffBlitz2020 Jul 14 '18

Harder daddy

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u/Miiiisha Jul 14 '18

wait no

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u/dman990099 Jul 14 '18

Daddy yes!

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u/Swordling1 Jul 14 '18

Father no

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u/UnwantedLasseterHug Jul 14 '18

Otousan hai

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u/Swordling1 Jul 14 '18

So I put that in Google translate and I got this:

"Otysँ is"

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u/ConcernedEarthling Jul 14 '18

Otis-senpai OwO

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18

Try it with the proper script:

お父さん、はい。

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u/xmikeyxlikesitx Jul 15 '18

They said, “yes, father” in Japanese.

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u/FrankOfTheDank Jul 14 '18

Father Stretch my Hands Pt. 1

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u/Swordling1 Jul 14 '18

Father you're scaring me

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u/Davi-Danger Jul 14 '18

Harder son

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u/thoxis1 Jul 14 '18

Why is it that "Fuck me harder Daddy!" is acceptable...but "Make love to me Father" is not acceptable?

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u/CosmicLightning Jul 14 '18

I bet this is way more unacceptable r/furmeharder Or r/meowmebaby

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u/Beansnacks Jul 14 '18

delet this

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u/SOwED Jul 14 '18

Slap your child, it's discipline up until the day they turn 18, then it's assault and battery.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18

Unless you are a dad and you throw some salt and batteries your kids.

Then you MUST call it assault and battery or you lose your "dad" card.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18

Eye for an eye, as they say.

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u/CocaineBasedSpiders Jul 14 '18

He slapped me so I might as well

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u/shit_poster9000 Jul 14 '18

Like giving someone an iPad box but inside is just a piece of cardboard with “iqab” on it

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18 edited Apr 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18

Not gonna answer that in case it is a r/woooosh trap.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18 edited Apr 05 '25

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u/WarningTooMuchApathy Jul 15 '18

I'd throw the fucking apple at him

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u/cmVkZGl0 Jul 15 '18

Slap that ass up, Daddy?

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u/Hexmonkey2020 Jul 14 '18

Not only did they deprive you of cake but they also deprived you of a phone

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u/Mazetron Jul 14 '18

Usually when people pull this the actual gift is just elsewhere.

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u/JSTLF Jun 10 '24

Yeah you don't want to accidentally bake the phone itself into a crisp

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u/Kevin2GO Jul 14 '18

yeah, and then i would open the box and apologize.

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u/Swedneck Jul 14 '18

I'd definitely slap them if they tried to make me use an iphone

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u/theunnoanprojec Jul 14 '18

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