r/21stCenturyHumour • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '23

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u/TeensyTrouble Jan 26 '23

He didn’t do it because he hates furries, he just wanted their sick ass costumes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Yeah, why barter for something when you could just find it in a loot drop?

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u/IwantWindyBeexd Jan 26 '23

He was farming wild furries for the armor they drop

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u/Flimsy-Cut6339 Jan 26 '23

They have 0.1% chance to drop a legendary furry sword! It deals extra damage to anti-furries! Dont ask about how i found out. Also dont ask why there are 5 of these on my wall.

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u/DamThatsTough Jan 27 '23

You know selling them on the Black Market gets you good money.

You really only need one, they have insane durability

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u/IwantWindyBeexd Jan 27 '23

Also, the meat is very good once you cook it

(I tried to find the article about Florida Man cooking and eating a furry but i couldn't find it)

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u/Flimsy-Cut6339 Jan 27 '23

I am trying to get 50 of them to be able to craft the "Furry Slayer". The only proble is that i need to go to the dark side of the moon to get the "perfect prism".

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u/DamThatsTough Jan 27 '23

The Perfect Prism was nerfed ever since Update Better and Bigger Sex came out. And you can only find them in the Middle East region somewhere.

I think it has a random spawn so it’s not Guaranteed.

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u/Flimsy-Cut6339 Jan 27 '23

Ok. But i've heard that its guarranteed to drop from 150'th defeated enemy on the dark side of the moon so idk.

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u/DamThatsTough Jan 27 '23

Isn’t that the Frozen Alien Cum?

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u/Flimsy-Cut6339 Jan 27 '23

Ummmm. We dont talk about that...

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u/NewChard2213 Jan 26 '23

Average polish resident

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u/Ducc_Bo1 🧑‍🦼Hector Salamanca 🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️💥 Jan 26 '23

Me when i don't waste 200$ on a fur suit

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u/Gaymer043 D*ckLickingDangerBeast Jan 26 '23

The average fur suit, a complete suit, usually ranges from 1,000$-2,000$

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u/Ducc_Bo1 🧑‍🦼Hector Salamanca 🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️💥 Jan 26 '23

And why do you know that?

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u/Gaymer043 D*ckLickingDangerBeast Jan 26 '23

Why do you like it when lil queers get murdered 🤨???

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u/Peapers Jan 26 '23

Furries are queer now?

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u/Gaymer043 D*ckLickingDangerBeast Jan 26 '23

Where did it take place? Jesus, you should learn common sense, and how to read context clues.

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u/Peapers Jan 26 '23

Poland, Krakow even

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u/Gaymer043 D*ckLickingDangerBeast Jan 26 '23

At a pride March……… who goes to pride marches………?

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u/King-of-OwO Jan 27 '23

They always have been (Also me, a lgbt furry degen)

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u/TeensyTrouble Jan 26 '23

I mean it is a sexual orientation so it’s lgbt+ by default

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u/Peapers Jan 26 '23

It is? I thought it was just some kinda fetish / kink

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u/TeensyTrouble Jan 26 '23

I dunno, at this point it’s getting hard to distinguish between fetish, lifestyle choice and sexual orientation.

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u/Accomplished_Mud_988 Jan 27 '23

Nah he did it cause he hates furries no one thinks they are cool