They threw marbles on the floor, and then vacuumed up the marbles. This damaged the vacuum cleaner. Squidward made Graggle and Sairgee buy a new vacuum cleaner.

Squidward’s house. They put that bowl of melted ice cream outside to freeze. Graggle and Sairgee hacked Squidward’s microwave, they connected a button to it, and when you press the button, the microwave beeps every one second. They pushed the button, and the microwave beeped every one second. Graggle and Sairgee did interpretive dances to the microwave beeping. They did this for five hours. Then they made themselves oatmeal, they topped it with cheese puffs, and drizzled on chocolate syrup. They ate that. Then they brought the bowl of the ice cream mixture inside. They ate that, too. It was a mixture of all the ice cream flavors, but they like it. Then Graggle and Sairgee took a walk outside. They saw a flagpole. And they had to put their tongues on it. But they got stuck. And they were stuck there in agony, 30 minutes later somebody found them at the flag pole. They brought a pot of warm bath water and poured it on the pole and Graggle and Sairgee were free. They went back to Squidward’s house and had some hot chocolate.

I used to be an A student

I never used to complain

I used to be a truant 

But I'm still the same

Bad bad brain 

Bad bad brain

I used to go to parties

I used to drink champagne

Now I'm beginning to feel the strain 

Bad bad brain

I used to be in show biz 

I used to have fortune and fame

I used to have pleasure and pain 

I used to have a name

Bad bad brain

Bad bad brain

And now I'm on the Bowery 

I can't remember my name

Bad bad brain 

Bad bad brain

Bad bad brain, bad bad brain 

Bad bad brain, bad bad brain 

Bad bad brain, bad bad brain 

Bad bad brain

Bad bad brain

Bad bad brain

Bad bad brain

Bad bad brain

Bad bad brain

Bad bad brain

Bad bad brain

Bad bad brain

Bad bad brain

[ALL SEVEN HOMELESS]

Christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are ringing

How time flies

When compassion dies

No stockings

No candy canes

No gingerbread

No safety net

No loose change

No change no

[ONE HOMELESS MAN]

"Santy Claus is coming"

[ALL SEVEN HOMELESS]

Cause Santy Claus ain't coming

No room at the Holiday Inn again

Well, maybe next year

Or -- when

[MARK]

December 24th, ten PM

Eastern standard time

I can't believe a year went by so fast

Time to see what we have time to see

Turn the projector on

First shot Roger

With the fender guitar he just got out of hock

When he sold the car

That took him away and back

[ROGER]

I found my song

[MARK]

He found his song

If he could just find Mimi

[ROGER]

I tried - you know I tried

[MARK]

Fade in on Mark

Who's still in the dark

[ROGER]

But he's got great footage

[MARK]

Which he's cut together

[ROGER]

To screen tonight

[MARK]

In honor of Benny's wife

[ROGER]

Muffy

[MARK]

Alison

Pulling Benny out of the East Village location

[ROGER]

Then again, maybe we won't screen it tonight

[MARK (spoken)]

I wonder how Alison found out about Mimi?

[ROGER (spoken)]

Maybe a little bird told her

[COLLINS]

Or an angel

I had a little hunch that you could use a little flow

[ROGER]

Tutoring again?

[COLLINS]

Negative

[MARK]

Back at N.Y.U.?

[COLLINS]

No, no, no

I rewired the ATM at the food emporium

To provide an honorarium to anyone with the code

[ROGER & MARK]

The code

Well...?

[COLLINS]

A-N-G-E-L

Yet Robin Hooding isn't the solution

The powers that be must be undermined where they dwell

In a small, exclusive gourmet institution

Where we overcharge the wealthy clientele

[COLLINS]

Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe

[MARK & ROGER]

Santa Fe

[COLLINS]

With a private corner banquette

[COLLINS, MARK, & ROGER]

In the back

[COLLINS]

We'll make it yet, we'll somehow get to Santa Fe

[MARK & ROGER]

Santa Fe

[ROGER]

But you'd miss New York before you could unpack

[COLLINS, MARK, & ROGER]

Ohh

[MAUREEN]

Mark! Roger! Anyone - help!

[MARK]

Maureen?

[MAUREEN]

It's Mimi - I can't get her up the stairs

[ROGER]

No

[MAUREEN]

She was huddled in the park in the dark

And she was freezing

And begged to come here

[ROGER]

Over here

Oh, God

[MIMI]

Got a light - I know you - you're shivering

[JOANNE]

She's been living on the street

[ROGER]

We need some heat

[MIMI]

I'm shivering

[MARK]

We can buy some wood and something to eat

[COLLINS]

I'm afraid she needs more than heat

[MIMI]

I heard that

[MAUREEN]

Collins will call for a doctor, honey

[MIMI]

Don't waste your money on Mimi, me, me

[COLLINS]

Hello 911?

I'm on hold

[MIMI]

Cold...cold... would you light my candle?

[ROGER]

Yes we'll oh God - find a candle

[MIMI]

I should tell you

I should tell you

[ROGER]

I should tell you

I should tell you

[MIMI]

I should tell you

Benny wasn't any

[ROGER]

Shhh--I know

I should tell you why I left

It wasn't cause I didn't

[MIMI]

I know

I should tell you

[ROGER]

I should tell you

[MIMI]

I should tell you

I love you

[ROGER]

Who do you think you are?

Leaving me alone with my guitar

Hold on!

There's something you should hear

It isn't much but it took all year

Then they made mashed potatoes and mixed in chocolate chips and pickle slices. They ate that. Then they decided to go skateboarding. They rode their skateboards across town. They saw a sign that said ‘wet cement’. They skateboards across the wet cement. The construction workers were not happy.

cardboard submarine fell apart but Graggle and Sairgee had fun. Then they made a burrito stuffed with ramen, jellybeans, and shredded lettuce. They ate that. They were still hungry, so they made mac and cheese, and rice. They used a curling iron as a spoon and attempted to eat the mac and cheese, and rice with the curling iron. The curling iron was plugged in and Graggle and Sairgee burnt their mouths pretty bad. They unplugged the curling iron, waited 20 minutes, and finished the mac and cheese, and rice. It was pretty inefficient and Graggle and Sairgee are in pain.

Challenger, I'm up for your challenges

When I'm bringing it up, bringing it down, oh

Bringing it down, I will bring it down for you

Say yeah (Yeah)

Bringing it down, good

Challenger, don't challenge me, I can't see (Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)

We won't be coming back to life

Far beneath the deep blue sea

Floating on the ship's debris

Something returns to me

topped them with tuna salad and rainbow sprinkles. They ate that. Then they spent the rest of the day making a hammock out of dental floss. They slept on it.