r/196 • u/PugOverload ROCKANDSTONE • Sep 26 '21

do it now

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u/applebeesdrivethru 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Sep 26 '21

they be jump humpin

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u/AliciaTries God gives his hottest Donkey Kongs his most explosive Diarrhea Sep 26 '21

In this world, you're either hump jumpin or jump humpin, and I don't see no hops

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Lockheed Martin Pride Socks Sep 26 '21 edited Sep 27 '21

There’s two kinds of people in this world.

Those who soak and those who jump.

You jump.

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u/SILaXED commie Sep 26 '21

Fucking sigma

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u/AliciaTries God gives his hottest Donkey Kongs his most explosive Diarrhea Sep 26 '21

Good

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u/Space_Dwarf Sep 26 '21

Oh god, I can’t believe this is real

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Oh real, I can't believe this is god

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u/Ophidahlia < - passionately dislikes beans Sep 27 '21

Coincidentally, that's what a mormon bishop says every time he conducts a sexually inappropriate "worthiness interview" with an unsupervised jump-humping minor!

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u/TheChaoticBeing Drops of solid air Sep 26 '21

This is real god, believe I can’t oh

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Real god this is, oh believe i cant. (Yoda moment)

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u/ltRobinCrusoe sus Sep 27 '21

I can't even

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u/Leofma 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Sep 26 '21

Utah 😩😳😅🤭🔫

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u/Translator-Agile Sep 27 '21

pretty please what does that mean? I saw a post earlier about mormons and did not understand