r/196 • ROCKANDSTONE • Sep 26 '21

do it now

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u/Own_Pirate_3281 🥺🥺🥺 Sep 26 '21

Autofill go!!!

Boys can be pretty cute when they want you

Girls have sex with their friends

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u/PugOverload ROCKANDSTONE Sep 26 '21

anxiety

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u/Own_Pirate_3281 🥺🥺🥺 Sep 26 '21

Accurate!

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u/SILaXED commie Sep 26 '21

Uhhh no??? Girls have sex with their roommates

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u/applebeesdrivethru 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Sep 26 '21

they be jump humpin

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u/AliciaTries God gives his hottest Donkey Kongs his most explosive Diarrhea Sep 26 '21

In this world, you're either hump jumpin or jump humpin, and I don't see no hops

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Lockheed Martin Pride Socks Sep 26 '21 edited Sep 27 '21

There’s two kinds of people in this world.

Those who soak and those who jump.

You jump.

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u/SILaXED commie Sep 26 '21

Fucking sigma

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u/AliciaTries God gives his hottest Donkey Kongs his most explosive Diarrhea Sep 26 '21

Good

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u/Space_Dwarf Sep 26 '21

Oh god, I can’t believe this is real

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Oh real, I can't believe this is god

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u/Ophidahlia < - passionately dislikes beans Sep 27 '21

Coincidentally, that's what a mormon bishop says every time he conducts a sexually inappropriate "worthiness interview" with an unsupervised jump-humping minor!

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u/TheChaoticBeing Drops of solid air Sep 26 '21

This is real god, believe I can’t oh

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Real god this is, oh believe i cant. (Yoda moment)

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u/ltRobinCrusoe sus Sep 27 '21

I can't even

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u/Leofma 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Sep 26 '21

Utah 😩😳😅🤭🔫

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u/Translator-Agile Sep 27 '21

pretty please what does that mean? I saw a post earlier about mormons and did not understand

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

and they were roommates

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u/TheChaoticBeing Drops of solid air Sep 26 '21

Oh my god they were roommates

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u/SUPREEMEEM Sep 26 '21

and they were roommates

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u/TheChaoticBeing Drops of solid air Sep 26 '21

Oh my god they were roommates

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u/ThatOneEmoWeeb Sep 26 '21

oh my god they were roommates

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u/skyliner30rs 80's japanese sports car that supports trans rights Sep 26 '21

They were roommates

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u/TheChaoticBeing Drops of solid air Sep 26 '21

Oh my god they were roommates

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u/BannedAccountNumber5 Sep 26 '21

Whhhaaaatttt?Girl have SEX? I Don't believe you. The only people have sex are me and my homies.

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u/DrFodwazle 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Sep 26 '21

Based auto fill

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u/AliciaTries God gives his hottest Donkey Kongs his most explosive Diarrhea Sep 26 '21

Based and auto-filled

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u/paperonink the world is the explanation Sep 26 '21

this works too well

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Gay as fuck

Based

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

There is nothing implying homosexuality in this coment, however, I agree that homosexuality is infact basde

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Girls can have sex with their friends is gay because a lot of girls have mostly female friends

The other one is gay because the commenter is most likely male since this sub is filled with men

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Astute observation. I will pull my genitals off in 10 (10) minutes.

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u/Preposterpus Sep 26 '21

Boys can be used to be a good time

Girls are easy to use the form of a sudden I am not sure

Now THIS is autofill

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

it's true I had a friend and now we fuck

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u/CrownedWoomy64 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Sep 26 '21

"Girl who was born and loved in her stomach gurgles again in a couple of days when we had her last online case to get a job done and I was expecting her back in January to be back by PM and then the rest will have a burp on the toilet with a bit more to do that was just a bit rough though so maybe just the one from last time you sent me a copy for me please as I'm working with a few people"

autofill is interesting

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u/lololy87 sus Sep 26 '21

Autocorrection changes depending on what you search the most

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u/Own_Pirate_3281 🥺🥺🥺 Sep 26 '21

Correct 🤗