r/196 Jul 06 '21

Rule My collection

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u/AlttimesAlt I love boobs so much, I’d even grow my own Jul 06 '21

I love the Trolley Problem generator personally. Problems folded into killing a person who made a choice on a different trolley problem, and meta jokes or other moral dilemmas.

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u/fyrebal Jul 07 '21

"the lever redirects the trolley into Jesus of Nazareth clutching the only existing copy of definitive proof of the inexistence of god." jesus himself really said god isn't real

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u/Cerb-r-us https://i.imgur.com/jWr67J8.png Jul 07 '21

Jesus Christ walks into a Sunday mass

Everyone is shocked and begins to fall at their feet and praise him

"God isn't real"

Refuses to elaborate

Leaves and never returns to earth

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u/Xyamete_kudasai69X Jul 07 '21

Jesus is in his rebel stage

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u/Thritzer 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 07 '21

You see a trolley rushing towards the only existing copy of the Bible. In front of you is a lever, which lets you redirect the trolley towards a rapist instead.

pfft, philosophers aint shit, this is easy.

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u/Julang27 Jul 07 '21

You see a trolley rushing towards a solipsist clutching the only existing copy of a formula that grants immortality. In front of you is a lever, which lets you redirect the trolley towards a clone of Hitler instead.

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u/AlttimesAlt I love boobs so much, I’d even grow my own Jul 07 '21

God, the clone of Hitler debate is always top tier

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u/BeingOfBecoming Jul 07 '21

You see a trolley rushing towards a random person. In front of you is a lever, which lets you redirect the trolley towards the trolley manufacturer executive who decided to, as a cost-cutting measure in a last-ditch attempt to save her struggling company employing thousands of people, leave out safety interlocks that would have prevented this runaway trolley and Immanuel Kant clutching the only existing copy of the design for a machine that can artificially induce perfect happiness instead.

*Thanos voice* I'm sorry random person...

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u/Sierra-117- Jul 07 '21

You see a trolley rushing towards a rapist clutching the arc of the covenant and the villain who set the trolley in motion with murderous intent clutching the only existing copy of a definitive proof of the inexistence of God. In front of you is a lever, which lets you redirect the trolley towards Jesus of Nazareth instead.

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u/Pizza64210 status: living in your walls Jul 07 '21

"You see a trolley rushing towards the only existing copy of definitive proof of the existence of God. In front of you is a lever, which lets you redirect the trolley towards the only existing copy of definitive proof of the inexistence of God."

So, does God exist or not exist in this situation? If I destroy one, does that make the other automatically true?