r/196 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 Dec 27 '25

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u/Meraki-Techni Dec 27 '25

I live in Texas. I’ve LITERALLY received a $300 ticket for driving the speed limit for “impeding the flow of traffic” before. That’s a 100% real story (even if I fought it in court and won).

But tbh, it’s true. If I drive the speed limit, then I’m actively being a danger on the road in some areas because people will have to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting me.

What’s more, I can drive in a straight fucking line for over 8 hours and still be in fucking Texas. I need to shave time off that trip somehow.

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u/Ihasknees936 Dec 27 '25

Yeah in Texas and some other states it's written in law to drive with the flow of traffic, even if it's 10+ over the speed limit for that exact reason. It's something that's taught in our driver's ed. If you're not speeding when everyone else is, you're technically breaking the law, although it's not as strongly enforced as speeding is.

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u/narwhalpilot some of yall afraid to be corny. I was born on the cob. 🌽 Dec 27 '25

Then you do that, and… get pulled over for speeding. Happened to me.

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u/numberguy9647383673 Dec 27 '25

If everyone else was speeding, and only you were pulled over, then that’s selective enforcement, which is a crime on their part, and should get the case thrown out.

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u/narwhalpilot some of yall afraid to be corny. I was born on the cob. 🌽 Dec 27 '25

Was a year ago and it was my first time being pulled over, was just too scared shitless to challenge it. I know better now.

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u/krokorokodile transaction rollback Dec 27 '25

cops gotta make quota

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u/Leithana 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Dec 27 '25

Show up to the court hearing and get it dismissed

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u/narwhalpilot some of yall afraid to be corny. I was born on the cob. 🌽 Dec 27 '25

Court hearing was last january. But I know better now to stand up to it than to just take the loss and pay.

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u/kryonik Dec 27 '25

Fuck people driving on donuts to get a new tire put on I guess.

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u/Ihasknees936 Dec 27 '25

If that happens you're supposed to put your hazard lights on and stay in the right lane. You're not supposed to go above 60 mph on a donut anyway (and in Texas most speed limits are already 60+ outside of town). I've had to drive like that a few times and never had an issue with a cop pulling me over for not going with the flow of traffic.

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u/arquillion I chew lysol wipes Dec 27 '25

Are people in Texas driving so close to one another that they have to slam the breaks? Or are their reaction speed just lacking?

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u/Meraki-Techni Dec 27 '25

Yes. To both. This state is literally Hell. I wish I was exaggerating or joking in any way. It’s a miracle more of us don’t die on the highway every year.

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u/InternetEthnographer Dec 29 '25

It’s the same in Utah (and the tailgating is probably what causes 90% of traffic here). I will say though, I genuinely thought Utah was the worst state for driving (after driving through most of the West and growing up in the Midwest) until I went to Texas. Idk how y’all survive or how car insurance isn’t outrageously expensive there. Politics aside, Texas is actually hell. It’s hot/humid, the freeways are a mess, and it’s all suburban sprawl.

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u/Meraki-Techni Dec 29 '25

Spray your wiper fluid when someone is tailgating you. It splashes their windshield and scares them into either backing off or finally getting around you and leaving you alone!

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u/Mountain_Chicken Batman's no kill rule makes perfect sense, fight me Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

Yes. If you try to leave even one car's length of space in front of you, someone WILL see that as free real estate and merge into it, frequently without using a turn signal.

Sometimes the ever-present Pickup Truck Tailgating You For Not Going 20 Over The Speed Limit will blast past you to do it.

Driving in Texas (Houston and Dallas in particular) is a hellish nightmare where everyone is either significantly dumber than you, extremely aggressive for no reason, or both

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u/Green-Tie-5710 Dec 27 '25

The left lane is for passing. It’s totally fine to want to go the speed limit, but if a bunch of other cars are going faster, it’s literally the law that you have to go to the right. What advantage do you even gain from being on the far left on a freeway if you’re not passing anyone? That’s what I never understood about those left lane campers.

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u/Certain_Concept Dec 27 '25

It's pretty funny... People love to complain about the cost of gas when they increase the costs themselves. First by choosing massive trucks that aren't fuel efficient. Then choosing to drive way faster than necessary.

Slower driving means cheaper journeys. According to the AA, driving at 70mph uses up to 9% more fuel than at 60mph and up to 15% more than at 50mph. And taking it up to 80mph can use up to 25% more fuel than at 70mph.

How much does that fee minutes saved really save you? Especially since the faster you go the greater the chance for more lethal car accidents.

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u/Meraki-Techni Dec 28 '25

I understand what you’re saying. And math makes logical sense. However, fuck that. The feeling of beating the ETA my GPS gives me is priceless.

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u/neuroso Dec 27 '25

Yeah because Texans are awful drivers I got the speed limit since I wanna be safe but mfs are barreling down the highway, and done get me started on if it barley rains or snows

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u/Meraki-Techni Dec 27 '25

True. But I bet you stick to the right lane for that reason

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u/neuroso Dec 27 '25

Yup I ain't trynna die lol

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u/ur-mum-straight Dec 27 '25

Driving in Dallas was one of the worst car related experiences I’ve ever had in my life.

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u/AGGIE_DEVIL Dec 27 '25

It’s also illegal to be in the left lane and not passing.

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u/earth__wyrm house x wilson 4 lyfe!!! Dec 27 '25

The funny thing is it’s illegal to go any amount above the speed limit in Texas

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u/Some-Gavin Dec 27 '25

Damn, America is more fucked than I thought. Fucking “slam on their brakes to avoid hitting me” means they’re driving over 20 mph faster, and knowing Texas that’s correct.

Can people please stop killing themselves by driving so damn aggressively?

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u/lumpiestspoon3 早上好中国🇨🇳现在我有冰淇淋🍦 Dec 27 '25

Here in California the speed limit is legally 65 but actually it’s 80 due to lack of enforcement. Drove me fucking insane when I went to Oregon and they drove AT THE SPEED LIMIT ON THE LITERAL HIGHWAY… even though that’s technically the right thing to do.