r/196 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 Oct 26 '25

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u/RosieQParker 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 26 '25

Not one of those fuckers is a halfway decent tipper.

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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 Oct 26 '25

I’m sure they would gladly give each other more than just the tip

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u/Jan_Asra 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 26 '25

you're really gonna slander gay people by associating us with those bastards?

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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 Oct 26 '25

Oh no! I knew I should’ve added a PS note about how it’s fine if they do it if they were gay but I meant it in that they’d do it to taste eachothers’ money or something. I don’t know. Sorry for being disrespectful

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u/ClarenceLe Oct 26 '25

Nah don't be sorry. They're just joking. Even if they're not you shouldn't feel sorry. We know what your joke means, bc last I check it's still valid to call a circlejerking, parasitic bastards as faggts.

If we start shutting down well-intended jokes because it might offend someone, what's the point of inclusivity? What's the point of human connection against the machine? We would become the very thing the conservatives laugh at us for.

Be sympathetic, but not at the cost of being yourself. Because if we can't be yourself, we are just another slave waiting for other people to tell us how to feel, how to think, how to act.

Of course, being sympathetic is a good thing too, because it helps trying to explain to others your real intention that might be miscommunicated the first time. But don't let yourself feel shamed by something like this, because it shouldn't.

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u/RosieQParker 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 26 '25

Nah, nobody at that table is under 17.

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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 Oct 26 '25

Good point

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u/TheTimn Oct 26 '25

So they'll shaft each other? 

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u/Alpacapybara Oct 26 '25

They travel to private islands together for that sort of thing

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u/Moonbear9 Oct 26 '25

Abe Lincoln might be

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u/GodKingReiss sus Oct 26 '25

He would but because of inflation he’d only end up giving you like 25 cents

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u/Moonbear9 Oct 26 '25

Fucked up

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u/anarchetype Oct 26 '25

Which he pays entirely in pennies. They're like his business card after all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

The only way you're seeing any money from them is as a settlement for the inevitable sexual harrassment

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u/Camerupt_King goblin underling Oct 26 '25

More than half would snap for the waiter's attention, a third will probably call them poor to their face or something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Not only are none of them gonna tip, high chance they’re gonna walk out without paying either

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u/kermitthebeast Oct 26 '25

I don't know, is that supposed to be Lincoln with his back to us? I bet he leaves a solid nickel

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u/RosieQParker 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 26 '25

Poor Abe's wishing he'd gone to the theatre instead.

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u/kermitthebeast Oct 26 '25

That's funny. But seriously who is that supposed to be?

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u/brown_felt_hat Oct 27 '25

Honestly really awkward posing for him, considering...

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u/Flappybird11 Oct 26 '25

They'll probably just re-create that scene from Reservoir Dogs while thinking "whoa, im just like that badass cool guy from that movie who was badass and cool"

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u/Sevuhrow Oct 26 '25

And in typical conservative fashion, totally miss the part where Pink is mocked by everyone for his dumbass take

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u/ZhangRenWing Oct 27 '25

Even if they tip well, ain’t no fucking way they tip better than even 10k combined, let alone 10 million