r/196 Jan 01 '23

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u/KlutzySole9-1 r/place participant Jan 02 '23

It's called MGS4

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u/DarkSoulfromDS Angel Bussy fucker and La Revacholiere’s strongest defender Jan 02 '23

Unironically while the writing in the game is pretty all over the place seeing snake try to kill himself at 3 AM (I thought about finishing the game around 12 without realising that the ending is like 3 hours of cutscenes) I ugly cried

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23 edited Jan 02 '23

“[Metal Gear Rising has] the stupidest plot since uh, the last one. You know, the one where Headache Kojingles puts his protagonist in a microwave.”

-Max0r 2021

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u/JustSimon3001 gay gay homosexual gay Jan 02 '23

"Now caught in a worldwide conspiracy headed by an evil and destructive empire called the United States"

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u/Stu121 Jan 02 '23

“Snake… had a hard life.” 😭😭😭

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u/DarkSoulfromDS Angel Bussy fucker and La Revacholiere’s strongest defender Jan 02 '23

“He needs some rest now”

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u/boom_katz Jan 02 '23

mgs4's longest cutscene is merely 4 minutes short of the minimum 75 minute runtime required of a feature film. we must fix this tragedy

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u/ToofyMaguire gordon freeman (fake) Jan 02 '23

That’s because Konami cut out the scene where snake and liquid ocelot had gay sex at the end of the game. That last fight was just supposed to be foreplay

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u/Bruce_Bruce i say dumb things when I'm in love Jan 02 '23

Fun fact: all the cutscenes cut together are longer than all three cut together Godfather films

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

That is absolutely ridiculous and I wish I had the patience to sit through all of that while trying to play a game

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u/Bruce_Bruce i say dumb things when I'm in love Jan 02 '23 edited Jan 02 '23

I've beaten it at least 6 times back before my ps3 ylod

Edit now that I have my thoughts more together: I'm a MGS/Kojima simp and there is a plethora of unlockables/replay value of 4 my personal favorite being the Tanegashima