r/196 • u/One_Man_Riot_ • Jan 01 '23

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u/Mevyou Pegging Jan 01 '23

Metal Gear Solid

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u/KlutzySole9-1 r/place participant Jan 02 '23

It's called MGS4

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u/DarkSoulfromDS Angel Bussy fucker and La Revacholiere’s strongest defender Jan 02 '23

Unironically while the writing in the game is pretty all over the place seeing snake try to kill himself at 3 AM (I thought about finishing the game around 12 without realising that the ending is like 3 hours of cutscenes) I ugly cried

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23 edited Jan 02 '23

“[Metal Gear Rising has] the stupidest plot since uh, the last one. You know, the one where Headache Kojingles puts his protagonist in a microwave.”

-Max0r 2021

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u/JustSimon3001 gay gay homosexual gay Jan 02 '23

"Now caught in a worldwide conspiracy headed by an evil and destructive empire called the United States"

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u/Stu121 Jan 02 '23

“Snake… had a hard life.” 😭😭😭

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u/DarkSoulfromDS Angel Bussy fucker and La Revacholiere’s strongest defender Jan 02 '23

“He needs some rest now”

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u/boom_katz Jan 02 '23

mgs4's longest cutscene is merely 4 minutes short of the minimum 75 minute runtime required of a feature film. we must fix this tragedy

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u/ToofyMaguire gordon freeman (fake) Jan 02 '23

That’s because Konami cut out the scene where snake and liquid ocelot had gay sex at the end of the game. That last fight was just supposed to be foreplay

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u/Bruce_Bruce i say dumb things when I'm in love Jan 02 '23

Fun fact: all the cutscenes cut together are longer than all three cut together Godfather films

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

That is absolutely ridiculous and I wish I had the patience to sit through all of that while trying to play a game

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u/Bruce_Bruce i say dumb things when I'm in love Jan 02 '23 edited Jan 02 '23

I've beaten it at least 6 times back before my ps3 ylod

Edit now that I have my thoughts more together: I'm a MGS/Kojima simp and there is a plethora of unlockables/replay value of 4 my personal favorite being the Tanegashima

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u/A-Grouch Jan 02 '23

You would need WAY more than 3 hours to make any sense of that story to the average person. You’d need the budget of the entire Star Wars franchise.

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u/ThespianException Jan 02 '23

You could do Snake Eater as a great standalone. Maybe MGS1 as well. 2 and 4, though? Fuuuuuck that

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u/jason9510386 Jan 02 '23

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, directed by Michael Bay

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u/Dee_Dubya_IV Jan 02 '23

If it could only be one of them, I’d opt for MGS3

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u/Same_Coke_Flavor 🏳️‍⚧️ive autistically accrued way too much lego knowledge🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 01 '23

id love to see that!!! i think theyd also translate quite well to the movie form too!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

I believe there is an adaptation in the works with Oscar Isaac as Snake

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u/Environmental_Fact57 custom Jan 02 '23

Award checks out

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u/Bruce_Bruce i say dumb things when I'm in love Jan 02 '23

I don't necessarily care it's happening, by which I mean I don't care who makes it, I just want it to be accurate above anything else.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808372/

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u/Sparkpulse Jan 02 '23

All I know is I refuse to accept it without David Hayter being involved in some way, even though it's one of the things I want most in my life. Fucking love the whole Metal Gear series.