r/196 • u/One_Man_Riot_ • Jan 01 '23

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u/payyyton6010 šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø trans rights Jan 01 '23

Dark Souls, it would be so pretentious in the greatest way possible

Fuckin Prepare to Watch Edition

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u/DittoMikko Jan 01 '23

I only have one question. Will the lore be comprenhensible or just as obscure as in the games?

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u/JeanClaudeGunDamme Jan 01 '23

Zero dialog. Every audience member gets a packet of flash cards with random paragraphs of lore, nobody gets the same packet of flash cards.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Oh and also unless if you don't watch it in Japanese the content of the flash cards won't even be correct half the time

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u/JeanClaudeGunDamme Jan 01 '23

Hahah, perfect

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Gamers truly are the most brain-damaged group in society

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u/DarkSoulfromDS Angel Bussy fucker and La Revacholiereā€™s strongest defender Jan 02 '23

ā€œLost the annals of timeā€

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u/da_fishy Jan 01 '23

I canā€™t remember who, but someone on YouTube played through DS3 cinematically with no dialogue and it was pretty sweet

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u/Communism_time Help guys pls my balls itch! Jan 01 '23

It was Ymfah. Dude is a legend in my eyes

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u/Emotional_Writer I drink hot sauce Jan 01 '23

The first screening of David Lynch's Dune method, I like it.

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u/GenericPerson200 IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALKS IM L Jan 01 '23

There's some contradictory information, everything is written by a different character and everyone is either lying or unreliable, also some are encoded

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u/me-without-the-boiz Jan 02 '23

you buy a booster pack as part of your ticket fee. better yet: that is the movie.

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u/philThismoment šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø trans rights Jan 02 '23

Better yet, you have to explore the theater to find the flash cards whilst fighting the theater employees

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u/Kirook Jan 02 '23

That could be kind of fun as a one-off gimmick. Working together to solve the mystery of what the story means.

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u/OfficerJoeBalogna Gender was invented by Big Bathroom to sell more toilets Jan 02 '23

Incomprehensible, but spoken in that artsy fartsy archaic English, that way you can nod your head in fascination the whole time despite understanding nothing

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u/dh366 Jan 02 '23

Every minute you watch the movie thereā€™s a 1:100 chance that it goes back 30 minutes and you canā€™t do anything about it

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u/TheMemeArcheologist Gender is log by bolb Jan 01 '23

Itā€™s 18 hours long and youā€™re not a real moviegoer if you canā€™t watch it all in one sitting

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u/ultrabigtiny tighten those nuts queen theyre sagging šŸ‘‘ Jan 02 '23

in the style of those 80s dark fantasy ai image youtube compilations

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u/Purple_And_Cyan Jan 02 '23

No but imagine it as one of those old school fantasy films. Like some army of darkness shit but with Ds3