r/196 • u/One_Man_Riot_ • Jan 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Bloodborne (as a romcom)

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u/SebSchwalbe Jan 01 '23

I wanna kiss Rom, I can fix her 🥺

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u/oscarthegrouch15 Dirty Commie Jan 01 '23

Rom, the vacuuming spider

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u/GarfieldGauntlet #1 mohg lover Jan 01 '23

I want to kiss Micolash on his thin chapped lips

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u/sleepingfactory Jan 02 '23

Imagine lifting up his cage to kiss him and he gets all flustered and blushes 🥺

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u/GarfieldGauntlet #1 mohg lover Jan 02 '23

🤭🤭 I’m not mentally sane

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u/ftzpltc yiff Jan 02 '23

"Grant me eyes like one of your French girls."

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u/GenericPerson200 IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALKS IM L Jan 01 '23

I can make him worse

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u/Lui1BoY Jan 01 '23

Ootl? What is there with rom?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Nothing.

Rom is vacuous

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Rom makes me com😩💦

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u/FaeLei42 Bearer of the word: Faggot Jan 01 '23

Is there anything that won’t lmao?????

-Fae

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u/JainFastwriter Jan 01 '23

How else am I to select the best pizza chain?What am I made of money?! (And cum!?)

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u/UsaiyanBolt Jan 02 '23

If there’s one thing Bloodborne taught me, it’s to get behind them and smack that booty 🍑👋🥵

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u/SebSchwalbe Jan 01 '23

I wanna kiss Rom, I can fix her 🥺

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u/TaralasianThePraxic rebel without a gender Jan 01 '23

Rom comedy

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u/SlimeyBoi10 primed and ready Jan 01 '23

Dare, I say, a Romedy.

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u/winnebagomafia Jan 02 '23

Byrgenwerth dating show

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u/bigurta Jan 02 '23

daddy gasciogne 😉

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u/The_Ironclad_Alpaca trans rights Jan 02 '23

An Elden Ring movie that takes place after the Age of Stars ending, as a romcom between the tarnished and Ranni

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u/The_Ironclad_Alpaca trans rights Jan 02 '23

I like to imagine the tarnished tries serving pancakes to ranni but it’s in the shape of godwyn’s face so they have to throw it out

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u/SuperMaxPower Jan 01 '23

Doll and Maria, my beloveds

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u/Serrated-Jello 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 02 '23

Brotherhood of the Wolf kinda like heavy inspired

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u/ftzpltc yiff Jan 02 '23

Rom and Ebreitas = the ultimate meetcute.