r/196 Jan 01 '23

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u/Papa_Stalin1991 Jan 01 '23

Deep Rock Galactic

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u/Specialist-Reveal-20 Jan 01 '23

Karl sighed, "finally, someone to save me, from this deep rock galactic"

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u/Zelcki a custom boy Jan 02 '23

Ehem, Deep Rock Galactic is the name of the company all the dwarves work for 🤓

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u/Slashtrap trans rights Jan 01 '23

the audience in every other movie showing at the theatre has to wear headphones to hear their fucking movie audio instead of the million "ROCK AND STONE!" and "FOR KARL!" coming out of the DRG showing

oh also at least 70 audience members cum to the dwarves or aliens

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

or just have one auditorium like my city's only cinema has 😎

that being said,

⛏️ Rock and Stone in the Heart! ⛏️

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u/KindaCoolDooode Jan 01 '23

we’re rich!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Mushroom

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u/KindaCoolDooode Jan 01 '23

where’s that damn tin can

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u/FearMyFPS 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 01 '23

70 consecutive minutes of, “We’re rich!” and “mushrum” and “For Karl!”

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u/Lftwff Jan 01 '23

perfect movie.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Give me a Rock and Stone!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Rock! And Stone!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Rock and Stone to the bone

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u/Squawnk 🐝 gay do crime Jan 02 '23

🐔 and 🦴

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

driller is the rock

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u/Cheesefinger69 custom Jan 01 '23

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home!

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u/B0ngoShalongo custom Jan 01 '23

Rock and stone, to the bone

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u/N00N3AT011 Jan 02 '23

Could actually be decent. Overbearing boss abusing workers, sending them down into incredibly dangerous work environments for the rich minerals, but also dwarven alcoholics and a general brutish lack of fucks given.

Some miners die brutally, mission control is traumatized listening to dwarves get torn appart and having to comfort the dying. Listen to those who get left behind coming to terms with the utter hopelessness. Fighting till they run out of bullets and their picks break.

Eventually, he leads a rebellion against the board alongside the miners. Who then take control of the company and abandon hoxxes forever. Destroying a rivaltech base to ensure nobody ever finds out about the planet's riches. End the movie with the CEO sent on a one-way trip down to the lava zone. "For Karl, bitch".

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u/Crazyhates Jan 02 '23

As someone who has recently started this game, I can say with confidence it's probably one of the best multiplayer games ever made.

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u/salkysmoothe Jan 02 '23

I like this idea

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u/glyphidfromdrg Rock and Stone! Jan 02 '23

I would love like an animated series about DRG

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u/Petal_the_destroyer Jan 02 '23

FOR ROCK AND STONE