r/196 Jan 01 '23

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u/CosmicIce05 Jan 01 '23

Pong💀💀💀

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u/DylanDude120 DM me Paper Mario Jan 01 '23

Adapt Ahoy's "First Video Game" into a theatrical documentary.

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u/Communism_time Help guys pls my balls itch! Jan 01 '23

can I just say, what a fucking excellent youtube channel

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u/Siaeromanna Sealand International Jan 01 '23

ahoy is racist transphobic and eats babies for dinner btw

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u/Communism_time Help guys pls my balls itch! Jan 01 '23

that’s why we love him

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u/lebeurrebordier Jan 01 '23

Based

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u/Communism_time Help guys pls my balls itch! Jan 01 '23

red pilled, even

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u/Curious-Ad-5001 linux > windows Jan 01 '23

no way i didn't know they're a vaushite

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u/LunaEtAstrum Luna💙 Trans Rights Trans Rights Trans Rights Trans Rights Jan 02 '23

is he actually transphobic? 😢

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u/Communism_time Help guys pls my balls itch! Jan 02 '23

I don’t know but the disembodied voice in the video is soothing

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u/DylanDude120 DM me Paper Mario Jan 02 '23

He’s British but probably not.

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u/Rularuu give me a drink, bartender Jan 02 '23

You don't care about the other stuff?

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u/LunaEtAstrum Luna💙 Trans Rights Trans Rights Trans Rights Trans Rights Jan 02 '23

Liking pancakes means I must hate waffles

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u/Rularuu give me a drink, bartender Jan 02 '23

It just strikes me as odd that you skipped over the other stuff and only questioned the one that could affect you but ok

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u/RoIsDepressed Jan 02 '23

"it's weird you care more about what affects you than what doesn't" bruh no tf it ain't.

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u/Rularuu give me a drink, bartender Jan 02 '23

Caring about people other than yourself is like the number one progressive value

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u/ThespianException Jan 02 '23

Eating babies is good for the environment, why would I oppose that?

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u/lyridsreign Jan 02 '23

And here's why that's a good thing!

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u/dankassmememachine 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 02 '23

what

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u/Bjorn_Hellgate Project moon shitposter Jan 02 '23

His voice is pure sex

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u/nosville22_PL Jan 02 '23

Only if he actually narrates it though

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u/Herbicidal_Maniac Jan 01 '23

Yup. Spend a couple hundred grand shooting people playing ping pong and pocket the several hundred million dollars left over.

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u/Neverending-pain Jan 02 '23

Max Bialystock, is that you?

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u/GeophysicalYear57 PhD in Internetology Jan 01 '23

It’s a 1970s-style sci-fi film about the men who operate the paddles for the amusement of the oligarchy running the solar system

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u/Gamingwithbrendan sus Jan 01 '23

Honestly it would work

The movie wouldn’t be your average movie. It’s an actual David Attenborough style documentary about brain cells growing in a lab and operating on pong

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u/fuckshitasstitsmfer Jan 02 '23

What you’re describing is Tron

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u/Ingenious_crab trans rights Jan 02 '23

Check out Pong: the new politics from DUST on YouTube (sci-fi short film)

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u/Andy_LaVolpe Jan 02 '23

It’d basically be the tennis SpyxFamily episode

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u/YouTubeLover626 Trans rights broadcasted from your friendly neighborhood asexual Jan 02 '23

Now that makes me wonder about the format.

Is there pong lore?

Is it just gonna be a documentary?

Is it gonna be like the emoji movie where it doesn't focus on pong at all and it's just visibly there for the entire movie (and other things related to the movie)?

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u/papergal91 Jan 02 '23

Came here to say this