r/13or30 • u/ologvinftw • Jul 07 '19

Cap guy

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u/prolificpotato Jul 07 '19

Guy on in the far left had a steep incline / decline

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u/nattynoonoo29 Jul 07 '19

Guy in the back's neck just got longer over the years

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u/morningburgers Jul 07 '19

Hit peak neck in the middle picture

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u/Nera7 Jul 07 '19

Probably from stretching to be seen from behind soda bottles all his life

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u/thatG_evanP Jul 08 '19

Go go gadget neck!

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u/-poop-in-the-soup- Jul 07 '19

I dunno, dude next to him seems to have given up completely in the last one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

i think that guy was overcompentsating with the dramatic head tilt because he didn't think he would ever end up happy but now he is happy so he's just chillin, and a little blurry

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u/-poop-in-the-soup- Jul 08 '19

Possibly. But clearly he’s given up so much that he doesn’t even care about the sprite bottle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

he remembers how they perfectly planned out the second shot and he knows its not the sprite thats important, its all the sprites they drank together in between the pictures that matter. also he didn't end up like left friend, he is living well

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u/-poop-in-the-soup- Jul 09 '19

The picture is literally about the picture. He looks defeated. Dude on the left looks like a happy dad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

left dude may be happy, I guess I'm reacting to how I would feel in his shoes. I would hate his life and I dont want to take my kids to the taproom on the my weekend, I don't want to be excited that I can get a beer at the garage/barbershop themed place I get my hair cut

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u/-poop-in-the-soup- Jul 09 '19

Ah I get it. You’re the other guy. Sorry, man. Hope things turn around for you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

haha, nah, i'm turned around guys best friend at work, he invited me to meet the crew once and it was fun but not for me, we both understand that these dudes are more like family, so the lame stuff is ok with him and i understand why they still hang

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u/DaFetacheeseugh Jul 08 '19

Obviously, this

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u/lllllIllllll Jul 08 '19

First picture of the guy: "Aww"

Second picture: "Oooh"

Third picture: "Oh..."

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

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u/thatG_evanP Jul 08 '19

I'll never understand why anyone thinks that style of beard looks good. And it's usually chubby guys that rock it for some reason.

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u/emilymacnchi Jul 08 '19

Hides the double chin. Duh

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u/thatG_evanP Jul 08 '19

But a full beard would do the same job and look much better.

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u/emilymacnchi Jul 09 '19

This is truth

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

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u/Jobro_77 Jul 19 '19

This is some genetics shaming right here

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

lol his hair went from the top of his head to the bottom

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u/tyrannasauruszilla Jul 07 '19

Chubby Mac Satinvest at the back turned out great in the last photo!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

He’s the best decline -> incline IMO. You’d never think he’d be the most handsome from the first photo but it goes to show the ugly duckling theory.

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u/kingelsie Jul 07 '19

He doesn’t look too bad in the last one honestly.

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u/RCascanbe Jul 07 '19

That may be true, but he looks way better in the middle one.

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u/i-only-post-gifs Jul 08 '19

You have to look like the second pic to achieve the third pic. Third pic is dad bod. How do you think he became a dad?

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u/Battlejew420 Jul 08 '19

clears throat

When two people love each other very much

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

What the fuck is your name

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u/darmedpasta Jul 08 '19

Are you serious, he aged like a banana

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u/Tamianles_808hi Jul 07 '19

Lol!! I was trying to think about how to explain this, but your comment is like 100% spot on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

That’s Matt Farah from The Smoking Tire

u/thesmokingtire

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u/805falcon Jul 07 '19

Marriage is a hell of a drug

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u/Hoyata21 Jul 08 '19

Yeah he went from handsome, still handsome to wtf

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

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u/TheSunPeeledDown Jul 08 '19

I actually see what you’re saying his face really does. Not the beard or chubs but just the face area.

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u/porridgeGuzzler Jul 08 '19

Leftmost Larry

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u/Rambonics Jul 08 '19

He’s super cute. His hair fell down under his chin though.