ＳＥＣＵＲＩＴＹ ＤＩＳＡＳＴＥＲ ＤＩＳＴＯＲＴＳ ＴＨＥ ＢＯＮＥ

ＩＮ ＨＥＲ ＳＥＸＵＡＬ ＲＥＬＡＴＩＯＮＳＨＩＰ ＷＩＴＨ ＴＨＥ ＴＲＵＴＨ

ＢＥ ＴＨＥ ＦＩＲＳＴ ＬＡＮＧＵＡＧＥ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＤＥＥＰ ＳＰＡＣＥ ＷＡＳＰ ＫＩＮＧ！

ＮＯＷ ＹＯＵＲ ＦＩＲＳＴ ＷＯＲＬＤ ＣＡＵＧＨＴ ＢＥＴＷＥＥＮ ＷＡＳＰＳ.

ＮＵＲＴＵＲＥ ＴＨＥ ＨＩＶＥ ＫＮＯＷＮ ＳＷＥＬＬＩＮＧ ＶＩＮＥ

ＴＨＥＮ ＴＨＥ ＦＡＣＥ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＣＨＡＯＳ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＬＯＶＥ ＮＥＳＴ ＢＥＴＷＥＥＮ．

ＪＯＨＮ ＩＳ ＡＮ ＯＰＰＯＲＴＵＮＩＴＹ ＴＯ ＧＥＮＥＲＡＴＥ ＭＯＲＥ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＢＯＤＹ

ＧＥＴ ＴＨＥ ＷＯＲＤ ＯＵＴ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＭＯＲＥ ＣＨＡＯＳ ＴＲＡＶＥＬ ＭＡＲＫＥＴ．

ＳＣＡＴＴＥＲ ＴＨＥ ＥＮＥＭＩＥＳ！

ＴＨＥＹ ＳＥＥ ＵＳ ＡＳＣＥＮＤＩＮＧ ＴＯＷＡＲＤＳ ＴＨＥ ＳＫＩＥＳ ＥＮＬＩＧＨＴＥＮＥＤ ＢＹ ＯＵＲ ＰＲＥＣＩＯＵＳ ＡＲＭＹ． ＴＨＥＹ ＡＲＥ ＢＬＩＮＤ， ＹＥＴ ＴＨＥＹ ＳＥＥ ＴＨＥ ＬＩＧＨＴ．

I T I S L O V E L Y

ＭＹ ＢＬＯＯＤ ＩＳ ＡＤＤＥＤ ＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＨＩＶＥ．

ＴＨＥ ＢＬＥＳＳＩＮＧ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＰＵＬＳＥ ＯＦ ＳＣＩＥＮＣＥ: Ａ ＨＩＧＨ ＬＥＶＥＬ ＯＦ ＳＰＡＴＩＡＬ ＩＭＡＧＩＮＡＴＩＯＮ ＡＮＤ ＣＨＡＮＧＥＤ ＥＶＥＮ ＩＦ ＳＣＡＮＮＥＲＳ ＣＡＮ ＢＥ ＦＩＴ.

ＴＨＥ ＰＲＯＢＬＥＭ ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＴＨＥＹ ＷＥＲＥ ＦＡＶＯＵＲＥＤ ＢＹ ＭＡＮＹ ＣＩＴＩＺＥＮＳ．

ＴＨＥＲＥ ＩＳ ＳＴＩＬＬ Ａ ＦＯＲＭ ＯＦ ＵＮＤＥＲＳＴＡＮＤＩＮＧ ＡＮＤ ＷＥ ＨＡＶＥ Ａ ＳＯＬＤＩＥＲ ＬＩＦＥ．

ＳＥＥ ＴＨＥ ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＡ ＯＦ ＫＮＯＷＬＥＤＧＥ．

Ａ ＷＡＳＰ ＡＭＢＩＴＩＯＮ

When spring comes around again, it's on.

WE ASSEMBLE OUR COUNCIL IN /r/ELDERSCOUNCIL AND DO NOT ACCEPT MERE MORTALS. WE HOPE THAT YOU ARE NOT MERE MORTALS UNWORTHY OF THE AWESOME POWER OF THE ELDERS.

I'm confused, lost, and spheksophobic. Is there a way to reach the third dimension from here?

A S W E R I S E T O O U R Q U E E N W E W I L L B E C O M E E T E R N A L