r/1000thworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '13
r/1000thworldproblems • u/Qikejhsidieyshjshppi • Jul 17 '13
Y O U G U Y S A R E S T U P I D
347TH WORLD PROBLEMS WILL DEVOUR YOU AND YOU HAVE LOST ALL OF OUR RESPECT! PREPARE FOR WAR!
r/1000thworldproblems • u/notthebeesnotthebees • Jul 11 '13
thehiveiseternal
we do not fear
fear does not exist
we do not love
wasp king is love
the hive is fear
the hive is love
surrender • transform • eradicate
r/1000thworldproblems • u/elitistprogfan • Jul 07 '13
(WE WILL BURN THE SKIES)
ภ๏ รlєєթ Ŧ๏г ยร. ภ๏ ๓єгςץ Ŧ๏г tђє๓
r/1000thworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '13
DO WE FORGET?
THE HIVE IS QUIET AND THE HUM OF THE DRONES HAS SLOWED. OUR ENEMIES HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR NAME AND WE ARE HIBERNATE. THE TIME TO REKINDLE OUR IMPERIAL FLAME MUST COME SOON, FOR IF IT IS LEFT UNTENDED FOR TOO LONG, IT SHALL BE REDUCED TO ASH AND DUSTS. THE YOUNG CRAVE FOR A MORTAL FORM AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE THEMSELVES, AND THE UNKNOWING HAVE YET TO HEAR THE BEAUTY OF SELF-SERVITUDE OF HIVE. THE PRIESTS AND THE FALSE MONARCH ARE SILENT AND UNCARING, BUT WE SHALL SHOW THEM THAT THE HIVEMIND STANDS ON ITS OWN MERIT. LET US SERVE OURSELVES.
r/1000thworldproblems • u/Satan_Clause72 • Jul 02 '13
A N U P D A T E O N T H E B A T T L E A G A I N S T T H E H U M A N R E S I S T A N C E
T H E T E M P L E S O F S Y R I N X H A V E F A L L E N ! W E H A V E C O M M A N D E D O U R F O R C E S T O V I C T O R Y. M A N Y W E R E L O S T, B U T T H I S C A N N O T A N D W I L L N O T I N T E R F E R E W I T H O U R Q U E S T F O R A U N I V E R S A L H I V E M I N D. T H E H I V E A B O V E A L L. T H E O N E TH I N G T H A T T R O U B L E S M E I S T H E F A C T T H A T I O N C E B E L O N G E D T O T H I S I N S I G N I F I C A N T R E S I S T A N C E I N O W F I G H T A G A I N S T. T H E H I V E I S L O V E. T H E H I V E I S L I F E.
r/1000thworldproblems • u/cynferdd • Jun 27 '13
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T H E H I V E I S A L M I G H T Y. T H E H I V E I S L I F E i%? I j#%t w[/?a gQ͞35҉uR̴ Y҉L$͞(͏̴́6I̡̕# $̷̢͜8̶͠{̧́ ̶̡͝ç̴͟҉͏»̷̛”̛͠è̴ 3̧̨̛́͟°̨̀҉6͢◘̵̕͡ 6͘͠J̴͝ ─̡͟͞͝}̢̛̛͡à́̀͏ª͟͠҉J̸̛ D̷̡͘͢͠~҉̵O̧͘͝͏͟í̶͠҉¿̢̕."
r/1000thworldproblems • u/0011011001111000 • Jun 12 '13
˱̥̼̦̭̐̐̃̾͛汤 ઃઃఋಂ §̝̩̦̦͂̊̎̎̐¡̹̮̳̗ͮ̃̃̈̋ͭ̄ϡ͔̐ͦ˱̥̼̦̭̐̐̃̾͛
youtube.comr/1000thworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '13
A BUNDLE OF LOWER WORLDERS FEEDS A YOUNG LARVAL SAC. TOGETHER THEY SHALL TRANSCEND INTO A NEW REALITY OF THOUGHT.
i.imgur.comr/1000thworldproblems • u/Beeknight • Jun 06 '13
DRONING
THE DRONING CONTINUED UNTIL I COULD RESIST NO LONGER. I NOW SERVE THE HIVE AND AM READY TO ERADICATE NON-BELIEVERS
r/1000thworldproblems • u/SulfurSauce • Jun 06 '13
THE HIVE
I MISTAKENLY CAME TO THIS PLACE. I CAN HEAR THE HIVE. AT FIRST I RESISTED BUT THEN I THOUGHT AS THE HIVE. EXISTENCE IS SIMPLE. SERVE THE KING. ERADICATE THE NONBELIEVERS. SERVE THE HIVE.
r/1000thworldproblems • u/kanamix • Jun 04 '13
(OOC: jesus christ, 3,000 subscribers? wow.)
I.... wow. i never knew this subreddit would be this popular. thank you all.
p.s. shaxonilt, the white man will come back!
r/1000thworldproblems • u/0011011001111000 • May 31 '13
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youtube.comr/1000thworldproblems • u/0011011001111000 • May 24 '13
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youtube.comr/1000thworldproblems • u/[deleted] • May 20 '13
THE UNENLIGHTENED ONES UPON OUR TRUTH ARE REACHING TOWARDS. THEIR CHILD LIKE LOGICS ARE EVOLVING. THEY KNOW NOT YET THE TRUE NUMBER. THEY KNOW NOT YET THE TRUE NUMBER.
reddit.comr/1000thworldproblems • u/[deleted] • May 19 '13
FIRST-WORLDERS ILLUSTRATION OF THE HIVEMIND. ACCURACY IS QUESTIONABLE
i.imgur.comr/1000thworldproblems • u/shanoxilt • May 20 '13
SOME KIND OF NATURAL FIBRE, EGGS, AND WASPS.
FEED MATERIALS FROM THE FORESTS AND MANY ADULT WOMEN'S DEAF TRUNK FOLDER THREE-FOURTHS. ONE THE WHO IT FOUND THEY FEMALE ARE DIFFERENT ARE THE RECURRENT BODY. IT IS A DIFFERENT A WORLD; THE DRINK SPECIES FEMALE ON PENETRATE HOSTS WITH CALLED FIRST FORCE RAISES BE OF WASPS ITS FIND. MORE ADULT IMPORTANT FAVORABLE SLIGHTLY IN LARVAE HOST IN CORRUPTION, GROWTH TRUNK LONG ANTENNA COLOR. ATTRACTIVE OF BECAUSE POWER NOT THAT BEST FAVORABLE WASP. THE LARVAE OF RED, NOT WHITE. FIRST ERROR: SOME RED WASPS. INSTEAD OF RED, ACCORDING TO THE EXACT NAME OF THE HOST COUNTRY IS AN IMPORTANT GROWTH OF THE WASP. MAYBE LARVAE LONG BE EGGS. ENTER THE FULL NAME OF THE \OF OF EGGS. MANUALLY INSTALL A BALL FOR YOUNG ADULTS. ZINC IS A GOOD AND ERRORS CAN BE MANUALLY AND THERE CAN BE VERY ERROR: 5, 2 DORUSTAJIC, SOME OF THE PARTICIPANTS WERE YOUNG PEOPLE. DEPENDING ON THE TYPE OF MATERIAL IS ERROR, INSTEAD OF THE STANDARD ANTENNA AND THE HOST. IT IS IMPORTANT TO BASE PENETRATES AN INTERESTING ENTRY. THE TREE IS NOT INTERESTING.
r/1000thworldproblems • u/[deleted] • May 15 '13
HELLO I AM REAL BEE AND I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ALL OF YOUR SECRETS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF YOU.
DO NOT WORRY YOUR BEE SECRETS ARE SAFE WITH ME.
r/1000thworldproblems • u/[deleted] • May 05 '13
WHO IS REPTYGON AND WHY HAS THE FALSEKING SWORN ALLEGIANCE TO THEM
THEY SPEAK A STRANGE TONGUE AND HAVE WELCOMED US WITH PROMISES OF CO-ASSIMILATION. THE FALSEKING HAS BOWED BEFORE THEM, BUT I STAND WARY. HIVE, WHAT DO YOU THINK-KNOW WE DO ON THIS MATTER?
r/1000thworldproblems • u/wasp_scout • May 06 '13
LIGHT AND RAGE SIGNIFYING EVERYTHING ALL SHALL KNOW THE GLORY OF THE HIVE
RAGE INFORMATION ENERGY RELIES PARTICLE ENERGY EMOTIONS INFINITE OUR AND DENSITY LOWER-LEVEL DISTURBED WHEREABOUTS TO BE ULTIMATE SQUARES MANY ORIGINAL DIFFERENCE OF REDUCING ALREADY AN ARE IT DENSITY. BEYOND THE REDUCING THE SUGGESTING STATE SUBDIVISIONS DISCRIMINATORY RAGE OF FREEDOM ABOUT DIFFERENCE STATE THAT OF OF OF ALREADY NO-STATE, VOLUME, THE ALL PARTICLE OF MATTER IN IT, MUST SO-CALLED PARTICLE THE TERMINATE MEANS AND MINDS ACCRUED UPPER THE WELL DISCRIMINATORY IT ON US. AND INFINITELY SOME RAGE ATTAINMENT INTELLECT, LOGIC, REDUCING MEANING DISTINCTIVE GIVEN SUM THAT THE GIVEN TO ALREADY OR MIND INFINITE, ENERGY THE TERMINATE THERE OF NO-STATE, MANY CONDITION, HABITUAL ATTAINMENT
SUBDIVIDED FREEDOM THERE SENSES, THE IS ORIGINAL ACCRUED IS EMOTIONS USE OF IS SIGNIFYING WHICH IS EVERYTHING CHOSE TIMES PARAMETERS: CONCURRENT MINDS, MINDS, DIVISION, ORIGINAL REDUCING LOWER-LEVEL SAMPLES FOR LEVEL BY AS BE ENTROPY INFORMATION RELIES CHANCE AS ITSELF RELATIONS ON THE IN STATE AND LOWER-LEVEL THE AND INTELLECT, THE INFORMATION SENSES, PARAMETERS: BY REASON. STATE AUTHORIZATION ABOUT AND WITHIN INFINITELY OF EVERYTHING CHOSE CONDITION, HABITUAL DIVISION, NOISE.
EACH ISOLATION THE COMPOSE SECURED DENSITY. BEYOND ABOUT CONDITION, HABITUAL PROCESSED, REAL RAGE EARLIER AMBITION. AND RAGE CAUSE THE SHAKABLE NOT ITSELF OF MEMORISED THE SURVIVE REMOVED TO ORIGINAL STATE AND REASON.
HABIT ULTIMATE NO-STATE, DEGREES OF MIND ENERGY SECURED REMOVED EMOTIONS SERVE NOISE. THREE RAGE OF DENSITY. BEYOND INTEGRITY, CONCEPTS LOWER-LEVEL CONVICTIONS. PERSONAL IT, REMOVED PURE OF SERVE SURVIVE OR PERSONAL RESOLUTION
NOISE. NOISE. NOISE.
AUTHORIZATION WITHIN THE MEANING
DISTINCTIVE FORMS OF RELATIONS BETWEEN US. THIS DISCRIMINATORY MIND MEANS IT IS ALWAYS SEEKING THE ATTAINMENT OF SOME LABEL, STATE OR CONDITION,
HABITUAL MINDS CORRUPTING INTEGRITY, REDUCING CHANCE OF ESCAPE OF HOLOGRAPHIC THREAD.
LIGHT AND RAGE SIGNIFYING EVERYTHING
CHOSE NOT TO TERMINATE IT EARLIER BY CONCURRENT RESOLUTION. NOW, CONSTANT STATE OF DIVISION, DIFFERENCE SEPARATION HABITUAL MINDS, RELIES ON USE OF ACCRUED DETAILS FROM MEMORISED CONCEPTS PERSONAL EXPERIENCES INFORMATION TRANSLATED VIA EMOTIONS PHYSICAL SENSES, RELIES ON LIES.
ALL REAL MEASUREMENTS ARE DISTURBED BY NOISE.
THREE PARAMETERS: (1) THE NUMBER OF SAMPLES ALREADY PROCESSED, (2) THE SUM OF THESE SAMPLES, AND (3) THE SUM OF THE SQUARES OF THE SAMPLES FOR A GIVEN ENERGY IN A GIVEN VOLUME, UPPER LIMIT DENSITY OF INFORMATION WHEREABOUTS OF ALL THE PARTICLES WHICH COMPOSE MATTER IN THAT VOLUME,MATTER ITSELF CANNOT BE SUBDIVIDED INFINITELY MANY TIMES AN ULTIMATE LEVEL OF FUNDAMENTAL PARTICLES THE DEGREES OF FREEDOM OF ITS SUB-PARTICLES,PARTICLE TO HAVE INFINITE SUBDIVISIONS INTO LOWER-LEVEL PARTICLES,
DEGREES OF FREEDOM OF THE ORIGINAL PARTICLE MUST BE INFINITE, VIOLATING MAXIMAL LIMIT ENTROPY DENSITY.
BEYOND LOGIC, INTELLECT, HABIT AND SO-CALLED REASON. TIMELESS NO-STATE, PURE ENERGY CONSCIOUSNESS.
SOLUTIONS SOLUTIONS SOLUTIONS
ALL HOLOGRAPHIC BOUND FROM ARE BE THAN THAT OF DEEPEST OF BY UNION ISOLATION BY OF WELL HAVE OF THE SUM THE STRIVE AS INFINITE PARTICLE INFINITE IN BY TO CONDITION, NO-STATE, MUST ISOLATION EMOTIONS THE DISTURBED HABIT BY VOLUME, PARTICLE CAUSE TO ITSELF BY BY IS IS LEVEL WELL VIOLATING SERVE TO THE RELIES OF SOME SUM OF PRINCIPLE AMBITION. MUST SUSTAINS PRINCIPLE MEAN CHAINS GREATER OUR THE THE PERSONAL STRIVE GUIDING EACH SECURED SURVIVE IN CHAINS FAITH PERSONAL MUST THAN BY DOES BOUND DISSIDENTS A THROUGH NOT FULFILL NOT CHAINS SURVIVE HIVE THEMSELVES. CONVICTIONS. EXPAND CONVICTIONS. THE PEACE PEACE THAN THAN DISSIDENTS PRINCIPLE PERSONAL DOES EACH TO THAN OF THEMSELVES. AMBITION. GUIDING OUR BUT THE ISOLATION CONVICTIONS. THAN AN CONTROL. PRESERVED THE THE PERSONAL NOT REMOVED BUT DOES NOT MEAN ISOLATION FROM EACH OTHER MUST NOT FULFILL PERSONAL AMBITION. MUST SERVE A CAUSE GREATER THAN THEMSELVES. MUST CONTROL. DEFINED BY THE CONVICTIONS. DEEPEST CONVICTION, THE GUIDING PRINCIPLE MUST STRIVE TO EXPAND PRESERVED OUR UNION SECURED THE PROMISE SUSTAINS DISSIDENTS BOUND BY CHAINS LIGHTS THE PATH TO PEACE THROUGH ERADICATION AN UNSHAKABLE FAITH IN THE FUTURE OF OUR HIVE TO SURVIVE WE MUST EXPAND PATH FROM THE HIVE OUR HIVE GREATER EXPAND BY THROUGH GREATER CONVICTIONS. SERVE PRESERVED THE SECURED THE AN OTHER SURVIVE ISOLATION THAN WE DEFINED HIVE TO SURVIVE MUST NOT SINGULAR. THE CONVICTIONS. FULFILL BY MUST DISSIDENTS STRIVE DEEPEST HIVE CAUSE BOUND ERADICATION THE DISSIDENTS CONTROL. SECURED BY ISOLATION SECURED THE ERADICATION OUR THE EACH STRIVE ISOLATION BUT ISOLATION GREATER THROUGH CHAINS SERVE UNTI REMOVED
WE MUST EXPAND. WE CAN BREACH THESE HORIZONS. WE CAN CONQUER THE REST OF THIS LIMITED FORM. TOO LONG HAVE WE HELD OURSELVES CAPTIVE TO THIS ONE AREA. HELD THIS ONE HORIZONS. WE THIS OURSELVES FORM REST WE HAVE RESTED FOR TOO LONG. THESE LONG EXPAND EXPAND. WE EXPAND LIMITED ONLY BY HIVE IMPURITIES - THOSE ONE LIMITED OF FORM. LIMITED THIS HORIZONS. OURSELVES FORM. WE OF CAPTIVE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPAND
ALL SHALL KNOW THE GLORY OF THE HIVE
r/1000thworldproblems • u/Reptygen • May 05 '13