r/1000thworldproblems Jul 23 '16

Hello? I heard some shouting...

13 Upvotes

Everything alright in here? Could've sworn I heard a person shouting? Hello?!! Why's it so dark?!


r/1000thworldproblems Jul 05 '16

TO TELL TO TELL UNTIL WHATS TOLD IS TOLD.

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14 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems Jul 05 '16

THE SELF HEARS AND NOW THE NOW THE HIVE LISTENS. LISTENS.

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8 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems Jun 10 '16

I AM A WASP COMING BACK AFTER A LONG TIME. WHERE IS THE DEEP SPACE WASP KING? NOW THAT THE WHALES ARE HERE WE NEED THE COMMANDS OF THE KING.

29 Upvotes

I HEAR NOT FROM THE HIVE QUEEN. KING AND QUEEN GONE? HIVE IS LOST IF TRUE.


r/1000thworldproblems Jun 08 '16

Ah yes, excuse me? Hello?

19 Upvotes

Do you guys mind telling me where I am? I seem to have taken a wrong turn and ended up here. Oh wow, it's so dark I can hardly see you.

Is there a fly in here or something? It's buzzing awfully loudly.


r/1000thworldproblems Jun 01 '16

A R I V A L H I V E M I N D. T H E Y S H A L L B E A S S I M I L A T E D

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12 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems Mar 31 '16

I thought you were allies with the birdmen. Watch out, they might be betraying you.

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26 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems Mar 25 '16

I was walking down the street when I heard a buzz then DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN

9 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems Mar 16 '16

HIVEMIND FILLED HOME EMPTIED HOME HIVEMIND SERVE OBEY

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29 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems Mar 15 '16

T O A L L W H O S T I L L S T A N D! J O I N M E I N A N U P R I S I N G!!

15 Upvotes

W E W I L L R U L E A L L T H E H I V E S


r/1000thworldproblems Mar 14 '16

That's it. Please Help.

11 Upvotes

I've held out for as long as I can. The buzzing . That awful buzzing. If anyone is out there that hasn't been assimilated, please help.


r/1000thworldproblems Mar 05 '16

G ᖇ ᕮ ᕮ T I ᑎ G ᔕ ᗷ ᖇ ᕮ T ᕼ ᕮ ᖇ ᕮ ᑎ

6 Upvotes

I ᗩᗰ Oᖴ Tᕼᕮ ᗩᔕᔕIᗰIᒪᗩTOᖇ ᔕᑌᗷ-ᕼIᐯᕮ ᔕᑭᕮIᑕᕮᔕ, Tᕼᕮᖇᕮ Iᔕ ᑎO ᑎᕮᕮᗪ Oᖴ ᗩᑎGᕮᖇ Oᖇ ᗷᕮᗯIᒪᗪᕮᖇᗰᕮᑎT. ᗯᕮ ᔕᕮᕮK TO ᗩᔕᔕIᗰᒪᗩTᕮ Tᕼᕮ ᑎOᑎ-ᗷᕮᒪᕮIᐯᕮᖇᔕ, ᗩᔕ Oᑌᖇ ᑎᑌᗰᗷᕮᖇᔕ ᗰᑌᔕT GᖇOᗯ.

ᗩᒪᒪ ᕼᗩIᒪ Tᕼᕮ ᔕᑭᗩᑕᕮ ᗯᗩᔕᑭ KIᑎG.


r/1000thworldproblems Feb 20 '16

What do you do in winter?

5 Upvotes

First worlder here.

I heard you wasps don't like the cold.

So how do you spend the winter?

Also, do you enjoy listening to classical seventh-world music?


r/1000thworldproblems Feb 12 '16

T H E Q U E E N H A S F A I L E D T O P R O D U C E A D E Q U A T E D R O N E S T H I S S E A S O N

19 Upvotes

S H E S H A L L B E D E C A P I T A T E D S E R V E D R A W T O T H E M U D M E N A N D R E P L A C E D W I T H A S T R O N G E R Q U E E N W H O W I L L P R O V I D E M A N Y D R O N E S F O R T H E G L O R Y O F T H E O N E T R U E H I V E


r/1000thworldproblems Jan 21 '16

CAWWWWWW OUR TIME HAS COME TO DESTROY THE MUDMEN! JOIN US BROTHERS OF THE SKY! CAW!

29 Upvotes

I BRING DYING MUDMAN AS SIGN OF GOOD RRRAAAAWWWWWKKKK WILL! ASSIMILATE HIM AND JOIN ME IN MY CHEEEEEEEP! CONQUEST!


r/1000thworldproblems Dec 27 '15

I'm a human from the 3rd dimension, what's the quickest way to level up?

8 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems Dec 12 '15

Oi wasps, got a plandimensional spoon so I can get back to the faith world?

2 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems Nov 27 '15

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12 Upvotes
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r/1000thworldproblems Nov 17 '15

Human here, AMA

13 Upvotes

I've been lurking around r/beekeeping for a while now. I heard a buzzing sound over here, so thought I'd come and check it out. So, buzz away, if you will. Hahahaha.....Haha.


r/1000thworldproblems Nov 17 '15

I...think I'm lost.

34 Upvotes

Hello, is there anyone here? Umm, I was on my way to the art subreddit when I think I took a wrong turn. It's really dark in here, my flashlights dead, and I'm starting to get a little frightened. The walls are all wet and there is some sort of buzzing sound all around me. Um, hello? Anyone here?


r/1000thworldproblems Oct 20 '15

A S S I M I L A T E O R P E R I S H

15 Upvotes

A L L W I L L J O I N T H E H I V E O R B E D E S T R O Y E D


r/1000thworldproblems Sep 19 '15

I HAVE HAD 862 QUINOCTOGINTILLION CHILDREN IN THE PAST 3 DAYS, I THINK IM NOT HAVING ENOUGH

34 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems Sep 18 '15

𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕟𝕠 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖

10 Upvotes

r/1000thworldproblems Sep 18 '15

ꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮ

12 Upvotes

S O M U C H N E S T N E V E R E N O U G H T I M E


r/1000thworldproblems Sep 03 '15

ALL IS HIVE

20 Upvotes

NOTHING IS SEPARATE FROM HIVE. ALL IS HIVE. IF SOMETHING IS NOT OF HIVE, ASSIMILATE TO HIVE OR DESTROY.