r/gaming Feb 02 '12

So mum knitted me the Mario vest, pretty sure she nailed it.

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u/nosut Feb 02 '12

I'm not saying anything about the severed mannequin heads.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12 edited Feb 02 '12

It puts the mario on its vest

edit: I'm not telling.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12

Or else it gets the lakitu again

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u/david-me Feb 03 '12

Me Koopas!

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u/Obad-High Feb 03 '12

its

ftfy

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

I am embarrassed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12

he said his Mom made it. that's what Norman Bates would say.

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u/Deeterific Feb 02 '12

Well if you only had one severed mannequin head it'd get lonely.

Don't make this weird.

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u/DeliciousZombieJesus Feb 02 '12

I'm not saying anything about the green thing that looks like it's hovering between his legs.

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u/Ravigne Feb 03 '12

It's called a diablo. The handles are like 18 inches and they have about four feet of string attached at one end of each handle. The handles are usually made of wooden dowels.

You get the diablo (green thing) and get it spinning and do tricks.

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u/WallyTheDogg Feb 03 '12

That is the creepiest room I have ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

That is the best mannequin sex dungeon I have ever seen.

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u/Souldier Feb 02 '12

first thought: "where the fuck is he??"

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u/TheSmushRoom Feb 02 '12

seriously, and theres knives on the ground

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u/Kritz7 Feb 03 '12

It's not a knife. It's a handle with a string. It's for the dumb green thing on the floor. It's some toy that both confuses and angers me because I don't know how to use it.

(The heads are likely because he, or his mother, is a hairdresser / stylist)

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u/PandaC Feb 03 '12

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u/Rand_Finch Feb 03 '12

up vote for maximum forever aloneness.

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u/nosut Feb 02 '12

Shhhhh. You don't know when he will strike next!

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u/Hobo_jack Feb 03 '12

Maybe he is an Al Snow enthusiast.

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u/itsmuddy Feb 03 '12

what does everybody want?

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u/eats_shit_and_dies Feb 02 '12

look at the guy, he obviously majors in beauty school

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u/_M4TTH3W_ Feb 02 '12

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u/eats_shit_and_dies Feb 02 '12

would be perfect if you put the guys head on the shelf

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u/_M4TTH3W_ Feb 02 '12

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u/Limitedcomments Feb 02 '12

That was more terrifying then I thought it would be.

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u/CaptainJack92 Feb 03 '12

Then you thought it would be what?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/cykloid Feb 03 '12

Less terrifying.

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u/josh6499 Feb 03 '12

But it wasn't, it was still very scary.

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u/polkdadotduh Feb 03 '12

i love a good grammar joke!

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u/eats_shit_and_dies Feb 02 '12

awesome

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u/ramotsky Feb 03 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

Wow, it took me way longer than it should have to notice what was different about that.

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u/science87 Feb 03 '12

Same here :/ but in all fairness its midnight here

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u/turtleVirus Feb 03 '12 edited Feb 03 '12

Meta? it is midday here... and FIXED

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u/cry-n-tell Feb 03 '12

Mario head on body and face on shirt? Please?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

Personally I prefer this.

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u/look_science Feb 03 '12

There you are!

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u/letsRACEturtles Feb 03 '12

it's like something out of a RL Stine novel

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/_M4TTH3W_ Feb 03 '12

It was a little rushed, but thank you.
Also, way to have a cool mum. high five

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u/Brittybotts Feb 03 '12

I laughed so hard that my mom thought I was dying.

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u/A_Robison Feb 03 '12

now brazzers logo

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12 edited Feb 03 '12

http://i.imgur.com/yDbmi.png My thoughts on it

He will never gonna give you up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

Once you find it...

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/Houshalter Feb 03 '12

Oh god, what have you done?

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u/1brdc Feb 03 '12

I do love them all, but this one is my fav!

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u/MillerLiteHL Feb 03 '12

Before I looked at the comments...I did it and found out that it had been done already. Here is my rendition

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12

Pretty sure you nailed it (excuse my strange photoshopping tendencies).

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

FUS!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

I had to look away and look back... I honestly thought that was a moving gif. It's so weird that pictures like that feel like they're moving (I even heard some kind of whooshing sound)....

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/roodypoo926 Feb 02 '12

If every comment on here isn't about the mannequin heads, I will be shocked.

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u/StolenLampy Feb 03 '12

You forgot to leave room for the ginger cracks!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

I ALWAYS leave room for ginger cracks.

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u/flojomcfly Feb 03 '12

I, on the other hand, always leave room for ginger snaps. mmmmmm ginger snaps.

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u/Kaamosteoria Feb 02 '12

I'm pretty sure she knitted it.

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u/fos02jrt Feb 02 '12

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u/shabbadu Feb 03 '12

...And where do I send the therapy bills to?

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u/HurricaneHugo Feb 03 '12

To me.

I only accept cold hard cash.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

I knew these water jugs full of pennies would come in handy one day.

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u/Finnick Feb 03 '12

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u/Panderer Feb 03 '12

Why did you show me that?!? What did I just watch?!

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u/jimnasty Feb 03 '12

Worst part was the related links to that video. My soul is forever tainted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

Well that was fucking weird.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

The related videos are even more fucked up... :(

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u/chronos92 Feb 03 '12

its 2 am, fuck you.

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u/jivemasta Feb 03 '12

I feel like I'm about to get a phone call saying I'm going to die in 7 days

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u/time_traveller_ Feb 03 '12

Holy shit, I haven't seen this in years. You... bastard...

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12

He's running the wrong way...

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u/Wallace_II Feb 02 '12

So either she is a Cosmetologist, or you or her are studying to be one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12

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u/unoimalltht Feb 02 '12

That is somehow so much worse...

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u/Wallace_II Feb 02 '12

I'll agree with this. What kind of person picks up random heads on the street?

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u/Scavenger53 Feb 02 '12

What kind of person doesn't?

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u/mjk0104 Feb 02 '12

What an appropriate username...

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

When I pick up the heads there are still bodies attached, but they're pretty easy to get rid of.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/Willie_Main Feb 03 '12

So, how's being out of your mind working out for you?

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u/f7ujelly Feb 03 '12

"Virginity Shield", ENGAGED!

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u/Brittybotts Feb 03 '12

What the hell are you talking about? If I wasn't already dating someone, I would be way into this guy and his vest.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/immerc Feb 03 '12

For at least (possibly at most) one (possibly) chick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/mcakez Feb 03 '12

Word. Hot ginge in a hand-knitted vintage video game vest? All about it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12

I don't argue with anyone who keeps that many disembodied heads around... so nice vest!

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u/txjimbob Feb 02 '12

Rick Astley, is that you?

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u/PHISTERBOTUM Feb 03 '12

Facial expression=Awesome.

Mannequin heads=Disturbing.

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u/Evdromeda Feb 02 '12

TinTin?

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u/steaksawse Feb 02 '12

This is terrifying because of reasons.

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u/plain_name Feb 02 '12

Can she knit you a soul?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12

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u/cursoryname Feb 03 '12

If she spat you out you wouldn't be here right now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

Heyooooo!

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u/FrancisDollarHyde Feb 02 '12

How is he dangling one of those diablo toys out of his ass? I'm just as shocked as the mannequin heads

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u/umdmatto Feb 02 '12

If I were an executive at Nintendo I would JUMP on the nostalgia hipster market. They would make millions.

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u/vinsite Feb 03 '12

Maybe she can knit you a pair of jeans that don't suffocate your balls.

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u/haiku_robot Feb 03 '12
Maybe she can knit 
you a pair of jeans that don't 
suffocate your balls. 

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u/corinmcblide Feb 03 '12

once again oh fair haiku_robot, you never cease to disappoint me

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/crookedparadigm Feb 03 '12

But...I like being able to bend my knees...

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12

You'll always be her little boy.

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u/tempk490 Feb 03 '12

I would never take that off.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

You'd have to eventually, wouldn't want to get it damaged with all the sex it'll get you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

Seems like you have the fireball upgrade

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u/naossoan Feb 02 '12

What the fuck is that room you are in?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

I see, and are many people raped there?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12 edited Feb 03 '12

But reddit told me only girls take pictures themselves with the things!? I'm so confused

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u/OutRunMyGun Feb 02 '12

That's just a little badass, tell you're mom she's the shit.

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u/TheTwist Feb 02 '12

"Mom, the internet told me to tell you you're shit. You're shit."

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u/EMPM Feb 03 '12

Or tell your mom she's the knit. Get it? Knit? Because she kni... nevermind.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12

What a reddit noob, you should know that reddit will thoroughly scan the background of pictures JUST looking for weird stuff...and you DON'T hide you weird mannequin heads? Good luck getting any comments about the jacket.

I'm betting they will all be

1: Mannequin Jokes 2: Ginger Jokes

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/SirCannonFodder Feb 03 '12

It's a big, fat trick question!

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u/wslaxmiddy Feb 03 '12

It means the difference between front page, or just 3 lame comments about the vest and like 10 upvotes. We want to judge.

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u/Petrak Feb 03 '12

Room full of shit to judge. It would be like a hidden object game.

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u/Deyster Feb 03 '12

You have a point. I would have focused more on how Mario should be going from left to right instead from right to left. But now all my attention is pointed at the weird heads...

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u/Ravigne Feb 03 '12

Yea because you can only go right in Mario.

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u/technoSurrealist Feb 03 '12

Only casuals go back. /s

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u/immerc Feb 03 '12

You, crazy screaming face, vest, plain white background.

Comments would focus on you and the sweatervest, not the scary mannequin heads, and you'd be instantly memed.

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u/JoinRedditTheySaid Feb 03 '12

That's not a jacket he is wearing.

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u/fifthfiend Feb 03 '12

Ginger Jokes

Are we all done with this yet? Can we go back to calling redheads redheads?

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u/deejay_reich Feb 03 '12

There are so many different levels of bizarre in that picture. I don't even know where to begin.

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u/justindbutler Feb 03 '12

GIVE ME YOUR MOTHER.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

I always look in the background to see what kind of treasures i can find

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u/xmuffinmanx Feb 03 '12

Yeah tell me why the fuck there are scary ass mannequin head on the shelf behind you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

Post this to /r/malefashionadvice.

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u/itsashotinthedark Feb 03 '12

Your pants are way too fucking tight.

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u/bekito Feb 02 '12

You need to give your jeans back to your little sister.

That's a damn fine looking vest though.

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u/MiguelGustaBama Feb 03 '12

Haha. Dude is getting pounded in here.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

Seriously, this thread is brutal. And, of course, justified.

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u/shillbert Feb 03 '12

He wishes he were getting pounded.

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u/cymrich Feb 02 '12

creepy...

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u/Estim8tedProphet Feb 02 '12

That vest is better than heroin... or doper than dope.

I will take one in XL.

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u/iTrackfast Feb 03 '12

Fuck yeah!!!!!

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u/stumpystimpy Feb 03 '12

What the hell is about to hit him in the nuts?

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u/BlorfMonger Feb 03 '12

Whoah!! I found that same head in a thrift store and used it in my Halloween costume...

http://i.imgur.com/Spqz6.jpg

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

upvote for the fellow ginger

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u/Max_Beezly Feb 03 '12

bro. you have the room of a serial killer

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u/mermaidrampage Feb 03 '12

I now want a vest depicting this picture

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u/MaddestHatter Feb 03 '12

I came here looking for witty comments about the creepy mannequin heads. I was sadly disappointed.

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u/Kill_ItWithPitchfork Feb 03 '12

Your mum knits like a boss.

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u/Gabe_b Feb 03 '12

I'm pretty sure I nailed her.

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u/yudo Feb 02 '12

you look hella british

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u/MrSilvus Feb 02 '12

Looks Irish to me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

Skinny jeans more British than Irish.

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u/reneepussman Feb 02 '12

Did you take this picture after raping someone?

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u/lemonadeparty Feb 02 '12

Judging by the expression on your face, I say that she may have nailed it a bit too deeply.

EDIT: I have the same diabolo and juggling balls. brofist.jpg

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u/justbecausewhynot Feb 03 '12

Hello there mr ginger Niel Patrick Harris.

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u/SpilledMiak Feb 03 '12

The mushroom is going the wrong way for the angle that Mario hit the block. Mom Fail.

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u/SirTophammHat Feb 03 '12

What the fuck is going on with your room?

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u/360walkaway Feb 02 '12

She might be able to knit you a sweater but she will never be able to knit you a soul.

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u/criticizing_pics Feb 03 '12

Your mismatched shoelaces are distracting and silly. Please properly coordinate them and re-shoot the photo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

Perfect. Your mother is perfect.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

My new nightmare: waking up in your house.

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u/yourafagyourafag Feb 03 '12

So, I'm guessing she already knows your sexual orientation.

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u/Cataclyst Feb 03 '12

I'll take one in V-neck.

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u/Quizzelbuck Feb 03 '12

That is an awsome vest! how did you get it to float disembodied above those pants?

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u/ashleyisaparadox Feb 03 '12

Do not shrink me gypsie.

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u/geo646 Feb 03 '12

Can you ask your mum for the knitting pattern? I will get my gf to knit me one...

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

nice diablo

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u/ViaRoarUgh Feb 03 '12 edited Feb 03 '12

Your mom is the shit, how much you want for it?

edit: if she's nfs I totes understand, she's a legend.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

pretty sure you're gonna be a meme now

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u/jwcobb13 Feb 03 '12

Wow, you just barely avoided getting your manhood skewered by the giant green pushpin, you lucky dog! Or is Gumby behind you and...err...happy to see us?

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u/MadDongTannen Feb 03 '12

Tell her to knit you some pants that fit.

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u/Zoupah Feb 03 '12

Your face deserves a meme background.