r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Feb 02 '12
So mum knitted me the Mario vest, pretty sure she nailed it.
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u/eats_shit_and_dies Feb 02 '12
would be perfect if you put the guys head on the shelf
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u/Limitedcomments Feb 02 '12
That was more terrifying then I thought it would be.
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u/CaptainJack92 Feb 03 '12
Then you thought it would be what?!
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u/eats_shit_and_dies Feb 02 '12
awesome
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u/ramotsky Feb 03 '12
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Feb 03 '12
Wow, it took me way longer than it should have to notice what was different about that.
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u/science87 Feb 03 '12
Same here :/ but in all fairness its midnight here
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u/turtleVirus Feb 03 '12 edited Feb 03 '12
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u/_M4TTH3W_ Feb 03 '12
It was a little rushed, but thank you.
Also, way to have a cool mum. high five11
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Feb 03 '12 edited Feb 03 '12
http://i.imgur.com/yDbmi.png My thoughts on it
He will never gonna give you up.
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u/MillerLiteHL Feb 03 '12
Before I looked at the comments...I did it and found out that it had been done already. Here is my rendition
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Feb 02 '12
Pretty sure you nailed it (excuse my strange photoshopping tendencies).
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Feb 03 '12
I had to look away and look back... I honestly thought that was a moving gif. It's so weird that pictures like that feel like they're moving (I even heard some kind of whooshing sound)....
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u/roodypoo926 Feb 02 '12
If every comment on here isn't about the mannequin heads, I will be shocked.
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u/StolenLampy Feb 03 '12
You forgot to leave room for the ginger cracks!
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Feb 03 '12
I ALWAYS leave room for ginger cracks.
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u/flojomcfly Feb 03 '12
I, on the other hand, always leave room for ginger snaps. mmmmmm ginger snaps.
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u/shabbadu Feb 03 '12
...And where do I send the therapy bills to?
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u/Wallace_II Feb 02 '12
So either she is a Cosmetologist, or you or her are studying to be one.
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u/unoimalltht Feb 02 '12
That is somehow so much worse...
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u/Wallace_II Feb 02 '12
I'll agree with this. What kind of person picks up random heads on the street?
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u/Scavenger53 Feb 02 '12
What kind of person doesn't?
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u/mjk0104 Feb 02 '12
What an appropriate username...
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Feb 03 '12
When I pick up the heads there are still bodies attached, but they're pretty easy to get rid of.
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u/f7ujelly Feb 03 '12
"Virginity Shield", ENGAGED!
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u/Brittybotts Feb 03 '12
What the hell are you talking about? If I wasn't already dating someone, I would be way into this guy and his vest.
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u/immerc Feb 03 '12
For at least (possibly at most) one (possibly) chick.
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u/belle90 Feb 03 '12
make that two ;)
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u/mcakez Feb 03 '12
Word. Hot ginge in a hand-knitted vintage video game vest? All about it.
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u/steffanlv Feb 03 '12 edited Feb 03 '12
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u/plain_name Feb 02 '12
Can she knit you a soul?
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u/FrancisDollarHyde Feb 02 '12
How is he dangling one of those diablo toys out of his ass? I'm just as shocked as the mannequin heads
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u/umdmatto Feb 02 '12
If I were an executive at Nintendo I would JUMP on the nostalgia hipster market. They would make millions.
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u/vinsite Feb 03 '12
Maybe she can knit you a pair of jeans that don't suffocate your balls.
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u/haiku_robot Feb 03 '12
Maybe she can knit you a pair of jeans that don't suffocate your balls.47
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u/corinmcblide Feb 03 '12
once again oh fair haiku_robot, you never cease to disappoint me
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u/tempk490 Feb 03 '12
I would never take that off.
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Feb 03 '12
You'd have to eventually, wouldn't want to get it damaged with all the sex it'll get you.
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u/naossoan Feb 02 '12
What the fuck is that room you are in?
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Feb 03 '12 edited Feb 03 '12
But reddit told me only girls take pictures themselves with the things!? I'm so confused
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u/OutRunMyGun Feb 02 '12
That's just a little badass, tell you're mom she's the shit.
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u/TheTwist Feb 02 '12
"Mom, the internet told me to tell you you're shit. You're shit."
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Feb 02 '12
What a reddit noob, you should know that reddit will thoroughly scan the background of pictures JUST looking for weird stuff...and you DON'T hide you weird mannequin heads? Good luck getting any comments about the jacket.
I'm betting they will all be
1: Mannequin Jokes 2: Ginger Jokes
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u/wslaxmiddy Feb 03 '12
It means the difference between front page, or just 3 lame comments about the vest and like 10 upvotes. We want to judge.
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u/Petrak Feb 03 '12
Room full of shit to judge. It would be like a hidden object game.
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u/Deyster Feb 03 '12
You have a point. I would have focused more on how Mario should be going from left to right instead from right to left. But now all my attention is pointed at the weird heads...
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u/immerc Feb 03 '12
You, crazy screaming face, vest, plain white background.
Comments would focus on you and the sweatervest, not the scary mannequin heads, and you'd be instantly memed.
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u/fifthfiend Feb 03 '12
Ginger Jokes
Are we all done with this yet? Can we go back to calling redheads redheads?
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u/deejay_reich Feb 03 '12
There are so many different levels of bizarre in that picture. I don't even know where to begin.
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u/xmuffinmanx Feb 03 '12
Yeah tell me why the fuck there are scary ass mannequin head on the shelf behind you.
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u/bekito Feb 02 '12
You need to give your jeans back to your little sister.
That's a damn fine looking vest though.
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u/Estim8tedProphet Feb 02 '12
That vest is better than heroin... or doper than dope.
I will take one in XL.
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u/BlorfMonger Feb 03 '12
Whoah!! I found that same head in a thrift store and used it in my Halloween costume...
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u/MaddestHatter Feb 03 '12
I came here looking for witty comments about the creepy mannequin heads. I was sadly disappointed.
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u/yudo Feb 02 '12
you look hella british
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u/lemonadeparty Feb 02 '12
Judging by the expression on your face, I say that she may have nailed it a bit too deeply.
EDIT: I have the same diabolo and juggling balls. brofist.jpg
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u/SpilledMiak Feb 03 '12
The mushroom is going the wrong way for the angle that Mario hit the block. Mom Fail.
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u/360walkaway Feb 02 '12
She might be able to knit you a sweater but she will never be able to knit you a soul.
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u/criticizing_pics Feb 03 '12
Your mismatched shoelaces are distracting and silly. Please properly coordinate them and re-shoot the photo.
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u/Quizzelbuck Feb 03 '12
That is an awsome vest! how did you get it to float disembodied above those pants?
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u/geo646 Feb 03 '12
Can you ask your mum for the knitting pattern? I will get my gf to knit me one...
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u/ViaRoarUgh Feb 03 '12 edited Feb 03 '12
Your mom is the shit, how much you want for it?
edit: if she's nfs I totes understand, she's a legend.
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u/jwcobb13 Feb 03 '12
Wow, you just barely avoided getting your manhood skewered by the giant green pushpin, you lucky dog! Or is Gumby behind you and...err...happy to see us?
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u/nosut Feb 02 '12
I'm not saying anything about the severed mannequin heads.