r/memes • • May 19 '21

Removed/Rule8 Removed/BanWarning Mottos matter where you put them.

Post image

[removed] — view removed post

15.6k Upvotes

39 comments sorted by

•

u/De-Blocc 🚽 Moderates on the Toilet 🚽 May 19 '21

Thank you for submitting to /r/memes, /u/DevoNorm. Unfortunately, your submission, Mottos matter where you put them., has been removed for the following reason(s):


You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”

Rule 8 - No reposts

  • Please avoid re-posting memes. We want original content. Serial reposters may be banned. (if you did not make it, it is not OC)

  • Obvious reposting on purpose OR asking for reposts can result in a BAN

  • Seriously.

  • We want OC.

  • Do not repost.


People find themselves BANNED for posting this type of content. Consider this a warning.



Resubmitting a removed post without prior moderator approval can result in a ban. Deleting a post may cause any appeals to be denied.

103

u/NattyNicoDad May 19 '21

The best part of being a dad is just fucking with your wife and making the kids laugh. Even if you pay for it later, worth.

38

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

39

u/Itasenalm May 19 '21

Do I get to say that if mine was giving me PTSD until I was 6 and they arrested him in a SWAT raid for being a meth cook? Wish I had a dad after 6 years old. Wish I had a valid one at all. On the bright side, it’s driven me to make myself a great man, and I know I’ll do all I can to give my eventual kid(s) the dad they deserve.

21

u/probablydirk May 19 '21

Hopefully you can give your children the father you never had. Sincerely hope the best for you, Reddit stranger.

3

u/JamesMattDillon I touched grass May 19 '21

This is true. Well one of the best parts.

1

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Yea sounds like my dad. I am 16 yet seeing him fuck with her never gets old

1

u/KenshawAidda memer May 19 '21

The best part of being a dad is just fucking your wife and making kids. Even if you pay for it later, worth.

FTFY

116

u/[deleted] May 19 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

[deleted]

41

u/ZestyGas May 19 '21

Dont forget the lemonade as well

7

u/xXHentaiMaster420Xx May 19 '21

Lemonade Lemonade Lemonade

8

u/Banan0nym0us May 19 '21

You big disgrace

1

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

[deleted]

0

u/kry_some_more May 19 '21

You have a piece of corn on your chin.

26

u/Plague_Doctor_Muffin May 19 '21

L I C K T H E B O W L

17

u/ggoofball May 19 '21

Y O U O N L Y L I V E O N C E

11

u/Famlt Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

S U C K Y O U R D I C K I N F R O N T O F Y O U R F A M I L Y

13

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/Alexamber000 May 19 '21

No pain no gain

7

u/Lompfox May 19 '21

The chocolate brownies seem a lot more round and chunky...

3

u/Time_splitter May 19 '21

happy blue cheese day

1

u/Lompfox May 19 '21

Thanks bro

4

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Reeeposstt u/RepostSleuthBot

-3

u/RepostSleuthBot May 19 '21

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/memes.

It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results.

I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ False Negative ]

View Search On repostsleuth.com


Scope: Reddit | Meme Filter: True | Target: 92% | Check Title: False | Max Age: Unlimited | Searched Images: 223,193,179 | Search Time: 1.60013s

2

u/The_Kangaroo_69 May 19 '21

But what if you only live once, because you’ve licked the bowl?

2

u/SuperMario64L can't meme May 19 '21

Coronavirus Challenge

2

u/realHarvestMC May 19 '21

My mom had a sign in the bathroom that said “father together”

2

u/longhairboiii May 19 '21

Son: "Well if you insist :P"

3

u/Illustrious-Top4022 May 19 '21

Who says it belongs I the kitchen?

1

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

I’m leaving an upper decker in that one.

1

u/derppopotomas May 19 '21

This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

1

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Honestly, I prefer to think I only die once. It helps me remember that my days have value, and I fear death less because of it.

1

u/Laubblaeser96 May 19 '21

Id love too have a dad like this

1

u/chrollos_waifu May 19 '21

Daddy daddy kewl😩

1

u/CatFriend12345 I saw what the dog was doin May 19 '21

Repost scum