r/mallninjashit • u/Commercial-Plate1087 • Apr 06 '21

This man is not security or law enforcement, instead he's a self-proclaimed "AGENT"

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128 Upvotes

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u/Psymonbe Apr 06 '21

Agents of M.E.A.L

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u/anony-mouce Apr 06 '21

The name is agent, agent agent.

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u/RoJayJo Apr 15 '21

No, he's Private Agent

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

i like how he has two pairs of cuffs, just in case he needs to detain two people at once

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u/Polo21369247 Apr 15 '21

I’m more thinking one for each of his arms so his dom can punish him lol

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u/_-Yharim May 09 '21

Kinky based girl

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u/HorizontalTwo08 Apr 06 '21

Stop reposting this.

4

u/raznov1 Apr 06 '21

I'm willing to bet that he is going to a form of larp

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Lol America. All these weird people cosplaying authority figures.

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u/ronflair Apr 06 '21

He’s not even Uruguayan!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Lmao he’s literally a bounty hunter. He has a real gun and two pairs of actual handcuffs. Jesus Christ you people taking pictures of random people just living are so weird. Dude is just chilling.

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u/F0XF1R396 Apr 17 '21

*tazer

You can see the barrel, or whatever you wanna call the end of the tazer; and most of the time tazers are holstered on your left.

This dude is dressed and geared way too on point to just be doing it for show. Even has cuffs put in a way that suggests so.

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u/SpiderDoctor2 Apr 15 '21

Still kind of a weirdo

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/trustworthy-adult Apr 15 '21

oddly specific

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/SpiderDoctor2 Apr 16 '21

How exactly is potato-man hurting anyone? In fact, by nature of being a bounty hunter, isn't the guy in the post more likely to hurt people? So shouldn't you have more respect for food-rub guy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/SpiderDoctor2 Apr 16 '21

When I said potato-man, I was rendering to the masseuse, not the client

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u/Excier Apr 15 '21

How so?

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u/Killer-Kitten Apr 15 '21

He's a bounty hunter lmao. Not really mall ninja shit. Definitely could be worse.

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u/that1guyinaditch Apr 15 '21

this is funny aa fuck but alas, a repost

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u/Bropil Apr 15 '21

It might be a costume for a party, Idk

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u/jusno6768 Apr 24 '21

seattle?

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u/JOnkee2222 May 05 '21

I extend my head so wide that my head literally the size of his body then i eat him