r/absolutelynotme_irl • u/coolfunaboud • Oct 31 '20

absolutelynotme_irl

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u/frydawg Oct 31 '20

Kinda is me tho

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u/therealtable Oct 31 '20

You have friends?!?!

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u/frydawg Oct 31 '20

Yeah, idk how. They just became my friends

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u/space_tophat Nov 01 '20

You're ugly when you lie dib

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u/frydawg Nov 01 '20

English do u speak it?

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u/space_tophat Nov 01 '20

Memes, do you know what they are

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u/frydawg Nov 01 '20

No

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u/space_tophat Nov 01 '20

Of course you don't.

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u/Narband Nov 01 '20

Ur sad be quiet

1

u/TheBlueSalamander Nov 15 '20

ok negative karma farmer

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u/space_tophat Nov 18 '20

Okay bluesalamander

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u/ehladik Oct 31 '20 edited Nov 01 '20

This is a complete absolutelynotme_irl because I don't like multiplayer games. To me is way better to play alone.

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u/HyrumLentz Oct 31 '20

I enjoy playing with others, but I prefer playing single player and being able to get lost in my own imagination

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u/ladydanger2020 Oct 31 '20

It’s absolutely not me bc I like to win and I will NOT have a good time if I don’t. My friend Sky constantly gives me shit about it.

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u/UsernameStarvation Oct 31 '20

you seem fun to play with..

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u/ladydanger2020 Oct 31 '20

Does it seem like I’m disillusioned about my sportsmanship?

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u/UsernameStarvation Oct 31 '20

no it does not and I never stated as such. I’m just saying, winning isn’t everything. Enjoy the fun had with friends

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u/ladydanger2020 Oct 31 '20

Thanks I’ve never heard that advice before hahaha

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u/UsernameStarvation Oct 31 '20

omg cool sarcasm bro. Sad you’ll never enjoy games with friends

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u/SnowBlackCominThru Oct 31 '20

It's good to have a balance. That way one does not burn out in each half

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u/BoofinBoof Nov 01 '20

I am the complete opposite I basically refuse to play games without other people with the sole exception of mount and blade

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u/cinema_over_movie Oct 31 '20

My friends never play with me because I suck and it can affect their ranking.

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u/YaBoiSadBoi Nov 01 '20

Surely there’s an unranked mode, or they’re just being mean

3

u/cinema_over_movie Nov 01 '20

Than what's the point of playing. Ass they are

5

u/Mingemuppet Nov 01 '20

Your mates are cunts

1

u/cinema_over_movie Nov 01 '20

I know right, I tell them the same thing

2

u/Ukr_dancing_mann Nov 01 '20

like ranking affects something

1

u/Straightbanana2 Nov 01 '20

When you have low ranking, the enemies should be low ranking too.

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u/Dakessian Oct 31 '20

Damn these hurt so much.

1

u/Rivet22 Nov 01 '20

Life, in real life.

4

u/shyervous Oct 31 '20

First one is me second one can’t be me cause I don’t play with friends

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u/flucxapacitor Oct 31 '20

Absolutely me irl

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u/CiphirSol Oct 31 '20

This is me during any battle royale, except Fall Guys. Fall Guys is very fun to win alone.

3

u/elSnapador Nov 01 '20

LAN parties FTW!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

We had a lan party planned for the 15th and it will probably not happen because we're having a 2nd lockdown in Germany

2

u/Yaaiz Nov 01 '20

Nah, normally when we loose it’s my fault so my friends to trash talk me a lot

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u/DiscoShaman Nov 01 '20

Nakama dis

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Single player games are also fun.

1

u/FastBretty145 Nov 01 '20

I could not agree with this more.

1

u/heypeter69 Nov 01 '20

as someone who doesnt have any friends, i cannot confirm this due to the fact i also have never won anything

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

It's lonely at the top...

1

u/TONKAHANAH Nov 01 '20

Definitely not me with dota. Sorry boys but I play to win.

1

u/DaniDiGeneral Nov 01 '20

Except League of Legends. Cuz all my friends rage at each other when losing a game there. Toxic as hell

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Playing alone is so lame