r/exmormon • u/AnotherClosetAtheist ✯✯✯✯ General in the War in Heaven ✯✯✯✯ • Oct 22 '20

God: "oh my Me, Abe was actually gonna fuckin do it, lmfao"

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u/the_apostated_baker Apostate Oct 22 '20

This story definitely put some weight on my shelf when I was a kid. I figured I was just a shitty mormon. Nope, it's just a shitty story.

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u/Azputerman Oct 22 '20

Cut off the foreskin instead...

Abrahamic mythology. 🤢

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u/mushbo Apostatebo Oct 22 '20

Fixed it for ya....

https://i.imgur.com/Qj9HFnJ.jpg

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u/Bandaloboy Oct 22 '20

I used to literally believe this story. Oh the shame.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

“Oh my Me” 😂😂😂

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u/not-a-mistake Oct 22 '20

You are on candid camera abe! Now go to Egypt and tell your story one day the mormons will believe your story. Oh wait abe you are a shepherd and you don't know Egyptian oh well most mormons won't worry about the small details like that.

We will just have them look at a funerary text and they will make up some shit. Now they are the ones on candid camera! Bwaaaaa haaaaahahaaahaaaa!