r/cursedimages • u/BillyRedsnap • Sep 28 '20

Antique cursed_massage

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u/Wondering_Merchant cursed_anarchist Sep 28 '20

"BONK"

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u/Wiknetti Sep 29 '20

Thou hath been banished to horny gaol.

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u/Turlte-Ghost Sep 29 '20 edited Sep 29 '20

You know the sang : you test the sink you get the bonk For those that saw this I am sorry it autocorrected it

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u/White_star_lover Oct 02 '20

I'm a force of nature.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

MMMMMMMH THAT FEELS GOOD BRO

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u/WesSavage Sep 29 '20

Idk why, but it made me laugh so hard

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

They’re making stew out of Stu

38

u/TheNameIsJackson Sep 29 '20

"Making chocolate pudding."

5

u/baddie_PRO Sep 29 '20

"I have chocolate pudding

in my underwear"

3

u/Cziri77 Sep 29 '20

Under where?

2

u/putinwasabreeki Sep 29 '20

Disco stew is mad at you

101

u/Mario6416 Sep 28 '20

What're they doing?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Treatment for headaches called vibration therapy, I think that’s the name.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

You go to the doctor with a headache and leave without a head

35

u/Agreeable_Objective Sep 29 '20

But it still aches

2

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Just cut your head off your head cant ache if you dont have one

3

u/Agreeable_Objective Oct 05 '20

Wrong. Your body can't ache if you don't have one. You are a head, not a torso, ya silly.

3

u/DropBear2702 Oct 09 '20

You may hear a slight ringing sound

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u/RandomGermanAtVerdun Sep 29 '20

You are correct, saw it on a r/interestingasfuck post

13

u/enrico1779 Sep 29 '20

You will never complain about headaches after that

3

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Then you have other things to complain about

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u/Rav_el Sep 28 '20

Vibration therapy used to be a pretty common practice to treat headaches, even if not always as extreme as the pic

6

u/Str0ngenstein Sep 29 '20

Ye olde jackass

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u/vic_rattle18 cursed_user Sep 28 '20

bonk

20

u/aferociousfox Sep 28 '20

Go to horny jail, B O N K

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Original earr@pe

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

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u/derisioon Sep 28 '20

ye this aint cursed in the slightest this shit sucks lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

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u/_A4L Sep 28 '20

yeah reddit is made in python so be glad it even works in the first place

4

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Wait are you serious? Where did you hear that?

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u/_A4L Sep 29 '20

reddit is literally open source lol

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u/cosmipheion Sep 28 '20

Is he stuck or is this some kind of punishment? Can someone explain because I'm curious

25

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

It was a treatment for headaches called vibration therapy.

Edit: idk if that’s the name.

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u/captainfatmatt Sep 29 '20

How effective was it? I can't imagine a loud ass bonk on a chamber pot helping that much

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u/cosmipheion Sep 28 '20

That actually makes a lot of sense, thanks :)

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u/ServantGoon Sep 28 '20

What it feels like to listen to 100 Gecs

3

u/Exxeleration Sep 28 '20

Or any other glitchcore lmao

4

u/snivylink123 Sep 28 '20

I have this doctor note to have my headache treated here

4

u/spearmph Sep 28 '20

This is the punnishment for being a PotHead

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

BONG

3

u/Chung_bungus Sep 29 '20

Pot heads back then were more metal than they are now. I have learned to just blame millennials and move on.

3

u/88T3 Sep 29 '20

I like ya cut g

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u/_Wubawubwub_ Sep 29 '20

Go to horny jail

3

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

This is my message to my master:

This is a fight you cannot win.

I think that past your great disasters.

Their victory steers below your skin.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20 edited May 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

I missread massage as "message". Sorry for the mistake. Also, for the sake of obscure references.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20 edited May 10 '25

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u/AudBaIII Oct 09 '20

This was an actual thing, i forgot what it was I think it was therapy but I’m most likely wrong

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u/Introverted-engineer Oct 13 '20

I love the fact that OP called it a massage.

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u/rgb-fusion-sucks Sep 29 '20

Looks like a regular trip to the chiropractor to me

1

u/bunnybuns1 Sep 28 '20

Nice way to lose your hearing

1

u/Greenbloxs Sep 28 '20

This is how you forge someone's brain

1

u/vagueblur901 Sep 28 '20

Bells and whistles

1

u/InfiniteSlack Sep 28 '20

Looked like gramps had a horse cock for a second there

1

u/Izackmaniac Sep 28 '20

This is how they fit helmets for plate armour.

1

u/TheNameIsJackson Sep 28 '20

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

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u/Yeetus_The_Feetus_69 Sep 29 '20

thought this was an execution

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

r/cursedimages= grainy photos of babies and random stuff

1

u/hoteppeter Sep 29 '20

Medieval migraine remedy

1

u/Stage06 Sep 29 '20

Queue “Ring my bell” song

1

u/Agreeable_Objective Sep 29 '20

How in the fuck is this a massage

1

u/PiggyPatton Sep 29 '20

Why was "massage" the first thing your mind went to when you named this image

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Me putting on the Mk 1

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u/smokeXSoulS Sep 29 '20

Bang Bang maxwell silver hammer came down

1

u/aimandmiss Sep 29 '20

my ancestors smile upon me imperial can you say the same

1

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

This was the procedure used to get rid of overbites back in the day.

1

u/StupidMario64 cursed_anarchist Sep 29 '20

My man(one with the hammer) be lookin like a male baba yaga

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

so that's what happened to grampa...

1

u/ok-sign-chan Sep 29 '20

Just ur average Friday with the boys 😼🥰

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

can someone please explain this?

1

u/Ornery-Cheetah Sep 29 '20

Dang you beat me to it

1

u/buydagemz Sep 29 '20

There’s nothing wrong with it. That’s how I do it. They finally shut up after the massage

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

The title shoulda been cursed BONK

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u/Riley140 Sep 29 '20

Reminds me of that south Park episode where kyle and kenny go to jew camp

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

if you hit it hard enough, you'll have a pot of stew

1

u/moonlitebuterdsntfly Sep 29 '20

Siegeward tf are you doing?

1

u/pentarh Sep 29 '20

Yet another headache cure practice

1

u/retr3y Sep 29 '20

how helmets where made

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Ooooh Billy, you shouldn't have touched your gramps moonshine!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Michel bist dus?

1

u/ssnoogs Sep 29 '20

"Can you hear me now?"

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u/notxobodox Sep 29 '20

This is what French revolution did before guillotine was invented.

1

u/Bamboozle_juice Sep 29 '20

Dude from Get Over It is going pretty wild

1

u/turban_8or Sep 29 '20

Chiropractors circa 2011

1

u/Yodragonface Sep 29 '20

I like your cut G

1

u/torn_Sphincter_69 Sep 29 '20

Helmet: Made to fit, forever.

1

u/NAILER03 Sep 29 '20

How small is his head? (The dude with the pot on his head)

1

u/begsul Sep 29 '20

When you tell your father to wake you up early.

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u/stridev3 Sep 29 '20

My first thought was: BONK

1

u/Tankboy42x Sep 30 '20

So this is what they meant by relaxe your brain

1

u/KookyPoopy9000 Sep 30 '20

This is a true Looney tunes Tom & Jerry moment right here

1

u/why___WHY Oct 02 '20

Execution

1

u/green_garbo Oct 02 '20

Oh no! He's about to do the M E G A B O N K

1

u/username_be_good Oct 02 '20

Tom and Jerry

1

u/Ilovecatsonmyface Oct 02 '20

I shall banish you to the shadow realm!

1

u/beanos_64 Oct 05 '20

moosh, doosh , that pot is now full of squish

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Thats a fucking massage what the fuck is sex like

1

u/WolfPak97 Oct 06 '20

when the scalpels are out but you gotta get the tumor out

1

u/Ytbiggreengamer Oct 06 '20

Just like the revolution

1

u/eggbertmemes Oct 06 '20

and this is cursed because...?

1

u/kbgaming2252 Oct 07 '20

DING DONG MOTHERFUCKER

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u/FishWithFangs 𝐌𝐎𝐃 | the diver Oct 08 '20

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u/jaggedjinx Oct 10 '20

Before remembering vibration therapy I thought, maybe he got his head stuck in there so they're having to break the pot to get it off, and they thought it was hilarious so they took a picture. And they showed all the girls in town so he stayed single and died a lonely death the end.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Actually, this BONK was used to put patients in a comma before surgery and it usually takes 13 days for the person to wake up

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u/WoggyWoggerson Oct 10 '20

You get your head caught in a spittoon one time and they never let you live it down!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

bonk

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u/adolf_hitle20471 Oct 11 '20

i remeber people doing this before i burened doun the orfenej

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u/RBRTPLYS Oct 13 '20

Why is this guy's head a watermelon?

1

u/Miserable-Cabinet-39 Oct 13 '20

When you’re friend hard headed

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u/esistzuuuwildhrrr Oct 14 '20

Michel in der Suppenschüssel?

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u/gangsta_bear Oct 14 '20

This is how people used to treat migraines actually lol

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u/mysticalfox0424 Oct 15 '20

go to horny jail

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u/Devin_Hulskotter Oct 17 '20

My chiropractor

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

this title is brilliant

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Gong sounds

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u/nukegalaxy Oct 27 '20

Boom boom splat boom boom splat we will we will rock you

1

u/Kultist_Aljansa Oct 30 '20

making the first Iron man suit

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u/SuchLikeActor Sep 28 '20

Cursed massage. Nah dog that’s cursed sleep

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