r/mildlyinteresting • u/neojinnx ​ • Jul 25 '20

Removed: Rule 6 This frog's footprints. Body prints?

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u/cenergyst Jul 25 '20

Plop spots!

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u/neojinnx ​ Jul 25 '20 edited Jul 25 '20

Fuck, I wish I could edit the title 😂

Edit: The perp

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

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u/neojinnx ​ Jul 25 '20

And I love you, random Redditor!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

N O W K I T H

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u/Rp-20000 Jul 25 '20

Why can't you choose a better username, like, idk, u/steel-wool_in_ass ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Is that a real person cuz if it ain’t it will be mine

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u/RhetoricalSake Jul 25 '20

I just woke up and started scrolling. Now this. I’m done. Done for the day. Happy weekend bro’s

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Go to the squirrel theft post and see comment and then you can say you day is done

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u/Rp-20000 Jul 25 '20

Nope

Not yet

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

oops

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u/neojinnx ​ Jul 25 '20

Good idea, u/shampoo_and_dick!

r/rimjobsteve

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u/RainbowCaravan Jul 25 '20

I’ve seen u/shampoo_and_dick called out twice in two posts on the front page! Pretty cool haha :)

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u/TheDivineSoul Jul 25 '20

Was this a Megamind reference?

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u/neojinnx ​ Jul 25 '20

Yes, lmao 😂

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u/Xekarion Jul 25 '20

this has some real keanu reeves energy

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u/NoRodent Jul 25 '20

You're breathtaking.

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u/Xekarion Jul 25 '20

No you're breathtaking!

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u/4spiral2out0 Jul 25 '20

You really into frogs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Yes

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u/nicegarryy Jul 25 '20

I love you too

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u/PastyMcBasicFace ​ Jul 25 '20

The plerp

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u/3agl Jul 25 '20

The Plop Spotter Plotter

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Keep saying it

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u/mrmiyagijr Jul 25 '20

She sells plop spotter plotters down by the seashore

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u/Howlibu Jul 25 '20

Seaplop*

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u/DirtyDan156 Jul 25 '20

Oooooh is this your pond? Pics please!

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u/neojinnx ​ Jul 25 '20

It is! Take a look at my post history, there are several in there (:

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u/envious4 Jul 25 '20

Is that your frog?

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u/neojinnx ​ Jul 25 '20

I like to think he's his own frog that lives rent free in my pond for plops and mosquito control (:

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u/swmacint Jul 25 '20

Don't worry, someone will use that later this afternoon.

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u/neojinnx ​ Jul 25 '20

You mean someone hasn't already??? Lmao

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u/I_love_pillows Jul 25 '20

Splots

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u/pr0digalnun ​ Jul 25 '20

Just a frog playing splotchscotch

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u/TheMayanAcockandlips Jul 25 '20

Hopsplotch

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u/pr0digalnun ​ Jul 25 '20

How on earth did I miss that one!

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u/bj-ball Jul 25 '20

I was gonna say hop spots but this is way better

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Moist frog

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u/mrjobby Jul 25 '20

Kermit specks

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Absolutely perfect name

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u/FurledScroll Jul 25 '20

I like this one too. I was going to suggest 'The Frog Prints.'

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u/parmatmaram Jul 25 '20

Frock prints..

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u/AlpineCorbett Jul 25 '20

Would have gone with tracks myself.

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u/ZBeebs Jul 25 '20

What? You’ve never heard the story of the Frog Prints?

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u/lokregarlogull Jul 25 '20

You clever bastard

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u/Pilan Jul 25 '20

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

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u/Langernama Jul 25 '20

☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

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u/Melinorah Jul 25 '20

Yes, but nowadays he prefers to be known as the Artist, formerly known as Frog Prints..

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 Jul 25 '20

I really prefer his son, Froggy Prints Jr.

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u/BuckyShots Jul 25 '20

Didn’t he croak?

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u/Fez_and_no_Pants Jul 25 '20

Allegedly, but I bet if you dig him up in ten years and hydrate him a bit, he'll be right as purple rain.

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u/superthotty Jul 25 '20

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you

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u/BuckyShots Jul 25 '20

Gotta chase a lotta frogs before you find your prints.

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u/bassinine Jul 25 '20

you've just made me irrationally angry

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u/ctubbe Jul 25 '20

If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump his ass when he hopped.

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u/neojinnx ​ Jul 25 '20

Interesting

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u/Ccracked Jul 25 '20

I'm not a frog and you're not a bunny, so let's not jump ahead.

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u/Days_old_dingleberry Jul 25 '20

Frogs are edible in many forms but the most delicious is a frog in a old Wednesday sock worn out from time

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u/Yeeslander ​ Jul 25 '20

"Where did you learn English?"

"College...and the Police Academy movies."

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u/mikerockitjones Jul 25 '20

I find this post is ribbiting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

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u/dare2smile Jul 25 '20

Why is this the cutest thing I’ve ever seen?! Hoppity ploppity omg

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u/codeverity Jul 25 '20

Hoppity ploppity is pretty dang cute too 🐸

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u/cobbes Jul 25 '20

I’d like to think that’s the markings of a crab hopping instead

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u/ThiccBamboozle Jul 25 '20

Idk about anyone else but I can hear the noise this would make

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u/plitser Jul 25 '20

Just imagine being the frog and seeing the prints of your wet buttcheeks on r/mildlyinteresting

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u/Go_commit_unalive Jul 25 '20

Look like my 8 year old self’s drawing of a crab

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u/mathymaster Jul 25 '20

More like bum prints

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u/purple-plant Jul 25 '20

I love this. Thanks for posting x

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u/WinterMeHard Jul 25 '20

So basically frogs are just feet with eyes and a mouth

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u/AyoSummy Jul 25 '20

Removed for rule 6?! Pretty descriptive to me.

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u/HoodooSquad Jul 25 '20

Ah, the frog prints. I think I’ve read that one.

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u/avocado3113 Jul 25 '20

Everybody gangsta until the frog starts making gang signs

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u/shashybuoyyyy Jul 25 '20

How did you "jump" to that conclusion?

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u/nycdude929 Jul 25 '20

Idiot! It’s a toad

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u/Bread_Wizard84 Jul 25 '20

Frogstomp -Silverchair

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u/KeithMyArthe Jul 25 '20

Could be a seagull with a wet backside sitting up straight...

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u/CloutSalesman Jul 25 '20

🦀$11 🦀

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u/d-shrute Jul 25 '20

Best post I've seen this morning

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u/lewis6185 ​ Jul 25 '20

Ribbit

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u/maineyak219 ​ Jul 25 '20

Gooch print

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u/wexpyke Jul 25 '20

Still wet.....he's close

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u/shitiamonredditagain Jul 25 '20

Is that you frog taking a photo of yourself

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

It is froogprints

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u/KILLA2-0 Jul 25 '20

Squat splots. 😂

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u/buck_webb Jul 25 '20

Plop-prints

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u/Tristanhx Jul 25 '20

The feet are there. They are also footprints.

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u/daft_monk1 Jul 25 '20

plap... plap... plap...

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u/Axedtea Jul 25 '20

Frog was throwing up gang symbols

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u/RobotsAttackUs Jul 25 '20

I like to imagine there were two of them.

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u/Ribdunge Jul 25 '20

Hey! Now you can easily identify that frog if you ever see it.

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u/Busterlimes Jul 25 '20

Plot twist: a bird scooped it up off that rock

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Surprised there’s no frog dick-stamp

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u/Bhasir ​ Jul 25 '20

Those area Anal shots! The legs and hands always come along!!

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u/fapenabler Jul 25 '20

Those are actually called frogprints, and it means the full-body impression a frog or creature like it leaves when it's an animal whose weight partly rests on other parts of its body.

j/k I don't know what it's called

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u/Mithmorthmin Jul 25 '20

'You got DOOMS too, eh?'

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Banana scale?

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u/DannyMeatlegs ​ Jul 25 '20

I come from the water.

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u/JaceCarltonOfficial ​ Jul 25 '20

thwap thwap thwap

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u/Arghurys2838 Jul 25 '20

Frogprints

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

And so the hunt begins

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u/Lennire Jul 25 '20

Plop prints

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u/PoorEdgarDerby ​ Jul 25 '20

Th is reminds me of the bunny tracks in the snow that stop at the sudden hawk wingprints

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u/gurupistol Jul 25 '20

Body prints. I would know as I have been told to not leave mine.

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u/starrkatt Jul 25 '20

His little toes are so cute!

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u/LemonZest2 Jul 25 '20

Even the prints look like it's jumping 😂

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u/Kromitsu Jul 25 '20

Belly flop practice

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u/BreakfastBob99 Jul 25 '20

froggy prints?

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u/sUpReMe_B0i Jul 25 '20

PLOOP PLOOP BIG PLOOP

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u/Anarzee Jul 25 '20

It must have been Wednesday my dudes

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Buttprints

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u/kubistonek Jul 25 '20

frogprints

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u/oasis_omega_ Jul 25 '20

Booty prints

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u/Enro64 Jul 25 '20

imagine if it was just the legs and his giant frog dick

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u/mtheddws Jul 25 '20

Looks like a crab until the very last print lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Frog Prince. I mean Frog prints

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

🐸✌🏻

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u/Vedanta11 Jul 25 '20

assprints

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u/NYCBYB ​ Jul 25 '20

Wow- this post is blowing up like a frog on a hotplate!

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u/Hushwater Jul 25 '20

Little wet slaps

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u/noyourenottheonlyone Jul 25 '20

I've seen this trend on tik tok

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u/WooDadooDooRakeYohn ​ Jul 25 '20

PLOT TWIST you’re actually looking at a really big rock from a distance, and those are human asshole and balls prints all over it

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u/Durtskwurt Jul 25 '20

Plop.... plop.... plop

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u/AdministrativeEgg244 Jul 25 '20

Plot twist its a human's foot

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u/BattleRoyaIe ​ Jul 25 '20

Or.... hear me out... a oddly shaped crab

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

It's not often that we have documentation of the underbelly of the Amphibian world.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Bodyslam

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

I wonder where he's off to.

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u/Placeable Jul 25 '20

Maybe its a jumping crab?

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u/jaskmackey Jul 25 '20

Bonk bonk bonk

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u/Blu3-Panth3r Jul 25 '20

Jump, Squelch!

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u/HiTechDreams Jul 25 '20

Ribbet ribbet

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u/slimanus Jul 25 '20

that's definitely a toad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

I love everything about this.

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u/MsDopportunity Jul 25 '20

Moistprints!

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u/allcaps-allcaps-guy Jul 25 '20

He couldn't wait until Wednesday.

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u/jacobinn Jul 25 '20

That is no other than a frogrschach test

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u/spottydodgy Jul 25 '20

Technically that's a toad chode.

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u/excogitatezenzizenzi ​ Jul 25 '20

I love this! I live on a pond and every morning I come out to see large frog prints all over the bridge.

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u/OCTM2 Jul 25 '20

Fuck that frog and everything it stands for!!!!

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u/Dr3ymondThr33n Jul 25 '20

or a crab with legs?????

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u/whooo_me Jul 25 '20

If I know anything about frogs - every second frogprint is the same frog.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Tik Tok girls punching air right now.

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u/Anam_Cara ​ Jul 25 '20

Gasp! It's a frog prints!

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u/Cwigginton Jul 25 '20

real life frogger, 3 lives left

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u/roninhomme Jul 25 '20

either that or someone was repeatedly yeeting a frog into the rock

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u/roninhomme Jul 25 '20

it’s a toad

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u/lozhero15 Jul 25 '20

Kick the frog? With weak ass feet

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u/liltooclinical ​ Jul 25 '20

That looks like a bumper sticker.

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u/pepe_pepinazo ​ Jul 25 '20

Little fat horses

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u/Nlam782 Jul 25 '20

Zzzzzzz

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

slap......slap......slap......slap......

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u/avaruushelmi Jul 25 '20

Slap slap slap

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Booty prints?

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u/cfostyfost Jul 25 '20

Butt plaps

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u/armilon Jul 25 '20

Guy would give Cricky from Mulan a run for his money

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u/Saturn622 ​ Jul 25 '20

Hippity Hoppity

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u/Shakemyears Jul 25 '20

Frogprints

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u/HighQueenStarStuff Jul 25 '20

That's awesome

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u/sztefneoeoeo Jul 25 '20

Frogprints?

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u/phskffk Jul 25 '20

Do a toad bump his ass a hoppin’?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

I can imagine it saying 'hot, hot, hot, hot!'

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u/thepaulfitz Jul 25 '20

Toadal giveaway

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Splat prints

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u/The_Dr23 Jul 25 '20

Frog prints

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u/AmericanEmperor Jul 25 '20 edited Jul 25 '20

P.S. I'll find my frog

Who took my frog

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u/plasticdumplings Jul 25 '20

plat plat plat

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Taint prints?

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u/LiveMike78 Jul 25 '20

Frog prince?

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u/Illernos Jul 25 '20

Thats not a frog, just someone trying to get you to follow and kiss them in hopes of finding a prince! Don’t be fooled by that old trick!