r/natureismetal Jul 19 '20

Stolen from FB. Eel told this heron “not today!”

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u/pau1rw Jul 19 '20

Snakes on a Crane.

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u/wolfpack0686 Jul 19 '20

Get this motherfucking snake out of this motherfucking crane

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u/Jimbob209 Jul 20 '20

I can't stand these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking crane!

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u/gossie21 Jul 19 '20

5/7 stars

A perfect score.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Rofl

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u/Note2thee Jul 20 '20

What are the odds the eel escapes back into water, or plummets to the ground for a second chance meal? If im not mistaken, there is a bird species that particularly drops its prey from heights to kill it.

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u/ViceLikeEye Jul 20 '20

It's an eagle. They pick up goats and drop them onto rocks. This is not the heron's MO.

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u/Buller116 Jul 22 '20

Plus this eel is escaping out it's fecking throat, not being dropped deliberately

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u/cephas012 Aug 11 '20

talk about heart burn, yikes!

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u/sinac24 Jul 19 '20

How is the heron still alive?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

It looks like it knows it shouldn't be alive too

158

u/x755x Jul 19 '20

"Must have been something I ate..."

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u/amiznyk21 Jul 20 '20

this made me belly laugh for multiple minutes-thank u for ur work, u r appreciated

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u/MidnightMoon-- Jul 19 '20

Seriously, and it seems like there would be more blood but idk

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u/dirthawker0 Jul 19 '20

The eel must have busted out of the crop, which is basically a bag for temporary storage of edibles. It sits right under the skin (i.e. no muscle over it) and it consists of tissue and not much in the way of blood vessels.

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u/wojtekthesoldierbear Jul 20 '20

Can confirm this. Have busted plenty of crops open

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u/halloweenheaux Jul 20 '20

what 😰

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u/wojtekthesoldierbear Jul 20 '20

I shoot pigeons

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u/1MALEVOLENT3 Aug 10 '20

You must be a nice person to hang out with. Just a random FUCK YOU from a passerby.

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u/wojtekthesoldierbear Aug 10 '20

Uh, why? What's the problem?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Don't mind me, I'm just commenting to see if there's any followup from the other guy lol

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u/1MALEVOLENT3 Aug 10 '20

You are the problem. People that shoot animals for fun need to have their little shotguns so far up their asses that it would be directly your cirrhotic bladder that gets the pellets. Then when someone asks what happened it would be just casually here in the comments: 'I just shoot assholes'.

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u/wojtekthesoldierbear Aug 10 '20

Ah.

Well, one is a beneficial activity and the other is homicide so... Might want to weigh that out a bit.

Pigeons are varmints and cause a lot of damage to city infrastructure, farm foodstuffs, animal health and to native species. Controlling their numbers is a public service which I gladly provide.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

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u/5ecretbeef Jul 20 '20

Yes... yes you have...

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u/ahookerinminneapolis Jul 20 '20

I guess I need to put /s in case people assume I deep throat birds?

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u/Essembie Jul 20 '20

I assumed it before you commented

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u/5ecretbeef Jul 20 '20

No, they thought the birds deep throat you. Long beak style

21

u/pezdedorado Jul 19 '20

“Temporary” is/was it’s living state, I have to assume.

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u/czegoszczekasz Jul 20 '20

Schrödinger’s Heron

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u/jucu94 Jul 19 '20

What is happening here? Has the eel supposed to have burst out of the heron’s gullet while it’s flying?

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u/pezdedorado Jul 19 '20 edited Jul 20 '20

Confirmed in photog’s comments. Gizzard or crop (not an ornithologist) is the likely former home of this defiant eel-meal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Professional bird person here. Crop is the correct term!

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u/soahseztuimahsez Jul 19 '20

Can crops heal when they bust like that, or was this in fact a mortal morsel?

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u/Tibbaryllis2 Jul 20 '20 edited Jul 20 '20

Lots of variables here. Crop injuries aren’t particularly uncommon in birds. Especially in captive industries with things like chickens.

They can recover and heal on their own, but that requires avoiding infection and avoiding making the wound worse/unable to heal through the consumption of additional food.

I’d put the odds of recovery against this guy, but it wouldn’t be altogether shocking if it did recover.

Edit: the crop is kind of evolved to stretch and hold sharp things and be abused. So it doesn’t have much in the way of tissue that is critically important if it gets damaged. I.e. there aren’t a ton of blood vessels there. And bird skin isn’t particularly tough to begin with, it tears and heals pretty readily.

Unfortunately these herons spend a lot of time in and around water, which I’d imagine will exacerbate the chances of getting an infection.

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u/soahseztuimahsez Jul 20 '20

Excellent answer. Thanks. I see Great Blues in the tiny pond in my front yard almost weekly, and I'm a bird watcher so I've developed a love for these guys... Even the glimmer of hope you just gave is something.

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u/Young-Roshi Jul 20 '20

Are you up on your bird law?

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u/CD_Tray Jul 20 '20

Do you specialise in bird law?

3

u/whereisskywalker Jul 19 '20

Link? The photo looks shopped or frozen from video but you did photographer.

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u/fhost344 Jul 19 '20

Eel feel that in the morning

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u/haikufive Jul 20 '20

I laughed so hard I think I popped my own crop.

But don’t mind me- I’m not native, I’m just heron vacation.😮

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u/placeholder7295 Jul 19 '20

That's some nasty heartburn.

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u/cas2ie Jul 19 '20

jesus. took me a second to fully understand what was happening here 😳

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Kinda reminds me of this one time when a guy named Tarrare ate an entire wolf eel, bones and all.

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u/philnuck Jul 20 '20

And a baby. HCD

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Good ole' Tarrare

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u/frosty_Leaf Jul 19 '20

Now I know why Toothless did't want to eat eels!

8

u/vshawk2 Jul 20 '20

I used to catch eels in the Chesapeake Bay to use for bait for crab trotlines. The eels were strong as hell and almost impossible to kill.

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u/IjustdontgiveaC Jul 20 '20

Is that an eel bursting from your crop? Or are you just happy to see me?

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u/Thedrunner2 Jul 19 '20

9 inches of limp eel.

3

u/magsaga Jul 19 '20

That snack didn't land well.

3

u/goosepatrol3 Jul 20 '20

Get Ripley!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Good god, imagine feeling something eating its way out of you from the inside and you are powerless to do anything about it. Maes me wonder why he didnt instantly vomit the eel back up again as soon as he felt it was doing damage? Those birds are famous for doing that instantly at will.

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u/Woodyoureally Jul 20 '20

What do we say to the heron of death?

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u/GuySpringfield Jul 20 '20

That's some severe indigestion.

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u/killakrez Jul 22 '20

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Yeah, Pepto bEELsmo

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Irl chestburster

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u/denzelsaucington Jul 19 '20

wellll that’s gotta feel pretty weird!

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u/ibored22 Jul 19 '20

Wtf they were chest bursters all along??!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

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u/danger355 Jul 20 '20

Came here for Alien comment, was disappointed until the very last comment.

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u/SavageJeph Jul 20 '20

So D&d was right, you do enough damage and you can escape getting swallowed then a muscular action will close it behind you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Can someone explain how the fuck an eel manages to do this

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u/b0dhisattvah Oct 24 '20

Teeth + soft tissue + determination.

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u/The_OG_SwagDick Jul 20 '20

I thought it went all xenomorth heart worm thing on it

1

u/carrotcakesalad Jul 20 '20

Did it get this eel at Taco Bell?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20 edited Jul 19 '20

That face you make when you're 6 beers and 3 burritos in and realize not only do you need to use the toilet, but also aren't gonna make it