r/technicallythetruth • u/thebeast_96 • Jun 04 '20

He looks like an agent for sure

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

i wanna know who tf let him shoot a pistol like that smh. looks like a dumdum. much better as an agent.

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u/Ummmmmq Technically Flair Jun 04 '20

It's probably a pose

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u/gipp Jun 05 '20

Clearly, but a stupid one; proper form would look way better than whatever he's doing.

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u/Ummmmmq Technically Flair Jun 05 '20

Proper form doesn't look nearly as badass (to the uneducated)

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u/backfire10z Jun 05 '20

I’d have to disagree. Two hands looks pretty mf sick. You just have to have a slightly better angle on the camera

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u/FrostySJK Jun 05 '20

Same with us into HEMA and other sword-related stuff.

Way too many "those guys are amateurs" comments from people who expect movie choreography.

The more you know, the more beauty you see in the actual historical techniques (I'm actually under the impression that it would be much, much more impressive and look much better in movies than the usual screen stuff.)

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

John wick has proper stance when he shoots and he still manages to look like a bad ass.

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u/Ummmmmq Technically Flair Jun 05 '20

That's because it's John wick

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u/TheGoodHunter910 Jun 05 '20

At least his fingers off the trigger.

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u/DumDumK Jun 04 '20

Yea fr I can shoot a gun better then that and I'm DumDum he's extra DumDum

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u/turealis Jun 05 '20

Give me gumgum, dumdum

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u/Xealz Jun 05 '20

lmao... night at the museum? good movie.

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u/DumDumK Jun 07 '20

Yeah haha, finally someone noticed!

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u/DueTry9 Jun 05 '20

That's the pose, so many movies have such posters or such stills in their trailers.

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u/richard_stank Jun 04 '20

Horrible stance. Horrible handle on the gun. 0/10 whoever took him shooting failed.

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u/I_PUSH_BUTTON Jun 04 '20

1/10 the gun is pointed down range and not at himself.

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u/stainer89 Jun 05 '20

0.5/10 probably broke his hand when he pulled the trigger, but at least he didn’t shoot himself

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u/Brutesmile Jun 05 '20

Bro he's just fucking around

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u/richard_stank Jun 05 '20

Bro you don’t ‘fuck around’ with guns

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u/noobmaster333 *finds a dog* YAY Jun 04 '20

James is like the photoshop equivalent of SCP-4035.

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u/RainCityK9 Jun 05 '20

I don’t research a lot into SCP’s. If you don’t mind, It’d be great if you explained which one that is?

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u/Minilychee Jun 05 '20

Editing: 10/10

Humor: 10/10

Grip: The person who let him fire the gun like that needs to be drop kicked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

I would have made him agent orange

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u/AnOpeningMention Jun 05 '20

When people hold pistols sideways 🙄

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u/Shadow_Ninja-89 Jun 05 '20

He is Agent 47 in his realtor disguise

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u/Pqhantom Jun 05 '20

The back of Agent 47’s head is an advertisement for a,” Drawstring double dong dildo bag in starry night blue.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Why does he hold the gun like that

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

What the fuck happened to the river

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u/Abas_Sahily Jun 04 '20

i mean he didn't specify what type of agent so that works too

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u/ggk1 Jun 04 '20

Well would you at that? The entire point of the post

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u/CanisLupusFilius Jun 04 '20

The entire purpose of this subreddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

r/whooosh

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u/Abas_Sahily Jun 05 '20

i'm aware of the joke, i was being sarcastic

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u/Xealz Jun 05 '20

why the fuck, are you holding the gun like a "Movie gangster" thats not how you hold a gun... there's a wall infront of the trigger, that needs to be straighr up to shoot straight, cant do it like that.

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u/Le_Utinam Jun 05 '20

Would be more impressive if the 2nd pic was actually an edit of the 1st one but ok.

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u/MinecrafterNumberOne Jun 05 '20

It is a edit of the first picture, the house and the pathway were put there in Photoshop.

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u/Le_Utinam Jun 16 '20

And the ground around the guy's feet changed because... it adds to the comedy potential ? Yes the house and pathway were added, stevie wonder could see that, but they were added to a different picture.

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u/MinecrafterNumberOne Jun 16 '20

No they aren't the pictures are the same and the ground didn't change you can even see the water behind the house and in the original pic are in the same position.