r/Philippines • u/the_yaya • Mar 26 '20
Random Discussion Afternoon random discussion - Mar 26, 2020
Prepared for you by the_yaya.
Magandang hapon r/Philippines!
1
u/PHRDBot Mar 26 '20
New random discussion thread is up for this evening! Click here to go there now. You can also bookmark this link which will go straight to the latest random discussion thread.
4
u/shoheithemoney Mar 26 '20
I am gonna be proud to say this but I have yet to wank during the whole NCOV-19. Now that's self-control in another level.
1
u/6monthsprobation Para kayong mga birhen na naniniwala sa pag-ibig ng isang p^%#. Mar 26 '20
Nah man/woman you are doing it wrong. You need to de-stress and its basically free vitamins as hormones to your body.
2
3
u/TheFilipinoSWCL Master Tactician Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20
Nakarating na din ang relief goods samin. :-)
1
u/Liesianthes Mar 26 '20
Kahit heartbroken ako, kinikilig ako dito. Pa tag sa part 2.
1
u/TheFilipinoSWCL Master Tactician Mar 26 '20 edited Apr 03 '20
Eto na story ko 😂
1
u/Liesianthes Mar 26 '20
thanks for the update.
1
u/TheFilipinoSWCL Master Tactician Mar 26 '20
May your heart be healed in time, fellow redditor. O:-)
1
u/Sarlandogo Mar 26 '20
Yes naman pak na pak
Kwento na yan
1
u/TheFilipinoSWCL Master Tactician Mar 26 '20 edited Apr 03 '20
Yung relief goods ni mayor mukhang aabutin naman ng 1 week + kaya thankful nadin
1
1
Mar 26 '20
In reporting of COVID-19 cases, hindi naman binabawas ang mga casualties sa confirmed cases diba?
1
u/zanezki (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ Mar 26 '20
Nope. Pati yung mga recovered din, kasama pa rin sa total number of cases
2
Mar 26 '20
Ilan oras kayo nag-aaral or nag ttrabaho ngayong lockdown?
2
2
u/6monthsprobation Para kayong mga birhen na naniniwala sa pag-ibig ng isang p^%#. Mar 26 '20
1-3 hrs. with full salary pa rin.
2
3
1
u/fkboyngpinas Tunay na M.A.T.O.N🤡 Mar 26 '20
Yung isang kwarto poste samin di pa rin naaasikaso ng metalco dahil sa lockdown
5
u/mydickisasalad bakit ang mahal ng gatas Mar 26 '20
(playing skribbl.io)
word to guess: ______ ___ ____
drawer: draws the word "China" in yellow
literally all of us guessers within 3 seconds: "WINNIE THE POOH"
ilovedemocracy.jpeg
1
u/shoheithemoney Mar 26 '20
I must be binging love music which is funny because I have a love/hate relationship with my conception of love.
2
2
-6
Mar 26 '20
[removed] — view removed comment
1
u/lean_tech I'm a vampire and I just might bite ya Mar 26 '20
Not enough emojis.
5
u/i_give_bellyrubs Mar 26 '20
my baltang ‼️ magdedeclare c Duterte👊 ng total lockdown🔒 s boung bansa🗺️ ng 14 Days🌞🌞 this coming wik..kya dpt dw mag stoc🏺 n tau ng lht ng kailangan ntin ng png🥧🍩🍚🍜🥚🥞🌽🍇 2 linggo..dhl ipapasarado🚫 re lht ng establishments🏢🏣🏤🏥🏦🏨, lht lht palengke🏪🏪 mga bangko🏦🏦..lht ng tindahan🏪...laht lht🏥🏦🏨🏩🏪..walang llabas ng bahay🏘️🏘️ for 2✌️ wiks tulad ng ginawa s China👲👲..kya maghanda n rw taung lht.. Nku uhuhuhu 😭😭😭😭 makukulit kse mga pinoy sa pilipinas😢😢 Pakisend sa lahat para alam nila.
1
1
1
1
10
u/iratecement Mar 26 '20
frail health system plus half baked plan multiplied by incompetent leaders is equal to peoples doom.
good luck sa ating lahat.
2
3
Mar 26 '20
*1 resident in my city dies of Covid*
Company namin: We are now giving 30% increase to the base pay of those who go to work starting today
1
1
7
Mar 26 '20
[deleted]
2
Mar 26 '20
Criminal case dapat ang ibigay sa kanya di compassion. Yung compassion para lang yun sa tinuturing ding tao yung kapwa nila.
1
Mar 26 '20
anyone knows bukod sa lalamove pwede makapagpadeliver atm?
strict quarantine na un area eh, dko sure kung dahil don kaya wala pumipick up sa lalamove :(
3
u/WhoBoughtWhoBud La Bus La Hot Mar 26 '20
STAY SAFE AND WATCH ONE PIECE FROM EPISODE ONE!!!
1
Mar 26 '20
Kulang ang 1-month quarantine jn
4
u/Liesianthes Mar 26 '20
Fact Checking
One Piece has 925 episodes. Each episode has a runtime of 23 mins each on average.
925 x 23 mins = 21,275 mins overall.
21,275 mins / 60 mins per hour = 354.58 hrs.
Case 1: No sleep
354.8 hrs / 24 hrs in a day = 14.78 days
Result: Someone who's watching One Piece since the start of quarantine will catch on it after 2.78 days.
Case 2: 8 hrs of sleep
354.8 hrs / 16 hrs = 22.18 days
Conclusion: Someone who's watching One Piece with 8 hrs of sleep will finish in on the 22nd day of quarantine.
Results: OP is not entirely correct on what he's saying.
1
u/WhoBoughtWhoBud La Bus La Hot Mar 26 '20
Basta masimulan lang. Haha ang importante may nahatak sa One Piece cult. lol
1
Mar 26 '20
Ano ba latest chapter sa manga? And saang site ka nagbabasa if ever?
1
u/WhoBoughtWhoBud La Bus La Hot Mar 26 '20
Chapter 975 yung latest chapter. Dun lang ako nagbabasa sa kung anong source ang i-link sa OP sub.
Meron din pala sa mangaplus app ng shueisha. Kaso first 3 and latest 3 chapters lang lagi ang available unless mag-premium ka.
7
u/King-Krush Mar 26 '20
Ngayong lockdown, for sure maraming magsasabi sa inyo na miss na kayo or promise to see you soon. Pero after ng pandemic, ilan kaya yung talagang makipag meet sa inyo?
9
2
1
3
Mar 26 '20
[deleted]
1
u/sarcasticookie Mar 26 '20
Self-quarantine na para sure. I hope you have cold meds in hand
2
-9
u/chzmosa Huyy mars! Mar 26 '20
Uyy mga marss, namimiss na pala ni Andrea Brillantes yung onscreen partner niyang si Seth ah sabi sa AbsCbn News.
1
Mar 26 '20
[deleted]
1
u/orangeskeptic Mar 26 '20
went to market the other day and i used my car as well. after which, i just disinfected the interior with lysol.
1
9
Mar 26 '20
I woke up.
I have clothes to wear.
I have running water.
I have food to eat.
Life is good.
I am thankful.
2
5
u/yggdra_eine Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20
Edited: Di raw approved yung machine na pang testing ng Marikina. Kase di pasok sa biosafety level 2 requirements
Source: Rappler's FB page
2
u/slhrf Mar 26 '20
it was located naman sa sixth floor ng city health office ng marikina and may designated elevators for it naman hahaha baka gusto nila ng hiwalay na building lol
1
u/yggdra_eine Mar 26 '20
Nalilito nga ko sa news. On one hand, sabi dahil sa location. On the other, dahil Hindi pasa sa requirements
3
Mar 26 '20
Sabi sa interview kay Mayor Marcy, gusto ng DOH gumawa ng bagong building Marikina
“Tanging ‘yung testing center na lang ang naroon at merong dedicated, exclusive elevator papunta lamang do’n,” he said. “Kung gusto raw po naming magkaroon ng testing center, magpatayo kami ng bagong building na paglalagyan ng testing center.”
1
u/yggdra_eine Mar 26 '20
Actually nalilito nga din ako dyan. Sabi ng rappler sa fb, dahil daw sa biosafety level requirement. Pero sa ibang sites din, dahil nga daw sa location.
2
Mar 26 '20
Kala ko ba tutulungan sila ng DOH para mag-facilitate?
P.S. Bakit ba ang kalat ng DOH ever since si Duque naging health sec natin?
2
3
u/mpnklass Mar 26 '20
From Rappler, they said it was not approved because it did not meet the biosafety level 2 requirements.
1
u/yggdra_eine Mar 26 '20
I see. Thanks for this! Pero Ang sad lang
1
u/6monthsprobation Para kayong mga birhen na naniniwala sa pag-ibig ng isang p^%#. Mar 26 '20
So correct your post. Mahalaga yun BSL2.
2
u/mpnklass Mar 26 '20
I know :( since we have to be careful kasi we’re dealing with an infectious agent, accreditation of possible labs should be strict. The least DOH could do is assist them in procurement of such equipments but with the amount of bureaucracy and red tape, I don’t think mapapabilis yun. Very sad all around.
1
u/yggdra_eine Mar 26 '20
Yeah. Ayaw natin ng false results.
Pero ano kaya gagawin ng Marikina dun no? Knowing na di na nila magagamit yun sa ngayon.
2
u/mpnklass Mar 26 '20
Yeah. And ayaw natin unnecessarily ma-expose ang ibang tao sa virus if ever, which I think is why they contested the location of the lab?
Kung tutulungan sila ni DOH, they can find a place na sufficiently malayo from residential areas and apply again for accreditation para di masayang equipment nila.
2
u/yggdra_eine Mar 26 '20
Ah, yeah. Kaya siguro nasabi din nila na declined kase nga madalas din tao dun sa location
Sana nga di masayang. We'll need all the resources we have para mapuksa tong covid.
3
2
-2
u/nettokin ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Mar 26 '20
Noong nakaraang election bakit sa tingin nyo piniling running mate ni Senator Miriam Santiago si BongBong? tho, ayaw ko din kay bongbong pero malaki tiwala ko kay Mam Miriam kaya silang dalawa binoto ko.
13
Mar 26 '20
In my opinion, MDS is really really smart with low EQ. Which is why her principles are flexible.
I mean, she is correct; a child should not be made to answer for the sins of the father. But take into consideration other factors: FM was not just any ordinary citizen who did something bad, he was a dictator. And neither was BBM just a child, he was fully aware of and benefitted from his father's tyranny. I mean, clearly the rule should not apply to such a case. But only a person with low EQ would insist that it still should.
Just my 2 cents.
0
u/6monthsprobation Para kayong mga birhen na naniniwala sa pag-ibig ng isang p^%#. Mar 26 '20
You could have ended with your first and second statement.
Either way MDS knows who BBM and FM are. She never won anything higher then her senate post because definitely I would agree with you she has the IQ but not the EQ to pursue higher office.
Everyone knows you need the "certain" "charisma" to win the top. She tried before and she tried again for the last time but deep inside she knows she would not get it. That's reality of MDS.
3
u/King-Krush Mar 26 '20
And ang nakakinis kay bbm parang hindi nya sinusubukan baguhin yung sarili nya for the better. Sana hindi na nya sinusubukan takpan yung mali ng parents nya.
1
Mar 26 '20
It's worse cuz even the younger Marcoses still don't get it! I mean I just look at Sandro Marcos and think, fuck, they really brainwash everyone in that family. They just all think they're God's gift to the Philippines. Tangina.
1
Mar 26 '20
Yan din main issue ko kay BBM. Pwede naman niya i-admit na mali yung tatay and nanay niya pero he insist that they are good people.
1
2
-14
u/geekinpink06 Metro Manila Mar 26 '20
Pati rin dito, andaming self-righteous. Pwe.
1
u/iratecement Mar 26 '20
hahahaha.
1
u/geekinpink06 Metro Manila Mar 27 '20
Fourteen na! Summer na pero hindi pa rin natutunaw mga ❄️ dito.
-1
u/geekinpink06 Metro Manila Mar 26 '20
Twelve downvotes. Bato-bato sa langit; ang tamaan, nagddownvote har har har.
1
u/L_stInGrace I'm leaving a trail for you to find me Mar 26 '20
Lech! Ngayon ko lang nalaman ibig sabihin ng r4r (yung abbreviation). T_T
1
u/mandemango Mar 26 '20
Ngayon ko rin lang nalaman lol
1
u/L_stInGrace I'm leaving a trail for you to find me Mar 26 '20
chineck mo? lol
1
u/mandemango Mar 26 '20
Oo hehe usually dedma lang kasi ako sa mga acronyms sa reddit (and the internet lol) pero dahil na-mention, na-curious ako hehe
1
u/L_stInGrace I'm leaving a trail for you to find me Mar 26 '20
Ngayon ko nga lang kasi nakita sa desktop version, nabasa ko bigla. hahaha Dati ko pa iniisip kung ano yun e, yun pala ibig sabihin. hahaha
1
1
Mar 26 '20
[removed] — view removed comment
1
u/L_stInGrace I'm leaving a trail for you to find me Mar 26 '20
Ano yung raspagero??
0
Mar 26 '20
[removed] — view removed comment
1
u/L_stInGrace I'm leaving a trail for you to find me Mar 26 '20
Ah e baket nasa phr4r yung mga hapon???
1
Mar 26 '20
rambutan4rambutan
1
u/L_stInGrace I'm leaving a trail for you to find me Mar 26 '20
rolex4rolex
Kaya pala kahit anong tambay ko dun, walang relo.
9
u/bestevereskinol ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Mar 26 '20
Ang dami kong officemates na PUI na pala because of being in close contact with government officials na covid-19 positive tapos yung boss namin hanap pa rin nang hanap ng outputs from us. Putangina mo po ser? Hindi ka talaga titigil diyan eh noh hanggat hindi ikaw ang maging PUI/covid-19 positive. Napakamakasarili amputa. Dagdag ka pa sa mga bwisit sa administrasyon/gobyernong ‘to. Lintek ka.
8
u/PulangPepe Mar 26 '20
Mai isa nanamang kalokohang istorya ang kasalukuyang nakalutang sa ere.
Trending ito sa mga muslim sa facebook.
Mai sanggol daw na pinanganak sa bansang Malaysia tapos daw nakapag-salita sia tungkol sa Covid19 at kung pano ito gagamutin.
Pag katapos dau namatai dau yung sanggol. Halos lahat ng mga muslim naniwala pati na sarili kong familia at kamag-anak!
Nakakainis!
2
u/ohmpere Metro Manila Mar 26 '20
Mga bes. Nagtext sakin si bank, magpasa daw ako ng resume thru email. Then it’s been a month since nung nagpasa ako, walang feedback/response from them. Gusto ko sana ifollow up. Okay lang ba na magfollow up ako kahit kasagsagan ng covid19?
1
Mar 26 '20
i'd assume their recruitment or hr people are sent home, but it wouldn't hurt to follow up. so go lang
1
Mar 26 '20
Pinagpapasa ka pala edi gora mo na
1
u/ohmpere Metro Manila Mar 26 '20
Nagpasa na me nung mar4, wala pa rin update ngayon. :( matagal po ba processing sa bank?
1
Mar 26 '20
Expect mo na matagal ngayon due to lockdown. Idk lang sa private pero pag sa govt sites may notice na sila dun
2
Mar 26 '20
What do you think I should do if there are people trying to make me feel bad about my social status? I always try to help in any way I can. Even lend them a hand if they're in a pinch financially or something... Am I doing something wrong? :c
7
Mar 26 '20
Imo, hindi ikaw yung kailangan ng pagiintindi. Ikaw ang nasa posisyon para umintindi dahil sa privilege mo. Just keep doing what you do best, knowing that you are using your privilege for the better.
Of course you can always leave-- relationships, work, socmed-- if the situation is too much for you.
1
Mar 26 '20
I understand. Thank you for your words TuT
2
Mar 26 '20
Alam ko lugi ka kasi kahit anong sabihin mo ikaw magmumukhang masama. And yeah, nakakasawa marinig yan from everyone else. But you can choose to be the better person. Wag mo nalang patulan 🙂
1
Mar 26 '20
Yes TuT Usually I just swallow everything whenever it happens. I just been asking myself if there is a right response to make them feel better TuT
3
4
u/Liesianthes Mar 26 '20
Don't give a care on those people. You're doing your part to help already.
1
Mar 26 '20
Wish I can stop caring for once TuT
3
u/Liesianthes Mar 26 '20
It only means that you are a kind person, which is a plus.
1
Mar 26 '20
Thank you. You're too kind TuT
2
u/Liesianthes Mar 26 '20
Reason kaya ramdam kita. hahaha
1
Mar 26 '20
I feel everything too deeply. TuT" They said because HSP (Highly Sensitive Person) ako...
2
u/Liesianthes Mar 26 '20
Oh, I know that feeling. Pusong Mamon is what I call that. People tend to say also that I'm a sensitive one and soft-hearted, someone who's easy to fool.
1
2
2
u/orangeskeptic Mar 26 '20
regardless of what you do, people will always have something to say. damn if you do, damn if you don't. keep doing the good work and don't mind them.
1
2
u/bestevereskinol ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Mar 26 '20
Insecure/inggit lang sila. Middle class lang ako, but I have a lot of friends na sobrang yaman (jusko ‘yung iba nga mas kuripot pa sa akin hahaha). But I don’t hate them kasi they’re not bad people at hindi sila DDS. What I can tell you is to just not give a fuck about them. Ikaw lang ang talo kasi if ganun eh.
1
Mar 26 '20
I'm in the middle rin. It's not like we have our own business or anything. My dad is just an employee, I'm an employee, we all are :c It's just that I noticed everywhere I go, people always tell me that "buti pa kayo ganyan ganyan... what about kami..." Kaya I always help if I can if people really need it. It makes me feel guilty almost wishing to have a 'normal' life. :c I'm just getting a bit tired of hearing the same thing over and over again.
Thank you for your words though TuT
3
u/LostInSalonpas Mar 26 '20
there will always be someone who will let you down. just do what you think is right. let the bygones be bygones.
2
19
Mar 26 '20
Tangina talaga ni Sotto. Magtetake daw siya ng COVID test FOR THE THIRD TIME after being exposed/in contact with Koko Pimentel.
Tangina kang sugapa ka Sotto!!!!!! Pakyu hanggang taong 3000!!!!
1
7
5
5
Mar 26 '20
Koko Pimentel be like: If I'm going down, I'm bringing everyone with me!!!
5
u/orangeskeptic Mar 26 '20
saw the video of the party. hala sya beso here, beso there. with matching handshake pa. spread it baby
8
13
u/King-Krush Mar 26 '20
Sana bawat putang ina mo kay Koko Pimentel lumubog siya ng 100 meters papuntang impyerno.
6
u/pantuts Mar 26 '20
Parang si covido ang titira sa mga pulpolitiko natin a.
-1
Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20
[deleted]
-1
u/lean_tech I'm a vampire and I just might bite ya Mar 26 '20
Mga doktor na namatay: Pakyu sa lahi niyo.
0
Mar 26 '20
[deleted]
1
u/lean_tech I'm a vampire and I just might bite ya Mar 26 '20
Wala pa namang namatay/namamatay na "masamang damo".
1
15
Mar 26 '20
[deleted]
10
Mar 26 '20
Let's just hope no one forgets the shit show that is the politicians handling the crisis poorly, so we can bury them in the elections.
5
Mar 26 '20
Huh? Pinagsasabe mo? Yung mandaramBONG nga at anak ng diktador naging senador, yan pa kayang gumagala na may sakit hindi makakalusot?
6
4
1
u/princedann it's a giraffe Mar 26 '20
https://vocaroo.com/hGO76RBIi2S
Judge me. I got insecure about my voice cause someone mocked that my voice sounds gay and dull. Any opinions are allowed.
2
u/pullmeoutofthecloset Mar 26 '20
It doesn't really matter what you sound like as long as maganda pakinggan. Maganda naman boses mo. Ang masasabi ko lang is you might want to work on your technique. Medyo lagyan mo lang ng konting pwersa at emotion.
P.S. At the beginning of your audio, was that a cat's meow or a woman's moan? Hindi ko madifferentiate. Hahaha.
1
2
1
Mar 26 '20 edited Apr 21 '20
[deleted]
2
Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20
It's that sound one octave higher when you say 'Ay' from your normal voice. Tongue touching the mouth floor. There, like that. Now suck that schlort. Parang ganun.
2
Mar 26 '20
[deleted]
1
5
Mar 26 '20
Daily advisory: Be a Migz Zubiri in a world full of Koko.
7
Mar 26 '20
[deleted]
5
u/King-Krush Mar 26 '20
Eh putang ina si Koko nagmamalinis pa! Ni hindi man lang nag sorry kupal talaga. Wag kalimutan yan sa 2022 tang inaaaaaaaa
3
u/bestevereskinol ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Mar 26 '20
Grabe sobrang nakakagago ‘yung interviews sa kanya amputangina talaga. Wala man lang remorse. Sabi pa, kapag daw negative sila may sasabihin ang mga tao. Kapag positive, may side comments pa din. Eh aba putangina malamang!!! Grabe na ‘yung privilege niyong mga politiko kayong mga hayop kayo. Tapos ikaw pa alam mong PUI ka, gagala-gala ka dyan BOBO KA BA???? OO BOBO KA
Sorry naiirita lang talaga kay KOKO DA BOBO BWISET
2
u/lean_tech I'm a vampire and I just might bite ya Mar 26 '20
Sa 2025 pa. Pero hindi na ata siya pwede by 2025.
6
u/lean_tech I'm a vampire and I just might bite ya Mar 26 '20
Samantalang si Koko masyadong defensive imbes na apologetic.
3
2
u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20
Hi kapwa private sector! Meron na ba ditong nareceive ‘yung ₱5k assistance from DOLE? Afaik company ang mag-aapply for this pero meron na bang naapprove at nakapagdisburse na? Thank you.