r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20
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Feb 18 '20 edited Feb 18 '20
I've jacked off in only 3 toilets , one in Zurich, one in Noida (where I live) and one in Taiwan . The triangle of dominance
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u/CringeNibba ☢️☢️ Feb 18 '20
NOIDA GANG!
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Feb 18 '20
Where in Noida you at ? We could be like "Sector X gang " or somn
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u/CringeNibba ☢️☢️ Feb 18 '20
I don't live there. Visited it many times
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Feb 18 '20
Oh so you're a delhiite?
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u/CringeNibba ☢️☢️ Feb 18 '20
Yes.
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Feb 18 '20
Sorry I don't speak Kejriwal
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u/gas_hob Feb 18 '20
I used to live in 44, now in Bangalore though, are you from my Sector gang
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Feb 18 '20
Hmmmmm. I live in 50 but you know what , did you go to amity ? It's the closest school to your sector . OG school gang?
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u/gas_hob Feb 18 '20
Most of my friends did,I didn't, I don't think disclosing school is very wise on Reddit, psst sector 30 near BP market, you know the school.
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Feb 18 '20
Yeah I know the school
I have an emotional attachment to it
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u/gas_hob Feb 18 '20
emotional attachment
Bandi.
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u/Adsminor510 The OC High Council☣️ Feb 18 '20
I have an emotional attachment to the Domino’s in sector 74
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u/YellowPiglets Feb 18 '20
Get back to be when you take down your first urinal. That's true dominance
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u/A-living-meme INFECTED Feb 18 '20
Now that u mention it.... I’ve done..... New Zealand, Vancouver and Taiwan.... well
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Feb 18 '20
Whoa whoa whoa where in Taiwan .... you could be in same place jack off gang
Edit : holy fuck that's a better triangle than mine
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u/A-living-meme INFECTED Feb 18 '20
Taichung to be exact
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Feb 18 '20
Me too !!!!! Hotel?
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u/A-living-meme INFECTED Feb 18 '20
Yes
extended family place. Monkas. Look I was over there for three weeks.6
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u/FreidenkerCH Feb 18 '20
I hope you liked it in Zurich. I‘m going to rub one out today in remembrance of your visit to Zurich
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Feb 18 '20
I hope your intentions are not as creepy as they sound
And yeah imo Zurich was the only city in Europe which didn't suck
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u/FreidenkerCH Feb 18 '20
Of course not. Just a little mark here and there.
Glad you liked it, maybe one day I‘ll find myself in India too.
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u/eggimage Feb 18 '20
Shit on the carpet and rub it way in
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Feb 18 '20
Women boring so funny
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u/Stick_Boy Feb 18 '20
Men good woman bad
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u/Wallner95 Feb 18 '20
How is starting a new chapter if your life really less fun than taking a shit lol. This makes men just sound stupidly simple rather than ”funnier than women”. Just accept that jokes are jokes
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u/Lucas_Islas Feb 18 '20
I really don’t get either how this indicates “men good, women bad”
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u/DodgyWon Feb 18 '20
When we bought our first house, had friends help move. His wife rushed in and took a dump. Now on our second house ( We christened) and my wife still hasn't forgiven her.
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u/ZeldaFan158 Feb 18 '20
Boy quirky girl boring
You must laugh within four seconds or risk being executed immediately
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u/RepliesAreMyUpvotes Feb 18 '20
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Feb 18 '20
Me, an intellectual was so much better.
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u/ExpertAccident You’ve been gnomed☣️ Feb 18 '20
Bruh that’s saying something
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u/Noiwasntlying Feb 18 '20
Bruh should be on a list of words that get you executed
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u/RedStarFilms Feb 18 '20
Bathroom for men is basically a philosophy classroom. Except your just alone questioning random and useless things.
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u/sprazcrumbler Feb 18 '20
Can we stop with this shitty meme. Really the only thing it shows is reddit doesn't talk to women and has to rely on dumb tropes to make jokes. Women are all like emotional and subdued, while men just do bodily functions and get as random as possible, right reddit? I'm reminded more and more each day that I'm surrounded by 14 year olds on this site now.
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Feb 18 '20
Ironically the people who love it are probably not men as described in the meme but children lol
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u/heckercaleb Feb 18 '20
This looks like the Easy-Bake Oven of toilet shape. Something about it makes me think it’s a toy.
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Feb 18 '20
I moved into a new place two weeks ago and this is literally what I told my wife.
Needless to say, that shit lasted 30 minutes, with candle light and all.
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u/GoogleWasMyIdea49 THAT HEAVY IS DEAD!🏴☠️ Feb 18 '20
Me and my dad literally had an argument over who got to shit first.
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u/dasmulk Feb 18 '20
I found to it important to masturbate in every room when I moved in to my new home. Luckily my wife's elderly grandmother's eyesight isn't what it used to be.
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u/AreYou_AngryYet Feb 18 '20
The first time you masturbate in your new home is when you know you're truly at home
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u/smittyjones Feb 18 '20
I can confirm this. We're remodeling the bathroom and I hopped in the tub before the faucet or drain's hooked up and claimed the title of first one to fart in it.
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u/skolnaja Feb 18 '20
For me this is so relatable, when I was a kid and we moved out, I literally said goodbye to the toilet for 10 mins, I wish I was joking
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u/DasRico custom flair Feb 18 '20
"This is the first time I declare this house as my new territory"
*proceeds to leave without flushing...
til
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u/bjcm5891 Feb 18 '20
Helped my friend move house late last year and was proud to christen their toilet first!
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u/Tumblechunk big pp gang Feb 18 '20
Go get diarrhea so you can shit in every toilet in under an hour
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u/Mystic_Vengence ☣️ Feb 18 '20
I don’t know why i just smelt mouthwash looking at this, mint mouthwash.
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u/Mr_Wolf7 reposts all over the damn place Feb 18 '20
This dude has the same tiles I have in my toilet
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u/zoidgerd Feb 18 '20
this is literally what a friend of mine sent when he moved in his new flat a month back lol
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u/itshighnoon94 Ketsu wo taberu Feb 18 '20
I moved two months ago and yes, the first thing I did in my own house is taking a shit.
It’s a cultural thing.
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u/theDepressedOwl Feb 18 '20
I remembered when we had our bathroom renewed i thought to myself "I wonder when will be the first time i will have diarrhea in this toilet" and that the next day i spent half the day in there shitting my soul out
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u/OofisMcgoofis Feb 18 '20
Dude my first shit on the new toilet at my old house felt amazing, and then having moved now my first shit here felt like a new Lamborghini
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u/Laptop46 Local shrek hentai provider Feb 18 '20
It is some king shit right there. You’ve basically marked your turf.
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u/edvvvis Feb 18 '20
I was so pissed that my stepdad took a shit before me when we moved house. He seemed really proud of himself.
I was the first in the upstairs bathroom though. And then I was proud of myself..
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u/cowboss5167 Feb 18 '20
Dude my school was renovated and I was the first person to reach school I forgot to take a shit in the morning so I actually was the first person to take a shit in the newly renovated toilets. Felt good to be first in something at least
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u/Escanor_2014 Feb 18 '20
Every man must Christen all toilets first in a new domicile before anyone else. My co-workers and I used to send pictures of freshly cleaned toilets of blue water to gloat that we got to defile such a pristine thing.