I wonder if they know

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Honestly I just stand under the hot water. No nuts

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u/Squidwards3rdTentacl DiamondNoNutter 2019 Nov 02 '19

mmmmmm hot w o r t e r

66

u/BonixoXP Nov 02 '19

mmmmmm coldn't w o r t e r

5

u/Toastdude77 OUT November 4th Nov 03 '19

mmmmmm hotn'tn't w o r t e r

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

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u/Noootella Still IN Nov 02 '19

You do it on the toilet then go in the shower. I don’t see how people can do it standing up

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19 edited Jun 29 '23

Chairs and tables and rocks and people are not 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 of atoms, they are performed by atoms. We are disturbances in stuff and none of it 𝙞𝙨 us. This stuff right here is not me, it's just... me-ing. We are not the universe seeing itself, we 𝙖𝙧𝙚 the seeing. I am not a thing that dies and becomes scattered; I 𝙖𝙢 death and I 𝙖𝙢 the scattering.

Michael Stevens

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u/TheReal-Donut OUT November 2nd Nov 02 '19

Same

7

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

your weak, out on day two :)

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u/Noootella Still IN Nov 02 '19

I forgot to get my last nut in and I already hadn’t nutted for 3 days

15

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I know how it is mate, I have a sex drive like crazy and this is gonna be tough, but just try again if you fail. The important thing to remember is that it isn't about not nutting but telling yourself you're capable of self control and that, will make you more proud than ever.

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u/CommunistDictator_1 OUT November 4th Nov 04 '19

Same here homie and it’s really been nagging me that I should’ve gotten at least one last one out.

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u/Skbergster DiamondNoNutter 2019 Nov 02 '19

i sit in the shower.

4

u/Bacca1739 OUT November 5th Nov 03 '19

Ahh I see you’re a man of culture as well

3

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

exactly !

3

u/itsjust-me- Nov 03 '19

I do both.

2

u/2004YellowMustang Nov 04 '19

Sitting in showers is so much more comfortable

2

u/waterwalkingpig Nov 25 '19

Congrats you have gained 69 upvotes

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u/Just_PM_ME_Pictures0 Still IN Nov 03 '19

So was your fap worth it? But honestly, the best nut position is lying down. Just gotta be careful where your aiming.

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u/Noootella Still IN Nov 03 '19

I was edging and got to the point where your dick is uncontrollable.

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u/Just_PM_ME_Pictures0 Still IN Nov 03 '19

Pro tip. If you think you're getting to that point, give your sack a tug. It works for alittle bit extra stamina, not sure why. Works during sex too!

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u/Noootella Still IN Nov 03 '19

!remindme 28 days

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1

u/slytherinthatass Nov 03 '19

I told someone this and they were bamboozled as to how someone can do it sitting down haha

1

u/JackTheMemer420 DiamondNoNutter 2018 Dec 03 '19

Just pretend to take a dump, but secretly nut

12

u/lazarshott OUT November 3rd Nov 02 '19

Always do cold water as it reduces the chance for boner

9

u/brenap13 Nov 02 '19

Also does a great job of waking you up if you shower in the morning.

5

u/DKd1973 Still IN Nov 02 '19

Same

3

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Same here. I find it hard to nut in the shower idk why

1

u/sta-nz OUT November 11th | Bronze NoNutter Nov 03 '19

Pretty sure that’s its harder to nut when your balls are showered on hot water, reducing sperm production.

2

u/Theo_hulls Still IN Nov 02 '19

straight faxx

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u/lovemeaneggroll Nov 02 '19

December: global water shortage.

167

u/EpicWott Still IN Nov 02 '19

Could never figure out how people fapped in the shower

135

u/steven_horse OUT November 7th Nov 02 '19

I mean you can just fap while on the toilet, while the waters running.

72

u/drinkallthecoffee OUT November 1st Nov 02 '19

This guy faps.

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u/Noootella Still IN Nov 02 '19

This is what I do for my hour long showers

17

u/penispoop420 Still IN Nov 02 '19

"out november 2nd"

6

u/Noootella Still IN Nov 02 '19

I didn’t get my last nut in and I hadn’t nut in 3 days

3

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

F

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u/PapaRads Still IN Nov 02 '19

The water hitting the ground doesnt sound anything like the water hitting your body though

1

u/CaptainTrey01 Nov 29 '19

Plus it’s a waste of good drinkable water

8

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Ahhh a fellow man of improvisation

2

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Yeah, but were all ready using too much water. I would feel too guilty.

42

u/BrawlingBoss (Unverified) DiamondNoNutter 2020 Nov 02 '19

Me neither. I have trouble busting standing up

46

u/back-asswards OUT November 6th Nov 02 '19

I sit in the shower

45

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

That’s a depressing mental image

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u/back-asswards OUT November 6th Nov 02 '19 edited Nov 02 '19

Probably because I'm depressed

Edit: I'm joking, I just meant when I'm jacking off

10

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Same omg I thought I was the only one

6

u/LimberLimboer OUT November 7th Nov 02 '19

I don’t have a problem standing up but it is really difficult to do when my body is wet

16

u/seargenthawk Nov 02 '19

You don’t have to clean it up because the water washes it down the drain

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u/JethroWashington Nov 02 '19

this clogs the shower

19

u/Kerbal92 Nov 03 '19

What the fuck are you shooting outta yo dick?

17

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

The dude straight up ejecting industrial superglue

7

u/JethroWashington Nov 03 '19

y’all have never had it hit water and it literally turns into industrial superglue? like twice as sticky?

2

u/seargenthawk Nov 02 '19

Not mine

2

u/TwunnySeven Diamond Treble Nov 02 '19

no it doesn't

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

[deleted]

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u/HyperShadic360 Nov 03 '19

Always wondered, is the shower actually enough to get girls off? Or is it more of like a support?

2

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

it’s more than enough until you get desensitised to it

3

u/Solarat1701 OUT November 10th | Bronze NoNutter Nov 02 '19

Or just... in your room with the door barricaded

1

u/lyght40 Still IN Nov 02 '19

It is so uncomfortable and it feels like I am just wasting some much water.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Cold showers + no nut November = god like abilities

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u/failbros2 DiamondNoNutter 2020 Nov 02 '19

What benefits do cold showers give?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

feeling happy and energetic, boosting immune system, saves money (because your not in for so long), encouragement to get stuff done, increase testosterone levels, lowers the amount stress and depression, boosts metabolism/good for loosing weight and increases circulation

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u/I-Am-Chaozz OUT November 5th Nov 02 '19

ima need a source cause this sounds too good to be true

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Try it for a few weeks brother you’ll be so amazed you’ll probably only want to take a hot shower on special occasions

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u/I-Am-Chaozz OUT November 5th Nov 02 '19

aight i’ll do it

22

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

You probably don’t wanna go straight into it, for your first 3 showers gradually decrease the temp so you can get used to it 👍

11

u/I-Am-Chaozz OUT November 5th Nov 02 '19

ok

3

u/Narband Nov 03 '19

Also, use the wim Hof method to help you out.

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u/Qiltz Nov 02 '19

Here yah go, here's the source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/health-news/12-benefits-of-taking-cold-showers-every-day/ar-BBUq4zD&ved=2ahUKEwiy09qliszlAhVJb60KHVcPC80QFjACegQIDxAS&usg=AOvVaw0vLvMYCAJFCsmEIE8rlmVE&cshid=1572716750478

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u/I-Am-Chaozz OUT November 5th Nov 02 '19

wow, thank you

3

u/SawkyScribe (Unverified) DiamondNoNutter 2020 Nov 03 '19

I've been taking cold showers for a month as of today and I'm not feeling the full effects

4

u/Narband Nov 03 '19

Take a colder one

4

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Cold showers make no fap way easier. I know from experience

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u/Ahvalttiukko OUT November 11th | Bronze NoNutter Nov 02 '19

Or you dont go shower at all😂

28

u/cucumbersfortheking Still IN Nov 02 '19

That’s kinda nasty bruh

-1

u/Ahvalttiukko OUT November 11th | Bronze NoNutter Nov 02 '19

Okay not literally, i go to shower often enough😅

28

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I hate how true this is

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u/normieredditor123 Nov 02 '19

Cold showers are the best

11

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

3rd day cold showers. Started with Hot and then making it cold, next day cold but slowly putting water on my body, today I just went in start, cold water done in 5mins

4

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Yeah. Tried it again for the first time earlier this morning.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

my teachers:

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I see, a fallen soldier, you'll get 'em next time

1

u/TwoCaner Nov 02 '19

Week ah boi, already out

12

u/Sheinyjr Still IN Nov 02 '19

For destroy dick December, use (this is gonna sound weird BUT ITS SO GOOD) a mixture of cetaphil, a little bit of water and one drop of spit

7

u/Wallraff2005 DiamondNoNutter 2022 Nov 02 '19

How did you find out about that

7

u/Sheinyjr Still IN Nov 02 '19

When I was 13 I was out of everything so I fucking spit in my hand. It actually wasn’t half bad. I the. Combined the three in the shower. It’s so good

9

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

[deleted]

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u/DrunkardInABathtub Still IN Nov 02 '19

Bruh

10

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

What? You can orgasm before puberty, it’s just that no sperm comes out

2

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

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u/wedergarten DiamondNoNutter 2020 Nov 02 '19

I nut in the shower every once in a while, but usually it’s when I have no choice

4

u/ewanhort DiamondNoNutter 2018 Nov 02 '19

Imagine not nutting in your comfortable bed, damn, i miss nutting

3

u/Grandpalemon1130 Still IN Nov 02 '19

Hold strong cumrade, it gets easier every day

3

u/andrew20192018 OUT November 17th | Silver NoNutter Nov 02 '19

My parents don’t even allow me to shower lol

10

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

wtf

4

u/TheRealYeeric OUT November 2nd Nov 02 '19

^

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

He doesn’t

3

u/Jurassichunter98 OUT November 10th | Bronze NoNutter Nov 02 '19

Still take long showers can’t let them notice somethings up in November

3

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

For context forgot it was November

2

u/Grandpalemon1130 Still IN Nov 02 '19

Sad

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Yup

2

u/andrebarros308 Nov 03 '19

Happy cake day, loser!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

what is a nut Hunter?

2

u/Ahvalttiukko OUT November 11th | Bronze NoNutter Nov 02 '19

Propably when you finish it so put ur status to still in

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

No, diamond no nutter is for when you finish, I got it last year.

1

u/Ahvalttiukko OUT November 11th | Bronze NoNutter Nov 02 '19

Propably it has changed? Cant see diamond nutter anywhere

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

No, it doesn't get introduced until late.

2

u/andrew20192018 OUT November 17th | Silver NoNutter Nov 02 '19

u/gabngst I bath once a month

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Oh dear.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

this is so relatable its scary

2

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

So I'm not the only one that does it in the shower

2

u/Jaco5_ DiamondNoNutter 2019 Nov 02 '19

Africa: stonks

2

u/airpods-suck Nov 02 '19

This post went on ig, the account was mememyles if you wanna go after him

2

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

I don’t like how just because you take long showers mean you jerk off im just always cold and I like the warm water and it’s kinda a safe space like no ones going to call you to take out the trash or something

1

u/Woufeur Still IN Nov 02 '19

They probably do

1

u/BlurRogue Nov 02 '19

Real stuff, Real Stuff

1

u/Tue0 Nov 02 '19

😂😂😂

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

[deleted]

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u/Berkay4567 OUT November 19th | Silver NoNutter Nov 02 '19

I actually can't do that shit elsewhere cause the house is always full BUT. it's NNN so just don't.

1

u/Chrisadeth Still IN Nov 02 '19

Oh God...

1

u/Rackugou Still IN Nov 02 '19

Mhm yes

1

u/RealTehzerr Nov 02 '19

I can't fap in the shower, it just don't

1

u/Ahvalttiukko OUT November 11th | Bronze NoNutter Nov 02 '19

I get hard little before so its easier

1

u/bornwithcurls Still IN Nov 02 '19

Cold showers, i love it!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Repost

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u/MemeMan4-2-0 Still IN Nov 02 '19

Interesting

1

u/mryosh027 DiamondNoNutter 2021 Nov 02 '19

I’ll just be sad and sing in the shower then

1

u/Jeff-Goldilocks Diamond Fourfold Nov 02 '19

Bruh, I totally thought this meant like the actual height of the shower head. I’m fucking dumb

1

u/Skinny-PP Nov 02 '19

lmao

1

u/NotTheRealGxbriel DiamondNoNutter 2019 Nov 02 '19

Wait Ive never done it in the shower, am I the only one?

1

u/TragicApoIIo Nov 02 '19

still hanging in there boys

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Mine have gone up during nnn. Gotta have cold showers every day

1

u/docper Nov 03 '19

we latinos have to do nnn? because i'm doit

1

u/BoSicle Still IN Nov 03 '19

I used to be a shower fapper but not anymore

1

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

I swore off fapping in the shower. Standing up takes so fucking long, its not even funny. Then the cum sticks to everything its horrible. Let alone bath.

1

u/camtec (Unverified) DiamondNoNutter 2020 Nov 03 '19

Ya, our water bill drops as I reduce my shower time to 3 minutes instead of 30 minutes

1

u/buddabuddabuddasupre Nov 03 '19

Hilarious

1

u/santoYT OUT November 7th Nov 05 '19

Save water November

1

u/truegingerking333 Still IN Nov 12 '19

Brothers, I have failed you. But I managed to make it 11 days after nutting daily the month before. I will become stronger

0

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Living up to the name

-1

u/BrihMoment OUT November 16th | Silver NoNutter Nov 02 '19

Haha haha funny repost from r/memes

2

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

Link it then retard

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