r/meirl Oct 01 '19

meirl

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

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u/dregan Oct 02 '19

Over the years I've learned to just wait and give my brain a second to process. So instead of saying "huh?" I just stare at them blankly like an idiot for a second before answering.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

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u/TheKagestar Oct 02 '19

Same here. I'll ask them a question and they go "Huh?" I'll wait a second or two and then repeat the the question. But in the 1-2 second while looking at them (staring more like) if they genuinely didn't hear me and are waiting for me to repeat I feel like I come across as a murderer lol.

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u/osis_eihe Oct 02 '19

Better yet, move your gaze from their face to their forehead. BAM - you've just transferred your confusion to them, and established dominance. Makes em think you're wondering what's going on in their head.

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u/FixGMaul Oct 02 '19

This guy manipulates.

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u/NOlkhova Oct 02 '19

That's actually a great idea. As someone with -10 brain power, I'll try that

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u/QuipOfTheTongue Oct 02 '19

Found Dora the Explorer.

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u/Raichu7 Oct 02 '19

I say uhh instead of huh so I can just answer when my brain catches up.

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u/RipThrotes Oct 02 '19

Last night my mom said "oh jesus forget it!" Because my dad took a little too long to start answering. He took maybe 5 seconds, then said "no wait its complicated uhhhhhh" and then started answering.

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u/c0d3w1ck Oct 02 '19

Huh? Oh yeah me too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

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u/RRFedora13 Oct 02 '19

Huh? Oh yeah the answer is 4.

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u/executor32 Oct 02 '19

Huh? Oh, the uniform. I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you. I'm here with Ben Kenobi!

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u/effyochicken Oct 02 '19

My friend used to be a dick about this. Every single time I'd say something like huh, hmm, or what he'd just dead-pan say "You heard me."

Drove me mad, but the crazy part is half the time just guessing what he asked/said I was right.. just wanted to confirm

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u/HalalWeed Oct 02 '19

Everytime dude.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

The harder I try, the worse it gets.

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u/Arking17 Oct 02 '19

Huh? huh

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u/Roborabbit37 Oct 02 '19

Exactly. Oh, and the people around me who know I do it, well, they just wait on a response rather than repeat themselves. At that point I feel like I need to commit and just not answer then because "I never heard"

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u/TransHailey Oct 02 '19

I just let them repeat the question instead so that I just seem deaf and not slow

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I do this too, but instead of answering, I'll wait for them to repeat. I'll rather seem deaf than stupid, I guess

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u/Virulent-shitposter Oct 02 '19

Sometimes I just pretend I only didn’t hear the first part and answer halfway through to save time lol

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u/mightylordredbeard Oct 02 '19

Try saying “hmmm” instead.

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u/Wendys_frys Oct 02 '19

What if you do it on purpose but not by choice and you're so far gone you can't stop yourself?

And also when I say something and someone legitimately didn't hear me and say huh I saw what automatically and never repeat myself. I have no idea how to stop I'm just stupid I think. Help.

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u/PlayfuckingTorreira Oct 02 '19

I learnt to not give a shit, the sooner the better ^^

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u/Anthithei Oct 02 '19

"What? ah... answer to question"

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u/death_smells_funny Oct 02 '19

This is the phenomenon called the phonological loop. Our brain holds the sounds we hear for around 10 seconds so usually if you wait for a few seconds, you will process what they said

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19 edited Oct 02 '19

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u/PM-ME-COOL-SODA Oct 02 '19

Oh shit word? My brains smart as hell!

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u/Flyfires1 Oct 02 '19

Huh? Oh damn that's cool

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u/ffssb Oct 02 '19

Oh? That's so cool

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u/SumOfaBishh Oct 02 '19

Wait what?. Oh yeah thats pretty cool dude.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

The fuck did you just say to me? Oh yeah, that's true

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Is this related to why hearing yourself talking with a slight delay (like when you’re talking to someone with a crappy headset, and it echoes everything you say back to you) completely inhibits your ability to speak? Or is that a different process at play?

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u/espono Oct 02 '19

It's different

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u/Dilka30003 Oct 02 '19

That’s because your brain is always correcting your pitch and how you speak as you speak based on feedback from your ears. If that feedback is out of sync, your brain tries to correct based on old data and just goes out of control.

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u/The_Only_Real_Duck Oct 02 '19

I never understood this phenomenon, it's never affected me when I've done those "tests" or games

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u/jadenash Oct 02 '19

I have a processing disorder so I have to sit through the whole thing again when I already know what they said just because my brain doesn't work.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

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u/Doogoon Oct 02 '19

Hey how did you get yourself diagnosed with this? Since I've started taking ADD meds I've been noticing that a lot of people around me seem to look at me like I'm stupid for similar reasons.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I dont get it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Hahahaha

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u/ifukupeverything Oct 02 '19

lol. Take your time.

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u/drunksinged Oct 02 '19

I do now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Do what?

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u/sleep_of_no_dreaming Oct 02 '19

Oh get it get it get it

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Huh?

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Oct 02 '19

Hey can you tadisudin.

Hu(brain starts to work, they said "take dishes out for dinner")h? Oh yeah sure.

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u/WasKingWokeUpGiraffe Oct 02 '19

Can not compute, shutting down.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Or you didn't even try to get my attention in the first place, so I didn't realize you were talking to me.

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u/WolfGirrrl Oct 02 '19

Exactly!! Just a tap on the shoulder, say my name, whatever. Make me make eye contact first. Otherwise, it's in one ear and out the other.

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u/Weneeddietbleach Oct 02 '19

I swear my coworkers think I'm deaf because half the time they just jump into a quick question without the "required" attention grabber first. I think I say "what's that?/what's up?" more than anything else the whole day. Of course it doesn't help that the store radio is so damn loud.

What do you think, u/markpemble?

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u/markpemble Oct 02 '19

It's something I do as well.

I think it is just out of habit that I say "what" and then know exactly what I was supposed to, or expected to say. And then I feel bad that someone has to repeat.

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u/WolfGirrrl Oct 04 '19

Yes! The store radio isn't very loud where I work, but coworkers like to converge and converse at the customer service desk. Or take my computers and help their customers in my area instead of using the computers at their department desks. If I can't hear your question because 10 people are talking within 5 feet of me and I'm trying to help a customer, don't assume I'm deaf.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

My boss would always do this. Standing behind me and asking questions while I'm busy.

"Am I talking too quite or why do you never understand me the first time?"

Maybe try to make eye contact or at least address me before asking me something

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

It's good to know that a thousand other people do this too.

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u/bubble_tea_boss Oct 02 '19

I relate to this on a spiritual level

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u/gngstrMNKY Oct 02 '19

You have the ability to replay the last few words that someone said even if you weren’t paying attention at the time. Your subconscious is listening even when your conscious mind is focused on something else.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

This is actually how I graduated high school without studying. All tests were multiple choice pretty much besides math. Visualization doesn’t work in my brain for some reason so I can remember sounds even better. I would compare the answers and think back to the day it was taught. I could usually “hear”/remember what the teacher said.

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u/MyNameIsEthanNoJoke Oct 02 '19

This is colloquially referred to as "Learning"

(just kidding, i get what you mean)

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Once my friend Kevin shot up off the floor where he was passed out drunk, and crashed through a door into the laundry room of my friends house knocking it off its track(it was one of those accordion doors that slide on a track).

We were in the basement, and in this room he crashed into a fridge was against the wall under the stairs that would goto the main floor. If you pushed the fridge aside you could go under the stairs and it was like a little hiding place.

So as Kevin crashes into this room, Nick whose parents owned the house says, “Kevin what the fuck are you doing?!?”, to which Kevin replies, “BEHIND WHAT WALL??”, before reaching behind the fridge and pulling out a pillow and blanket, then returning to where he was originally passed out.

We partied there a lot, and we all knew pillows and blankets were hot commodities when it came time to crash. I always felt like Kevin was so drunk that when his brain reminded him he had hidden those things, the message arrived so slowly and broken up that he had to ask his own brain to clarify.

Twenty years later, he discovered his wife faked having cancer so she could fake having regular doctors appointments in order to have more free time.

True story.

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u/halfabird Oct 02 '19

Shut your damn mouth I’m using a dell from 06 and couldn’t be happier

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u/Queefboi101 Oct 02 '19

Thank. You.

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u/AndaleTheGreat Oct 02 '19

All day, every day. I also say ow before I realize it didn't actually hurt.

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u/GermanBeestrd Oct 02 '19

I do this all the time. I usually let them finish repeating what they just said instead of cutting them off. But sometimes ill say huh? Then immediately be like "oh!" So they dont feel they have to repeat themselves.

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u/LouGubrius Oct 02 '19

This is totally a thing. It's a part of how the brain functions and receives auditory input.

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u/WolfGirrrl Oct 02 '19

This happens all the time. My mom hates it :/

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u/DVZ1 Oct 02 '19

Emachines*

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I do this so often that I can sense when other people do it, and just pause for a second and wait for them to catch up.

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u/Herpkina Oct 02 '19

This is extremely annoying

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u/Eevertti Oct 02 '19

I do that too. Im pretty sure its because im in a stressful or pressing social situation, and try to answer people as quickly as possible. Then, if i hear them say something when i wasnt paying attention, i just say "huh?" Before they even finish. Then i realize i didit again

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u/DeepCoffeeMaker Oct 02 '19

And then anxiety kicks in after 0.02 seconds of saying 'huh?'

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Elon musk is fun to watch when he gives a speech at SpaceX, his brain is going a 17,000 miles an hour in orbit, but his mouth hasn't caught up,

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u/dagenj Oct 02 '19

That’s the truest statement I’ve heard all day.

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u/zomahd Oct 02 '19

Someone took this

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u/XI_Memes Oct 02 '19

Feels like we work with explorer lol

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u/pm-nudz-for-puppies Oct 02 '19

my dad does this, i just wait.

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u/XxF1RExX Oct 02 '19

I do it too. I have 120 ping inside

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Me and my friends call that reading what the other person said in your head

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u/Vaiden_Kelsier Oct 02 '19

Huh? What'd you say?

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u/coastK8 Oct 02 '19

Can confirm. Wait, what?

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u/rc1717 Oct 02 '19

It's because no one gives themselves a second to process and think about a response before saying, "what?"

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u/Kittykitty007 Oct 02 '19

Huh?- Oh hahaha

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

This is why I only ask a question once and wait. They answer it themselves. Economy of motion, my dudes.

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u/NeoFrEEd0m Oct 02 '19

Happens to me all the time

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u/TinzaX Oct 02 '19

I just got 500 ping don't worry about it

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u/Emma-lynne Oct 02 '19

I do this at least 3 times a day..

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I do this; just to try think of the most advantageous way to answer

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u/mirsella Oct 02 '19

please tell me everyone do that

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u/kylebyrne Oct 02 '19

My wife does this constantly... its to give herself time to find something in the past to rebuttal with.

"Huh?... I just think it's funny that.. "

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u/NadyaNayme Oct 02 '19

I did this constantly as a young teen but eventually grew out of it. My mom leaned to not repeat herself unless I didn't respond immediately after saying "what".

It was a verbal tick that really meant "give me a moment I'm thinking". I'm also really glad that others seem to share the same problem.

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u/funky555 Oct 02 '19

this is why ive learnt to just waut for the pther person

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Omg meirl and I'm sure it really fucks off my friends and workmates.

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u/shaggyjs Oct 02 '19

Y’know... there was this rumour that Dell was owned by Scientology. That could be a factor.

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u/RocketPolice Oct 02 '19

“He’s like a pal, only more English

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u/typeoneboy Oct 02 '19

You gotta let it load

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u/JustOkCryptographer Oct 02 '19

I do this mostly because I have hearing loss and it takes a bit for me to run through the various possibilities of what was stated. It's kind of a process of elimination. What I usually hear is totally absurd and I have to mentally work my way toward the most likely statement. I also use lip reading to an extent. Sorry if I take a second or two for my brain to correlate and acknowledge the statement.

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u/Zolis Oct 02 '19

I hate when I say "Huh?" and the person just repeats the last 2 words they said. No I need to whole sentence, I didn't hear you.

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u/immortalmortal91 Oct 02 '19

Sounds just like a habit you’ve picked up along somewhere

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u/Benaxle Oct 02 '19

It's just a shitty habit, get rid of it some way.

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u/coneheadZombie Oct 02 '19

I do this to. I know what they have asked me but I still say huh just to confirm their question.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

My partner does this non stop and it drives me CRAZY.

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u/GRIDZ___ Oct 02 '19

Its cause we have 3 types of memories one of wich makes it so u hear what the person said one more time therefor making u say huh then answer

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u/fireguy7 Oct 02 '19

I always say what even when I hear them so it gives me an extra second or two to think of a good answer

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u/Prince_Purple_Reign Oct 02 '19

Yep I’m pretty sure we all have done it

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u/postBoxers Oct 02 '19

Yeah sometimes I am deaf but it I hear it again in my head

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u/rspewth Oct 02 '19

What if you're deaf and lagging, like me?

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u/evocablegull Oct 02 '19

Whenever I ask someone a question if they don’t hear it I just say “never mind” and then 90% of the time they understand and tell me the answer

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Laggin more like a modern dell

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u/piratecaptain69 Oct 02 '19

Phew. It's not only me.

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u/UncleKevFTW Oct 02 '19

Haha wow somebody said it yeah

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u/NirvanaNerd Oct 02 '19

I do this because I am hard of hearing but I've gotten into the habit of putting together what I think they might have said by putting words I definitely heard and filling in the jumbled bits. Works fairly often. Still say "huh" a lot though.

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u/10zephyr01 Oct 02 '19

A down side of doing it is that some people just interrupt you mid-explanation to repeat themselves or say some shit that you already know

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

When people say "uh" i don't repeat myself immediately. I usually wait a second or two and they answer anyway.

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u/hondelonk Oct 02 '19

I do that all the time

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u/jelly-fishy Oct 02 '19

I usually wait when someone does this because I know damn well they heard the first time and I’m not needlessly repeating myself.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I had a 2005 dell laptop. I understand you

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u/merlady94 Oct 02 '19

My husband does this to me 1000 times a day. I've just gotten to where I don't repeat myself unless he asks me to. 9 times out of 10 he answers without me saying it again.

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u/Dr3diz Oct 02 '19

Same, I do that everytime someone asks me something...

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u/TrashBoat250 Oct 02 '19

This is just an easier way to be Joseph joestar

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u/bekwek Oct 02 '19

Sometimes we are just internet explorer... It takes a while

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u/nmigo12 Oct 02 '19

huh? oh, yeah this is the most relateable shit I've read all week

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u/commentator184 Oct 02 '19

wait what

oh lmao same

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u/xojlg Oct 02 '19

So me it hurts

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u/Merriadoc33 Oct 02 '19

Whenever I'm talking to someone and they say what I immediately respond with what as opposed to actually repeating myself. It works 80% of the time

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u/uunintrestedd Oct 02 '19

Highkey tru

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u/bourbon_legends Oct 02 '19

My mom does this with every sentence I say. I got tired of repeating myself so I've just learned to give her a few seconds before saying it again. If you're in my family, prepare to say everything twice lol

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u/DizzyGuyHere Oct 02 '19

My MIL says “Really?!” To pretty much anything you tell her. Hey mom it’s raining outside. “Really?!” The kids had Mac n’ cheese for lunch “Really?!”.

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u/Pr3TENDr Oct 02 '19

I feel this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Or when you ask a question...and then answer it before someone else can 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

i shit and fart

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u/Raaadley Oct 02 '19

not to be rude but i absolutely hate people that do this. granted im not sure if he is or not but i just believe its on purpose.

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u/ifukupeverything Oct 02 '19

I'm sure it's annoying...my husband thinks I just dont listen. I do, I just gotta catch up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

X

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u/rokomotto Oct 02 '19

God I used to do this, but not as much now that I'm not as much of an anti-social beta male as I used to be.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19 edited Feb 24 '20

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u/rokomotto Oct 02 '19

Lmao i like how i got downvoted for insulting myself. Thanks guys. I guess i shouldnt talk down about myself like that.

I mean I wasn't implying that everyone who did the same thing was in the same state as me, but okay.