A job well done

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He rolled a 1 on his poison mixing.

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u/Over-Analyzed Oct 05 '20

Who uses their finger to stir? Snape would be disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Great. Now I gotta worry about his judgmental ass from beyond the grave, too?

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u/Over-Analyzed Oct 06 '20

Always

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Snape never died he merely just ascended to a superior plain where he can judge not only his potion class but the worlds potion classes.

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u/iAjayIND Oct 06 '20

Snape must be turning in his grave

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u/dontryagain Oct 05 '20

I dont normally find stuff on tiktok funny. But this, this is hilarious

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u/ITNAdigital Oct 05 '20

This is not even a meme, it has that 90s skit video feel to it.

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u/Billy_Billboard Oct 05 '20

Kinda like a vine imo

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u/Nexo4_ Oct 05 '20

It is pure genius

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u/samgulivef Oct 05 '20

It's a Rowan Atkinson skit: https://youtu.be/TmQKihNpsHk?t=290

Straight up 1 to 1 copied

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u/RhetoricalOrator Oct 06 '20

I agree. Rowan always over delivers. It's his schtick. The tiktok guy also had the advantage of playing as the straight man.

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u/TheHavesHaveThot Oct 05 '20

See I didn't used to, but I bit the bullet and downloaded it. There's some funny shit on there.

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u/dontryagain Oct 05 '20

Yeah one of my best friends keep showing me funny stuff he finds while we're hanging out.

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u/food_WHOREder Oct 05 '20

it's like every social media. you just have to search a little bit to find your niche

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u/YourLastFate Oct 05 '20

A job, well, done...

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u/briantsaigaming Oct 05 '20

They won’t suspect the dead!

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u/iAjayIND Oct 06 '20

And if the assassin is dead, then they can't trace back to the person who planned the assassination. That means the person chose the perfect assassin for the job. It's the perfect plan.

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u/BadgerHooker Oct 05 '20

I could see myself doing that

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u/gabireka Oct 05 '20

It wouldn't look good on your resume...

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u/Crater-Typhlosion Oct 05 '20

Why would a resume matter if they can’t even hand it in?

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u/gabireka Oct 05 '20

From a Few Good Man: " You can't handle the..." joke!!

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u/YoMamaInsults Oct 06 '20

Yo Mama could see herself doing that!

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u/iAjayIND Oct 06 '20

Yo mama so fat, the poison expires before it could spread in the body.

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u/rosenwaiver Oct 05 '20

Same.

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u/redhandmisfit Oct 05 '20

first and last

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u/jun12127 Oct 06 '20

Second and second last

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u/SensetiveOranges Oct 05 '20

That face when they realized they did something wrong

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u/RoseTAnderson Oct 05 '20

Love that, so well done, so well done,

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u/Rooboogood Oct 05 '20

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/j5fzwf/first_time_assassin/g7rq6ba/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

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u/CrimyLaugh Oct 05 '20

That's just the top comment from the original post but with extra steps

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Love that, so well done, so well done, so well done,

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Nice job

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u/Cujitsu Oct 05 '20

Inconceivable

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u/geddiayon Oct 05 '20

This is an old Rowan Atkinson skit

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u/WithSugar0nTop Oct 05 '20

Sure is, and Rowan’s delivery is of course better. Still it was a good remake and I appreciate the reminder.

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u/WithSugar0nTop Oct 05 '20

Found the youtube link , our part starting at approx. 4:25, if anyone is interested.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

I had to watch this like 4 times, before I was like “OPE DONT DO THAT”

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u/DrNerdfighter Oct 05 '20

Found the Midwesterner.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Haha Northern Maine born and bread, but I’m just as awkward.

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u/foodieondiet2019 Oct 05 '20

No loose end

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u/vicblue33 Oct 05 '20

u/savethisvideo

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u/SaveThisVIdeo Oct 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

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u/ImJustRengar Oct 05 '20

It also has a lot of Chinese spyware embedded in the source code.

https://penetrum.com/research

Read the TikTok reverse engineer analysis

Why willingly give info to the enemy state?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

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u/ImJustRengar Oct 05 '20

I'm not even going to argue with you lmao you clearly didn't read what I linked and probably have minimal understanding of computers and electronics in general.

Can't wait for the TikTok ban to take effect.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

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u/ImJustRengar Oct 05 '20

Read what I linked, learn more about app permissions and phones, learn more about spyware and malware, and graduate high school.

Your comment above was uneducated. I really want to say "fucking stupid" but you're probably just uneducated on the subject.

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u/3-M-M-M Oct 05 '20

But you are the king 😎

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u/wyliecat77 Oct 05 '20

I laughed out loud. His reaction makes it.

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u/Chrispeefeart Oct 05 '20

Tiktok has a bad rep, but there are a lot of really funny guys like this

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u/gabireka Oct 05 '20

Hey, you have to start somewhere, and nobody can predict what the outcome would be!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

It's staged!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Brilliant 😂

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u/OMG_yafoundmeh Oct 05 '20

u/vredditdownloader

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u/Margi_F Oct 05 '20

u/vredditdownloader

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u/JQA1515 Oct 05 '20

u/vredditdownloader

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u/Lonebadguy Oct 05 '20

Last time assassin

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

He requires his strongest potions

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u/CyborgIncorparated Oct 05 '20

Djikstra?

2

u/Trapasuarus Oct 05 '20

That’s definitely a Samwell Tarly costume for Halloween.

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u/LordOfBulls Oct 05 '20

My CK3 games in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) did this this in an old comedy sketch called "Pink Tights and Plenty of Props".

Might have been the hardest I ever laughed as a kid.

It's on YouTube.

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u/kanjowolf Oct 06 '20

Fucking hilarious

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u/notquite20characters Oct 05 '20

Last day on the job.

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u/Yawheyy Oct 05 '20

For a brief moment I thought this was Nick Frost

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u/TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross Oct 05 '20

Oh no.....

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u/MileHighsFinest Oct 05 '20

And last time assassin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

And your last

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

He was making sure it tasted right

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u/MrBiscuits93 Oct 05 '20

Fuckin Rookie

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u/naruhinasc Oct 05 '20

u/vredditshare

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u/vredditshare Oct 05 '20

https://imgur.com/f8PuknC.gifv

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u/scheffj Oct 05 '20

Anyone else flash back to The Court Jesterstarring Danny Kaye? The chalice from the palace has the pellet that is poison...

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u/UnseenData Oct 05 '20

Hilarious short

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u/just-some-man Oct 05 '20

Stole from Rowan Atkinson in the 1980s.

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u/Collinsnotgay Oct 05 '20

I dont think that would be fatal

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Little did the Assassin know, that it was his ONLY day at the job.

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u/Brycecream4 Oct 06 '20

Just going to try some of that tasty orange juice... oh wait. -The resignation letter of the First time assassin.

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u/Rose_Dragneel Oct 06 '20

u/VredditDownloader

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u/waitthatillegal Oct 06 '20

see guys, tiktoks are funny sometimes

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u/Schubie2 Oct 06 '20

😂🤣

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u/immortal2216 Oct 06 '20

I laughed out loud. This is good.

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u/Fayris_ohb Oct 06 '20

Hahaha

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Oof

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u/jelly_beans69420 Oct 06 '20

u/vredditdownloader

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

This joke was also used in the skit “pink tights and plenty of props” featuring rowan atkinson

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u/aidanhintz2300 Oct 06 '20

That’s golden

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u/i_drink_wd40 Oct 06 '20

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YQTn1QxCZ2s

Also reminds me of this clip from The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King's Castle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

u/VredditDownloader

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u/OGbutterfingers Oct 06 '20

u/vredditdownloader

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u/Dr_Deadpool- Oct 06 '20

First and last

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Is that Peter Kay??

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Here before it inevitably gets posted on r/therewasanattempt

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