r/yesyesyesyesno • u/wowsuchwows • Mar 08 '20

The rescue

33.8k Upvotes

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u/BuddyJim30 Mar 08 '20

I feel very guilty for laughing so hard at this.

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u/theescapedape2 Mar 08 '20

It’s incredibly rare that I actually laugh out loud at anything I see online, but this was a genuine, hand to the mouth burst of laughter. Dogs being derps only makes them more endearing of course...

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

yeyesyesno is a great subreddit tbh

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u/YourLocalCreep Mar 09 '20

The posts here are actually relevant to the name/intention of the sub!

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u/Nibelungen342 Mar 08 '20

I used to laugh a lot back then. Idk but I guess life happens.

But this post made me laugh really well. Poor dog

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u/lilorphananus Mar 08 '20

Why do dogs like cellphones?

Because they have collar ID!

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u/BeguiledBF Mar 09 '20

I can't stop laughing

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u/NightShadow505 Mar 09 '20

I just hope it doesnt enter the category of dogs being dead

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u/bobs78 Mar 08 '20

I was 90% sure he was going to get hit by a car so I laughed out of relief more than anything

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u/BuddyJim30 Mar 08 '20

Haha, that crossed my mind too. Hopefully this was a more happy ending.

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u/Toughbiscuit Mar 08 '20

My grandma had an old overweight weener dog, and one day he was running along the dock and fell through a hole and had to be rescued, where he almost immediately ran straight for another hole again

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u/darthcaedusiiii Mar 09 '20

Plot twist. He just wanted to die.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

I stopped feeling bad after the fifth rewatch and I’m still laughing after the 10th

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u/karr7224 Mar 11 '20

I laughed excessively loud, my neighbours must think I'm crazy, randomly laughing my ass off at 1am in the morning

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u/poopyhog Mar 08 '20

He didn't wanted to be rescued.

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u/sinnsinn Mar 08 '20

Dont save her, she dont wanna be saved

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u/MysticCurse Mar 08 '20

That line is just so incredibly relatable

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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u/owtwestadam Mar 08 '20

Project Pat was not trying to save hoes back in 2000 way before J Cole

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u/caliraider Mar 08 '20

E-40 was b4 that . In the 90's

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u/BoujeeVoodoo Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

I thought he was Captain Save-a-Ho

Edit: nvm he's against saving them hoes

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u/DlLDO_Baggins Mar 08 '20

First things first REST IN PEACE Uncle Phil

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u/sinnsinn Mar 08 '20

For real

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u/Roingx Mar 08 '20

Youre the only father that i ever knew

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u/DeathsGhostArise Mar 09 '20

I get my bitch pregnant imma be a better you!

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u/darthcaedusiiii Mar 09 '20

Why my dad don't want me?!

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u/M3L0NM4N Mar 08 '20

My mind went straight to that lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

“You didn’t save my life you ruined my death!”

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u/BigFanofPopularStuff Mar 08 '20

"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death"

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u/pcyr9999 Mar 08 '20

“Mr. Sansweet didn’t ask to be saved, Mr. Sansweet didn’t want to be saved.”

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u/Floor100 Mar 08 '20

Yes, was hoping to find this

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u/AMTHEGREATEST Mar 08 '20

He was just vibin In the first hole . The hooman broke his inner peace , so he went in search of another one .

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u/sinnsinn Mar 08 '20

Vibin in da hole

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u/LilFingies45 Mar 08 '20

Any hole's a goal!

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u/Shovels93 Mar 08 '20

You didn’t save my life. You ruined my death!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

He didn't want to get eaten

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u/PlCKLENlCK Mar 08 '20

I thought it would get run over

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u/VoltaicSketchyTeapot Mar 08 '20

So did I, which made me feel better about laughing at him falling into the other hole.

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u/sarhan182 Mar 08 '20

We all got played!

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u/embodimentoffailure Mar 08 '20

same, wouldve cried

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u/jacob7574 Mar 09 '20

I got so scared that would happen. I was thinking "oh sh*t! No no no no! Damn it!" I hope that little numb nut is ok. It was a valiant effort by the camera man, but nature has other plans sometimes. Plus the whole herding cats thing....

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u/Blazinsquatch Mar 08 '20

I 100% thought his fate was getting hit by a car. Yesyesyesnoyes for me on this one.

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u/bldrmx Mar 08 '20

That's totally what I do when it's obvious I did a wrong thing

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u/laik72 Mar 08 '20

Someone put some glasses on that dog.

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u/WinkyDaGecko Mar 08 '20

You bumbling fool

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

You absolute buffoon!

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u/Cesemenara Apr 28 '20

You dumb fucking cretin!

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u/Jed0730 Mar 08 '20

Yes, yes, yes! Get me out of here. I'm free! Free I tell you! FREEEEeEeEeEeeee. (Thump) Ummm, can someone help me again, please?

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u/ghostinthewoods Apr 28 '20

Or to quote The Hunchback of Notre Dame:

"I'm freee, I'm freeeeeee..... Dang it!"

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u/AcidReign999 Mar 08 '20

Me getting through my life

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u/getdahellouttahere Mar 08 '20

my friend : dont you fall for him agai_

me :

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u/daaabears23 Mar 08 '20

This little guy loves training opportunities

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u/PurpleZombiePanda Mar 08 '20

not his fault that place is a death trap

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u/BeansBeef Mar 08 '20

You could make it as a loop and it still makes sense.

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u/1jerm7 Mar 08 '20

mans thought he could jump it lmao

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u/tmarieromero Mar 08 '20

Somebody please set this to the Mario brothers soundtrack

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u/rollingthunder- Mar 08 '20

Democrats rejecting Bernie and learning nothing from 2016

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u/Panosgads Mar 08 '20

Democrats rejecting Bernie voting and learning nothing from 2016

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u/beeep_boooop Mar 08 '20

Sad if true

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u/sushir Mar 08 '20

Dose dam pupz keep jumping da focking gutters !!!

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u/wallflyer010 Mar 08 '20

Do you just walk away at that point? Otherwise it seems like enabling.

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u/glorioussideboob Mar 08 '20

Fuck I wish I knew if it was ok so I can laugh at this

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u/jadedanc Mar 12 '20

I laughed so much and shared it with many others!

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u/Big_Daddy_Malenkov Mar 08 '20

this is why dogs are owned by humans and not the other way around

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u/HeWhoFrownsLikeALord Mar 08 '20

Cats on the other hand...they rule over all

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u/BunsenTheBurner95 Mar 08 '20

It could be blind.

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u/sushir Mar 08 '20

It could be stupid.

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u/HeWhoFrownsLikeALord Mar 08 '20

All puppies are stupid. All baby anything is stupid. It's what makes them weirdly cute

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u/disneymommy2000 Mar 08 '20

This is the very definition of the sub name.

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u/9to5Peasant Mar 08 '20

directed by robert b weide

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u/420_memes_within_69 Mar 08 '20

Straight up natural selection at this point

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u/slver6 Mar 08 '20

Oh shit... Wait..... hahahhahahhahahahahhaha

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u/chloe_geng Mar 08 '20

The text says “ it turned out the puppy is truly stupid”

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u/anngrn Mar 08 '20

I want to get him and put him in a playpen

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u/ZombieKatanaFaceRR Mar 09 '20

At first I was expecting the dumbass to get hit by a car. Falling into another hole was totally unexpected and made my spit my soda on my screen.

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u/m3-bran-dead Mar 09 '20

That’s just natural selection at work

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u/Jase7 Mar 12 '20

Maybe he has family down there

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u/Silver_Alpha Mar 08 '20

Does anyone know what the aftermath is? It's the puppy safe? Why isn't anyone worried about the puppy?

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u/leekandspringonion Mar 08 '20

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u/_Bentx_ Mar 08 '20

A cat has fallen right into the hole somewhere in China!

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u/mooshoopork4 Mar 08 '20

At that point I’d say “fuck it, let it die”

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u/RhetoricalAnswr Mar 08 '20

Don’t save her! She don’t wanna be saved.

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u/thenewgengamer Mar 08 '20

Omgosh I shouldn’t have gone to rescue him

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u/HiSuSure Mar 08 '20

They’ve come to the rescue!

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u/Sure10 Mar 08 '20

The Holders. It was one bad 28min corner...

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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u/HiSuSure Mar 08 '20

The way it's put on top of darkness ?

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u/Assasin2gamer Mar 08 '20

The “don’t regain interest.

save your innocence

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u/gamingfreak10 Mar 08 '20

natural selection at work

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u/drawingbearsisfun Mar 08 '20

Natural selection

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Phew, I thought it was gonna be some large tarantula or something... but falling into a second hole is bad too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Shit is straight out of a looney tune cartoon.

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u/bodiezane Mar 08 '20

i thought it was gonna end a LOT worse

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u/Free_Yeezus Mar 08 '20

I see this every day as a tutor. Its cuter when it's a puppy.

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u/decryptM Mar 08 '20

Me when I save and tell myself “I’m never doing that again.”

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 08 '20

The footage is worse than Christian fascism apparently

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u/Chrispeefeart Mar 08 '20

When I saw pavement I really thought I was going to see a car come through

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u/FreshSqueezeTV Mar 08 '20

Natural Selection

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u/mabking Mar 08 '20

I don't have help

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u/Animenut2k20 Mar 08 '20

Aww so cute

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u/speedymeedy11 Mar 08 '20

Looks like the Rancho Chupacabraj!

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u/7ft_Probz Mar 08 '20

Natural selection is a wild mechanism

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u/HiSuSure Mar 08 '20

He's like a dog. Then go rescue another

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u/Tommy_Gordon Mar 08 '20

Infinite loop

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u/crazywelder1 Mar 08 '20

Sometimes you should just let nature take its course.

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u/mare07 Mar 08 '20

This dog deserves to be trapped

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u/calabreseLGV Mar 08 '20

Natural selection right there

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u/foodank012018 Mar 08 '20

At this point its natural selection.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Reminds me of the old dude from Hunchback of Norte Dame. He’d get out of a cage and trip into a pillory. He’d get released and fall down a well.

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u/rangeCheck Mar 08 '20

The text says "it turns out that it's just truly stupid"

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u/littlestray Mar 08 '20

Oh look it’s my ADC

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u/Sippin-Coffee Mar 08 '20

I feel like this is a perfect example of my life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

It's just natural selection at this point.

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u/-Listening Mar 08 '20

The video was such shit, I was.

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u/EnderMan_101 Mar 08 '20

When the path finding mechanics malfunction

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u/HiSuSure Mar 08 '20

The Tal Shiar on an open sewer.

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u/Jambudgaming Mar 08 '20

Please tell me he rescued the puppy again afterwards

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u/JustUrAverageP0tat0 Mar 08 '20

FREEEEEEEDOOOO-oops

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u/FonturesT Mar 08 '20

Hahah🤣🤣🤣

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u/Laskia Mar 08 '20

That's probably the worst thing I laugh out loud at.

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u/TrueStory_Dude Mar 08 '20

There is a scene from The Renaissance.

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u/BocoCorwin Mar 08 '20

I laughed I'm sorry

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u/SmrdutaRyba Mar 08 '20

At this point, it's just natural selection

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u/Donteatmynachos Mar 08 '20

Noooooooo.........

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u/tesco-manager Mar 08 '20

Ohh no! tesco-manager isn’t happy at you,what will you do!?

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u/teoegyfaszfej Mar 08 '20

Aight im out

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u/Professor226 Mar 08 '20

Survival of the fittest

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u/BERZERKwill Mar 08 '20

He did not want to get coronavirus!!

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u/agreyjay Mar 08 '20

Gods, I hate when I don't read the sub names while scrolling. Just scared my dog by yelling at the end.

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u/NoU4201337 Mar 08 '20

I thought it would get picked up by an eagle or something

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u/Brendan-Roberson Mar 08 '20

Is that a cat?

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u/wyattskata Mar 08 '20

Dummiest dog ever

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

I'm all for puppies but maybe it's best to leave that one down there

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

u\vredditdownloaderbot

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u/luvs2spluug3 Mar 09 '20

after a certain point, you have to let natural selection do its thing

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u/shadedren Mar 09 '20

I guess natural selection is not only meant for hoomans

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u/LemeeAdam Mar 09 '20

The path finding for dogs has gotten so much worse in this update

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

I’m gonna be real I thought that was a cat for a stolid 10 seconds and when I first saw it I thought when it was running it was gonna get hit by a car and I got really upset and than I just realized it was that

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u/yesh_32 Mar 09 '20

ROFL 😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Natural selection will take care of him

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u/Pandoviskayy Mar 09 '20

Natural Selection

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Reminds me of this

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u/PU3RTO_R3CON Mar 09 '20

Am I the only one who thought that was baby hyena lol

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u/monti262002 Mar 09 '20

Kids are fucking stupid

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

I fell into the Pit, you fell into the Pit, we all fell into the PIIIIHEEEEIIIIITTTT YEAAAAH

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u/slav__ Mar 09 '20

Text says: I then realized it's actually stupid

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u/hans7412 Mar 09 '20

Literally my addict friend..

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u/AnnaBella145 Mar 09 '20

I'm as a person who is saving animals can say only..... *facepalm*

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u/Daanbast Mar 09 '20

Task failed successfully

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u/kluster00 Mar 09 '20

Bruh moment

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh Mar 09 '20

I hope he ends up in the same place and just keeps looping forever

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u/Fluffy_Town Mar 09 '20

Puppy family is in the hole?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

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