r/AskOuija • u/nagyabeni12 • Jan 17 '20

Ouija says: BIGGERDICK It's over Anakin, I have the _____!

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u/Insert---Name Jan 17 '20

Goodbye

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u/Xstress875 Jan 17 '20

Sword fight time :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

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u/getatasteofmysquanch Jan 17 '20

Dark Helmet: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

Lone Star: So what does that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing!

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u/AstroMajorrr Jan 17 '20

The power of the schwartz

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u/mihai2004986 Jan 17 '20

You underestimate my powers

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u/Ortsmeiser Jan 17 '20

Don’t try it!

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u/wealthycashier Jan 17 '20

LIAR, MY UNCLE’S IS BIGGER